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Old 04-22-2016, 08:16 PM
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Okay, this one's just showing off now...



(Benn going around twitter, but twitter's "gifs" are really videos that are annoying to post, so hopefully this version from some Russian message board shows up...)
We have a video tag now, I think.
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Old 09-12-2016, 01:21 PM
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Aquatic Le*pard so vicious it peels prey like a grape!

Seriously this image is graphic. Fucking red in tooth and claw

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Old 09-12-2016, 01:34 PM
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I thought you were joking, like, it was literally a picture of a le*pard eating a grape, but...

That is displeasing...
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Old 09-12-2016, 01:51 PM
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We saw Sea Lions doing that in person in Alaska a few months ago, albeit just to fish which is for whatever reason much less nauseating. No hands, so they break apart big ones by grabbing and flinging.
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Old 02-16-2017, 11:05 PM
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I saw this sign at the zoo a few days ago:


I didn't see this at the pens for other predators, only the Le*pards.
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Old 02-17-2017, 03:07 AM
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Look out!

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Old 02-17-2017, 07:28 AM
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I will admit, when it stopped in mid-pounce for no reason I got the opening melody to "Roundabout" playing in my head immediately.

To be continued...
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Old 02-17-2017, 08:22 AM
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I don't think it's stopping "mid-pounce" so much this is what the animators thought was OK to represent "a big panther jumps onto a tree branch". They did not want to animate that cat.

To be fair, the way the cat "lunges" feels close to the movement of the "To be continued" sign itself rather than what is supposed to actually continue.
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Old 10-31-2017, 04:21 PM
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Three in one location. My only comfort is that these spiteful hellbeasts, these le*pards will most likely fall upon each other after tearing to pieces this poor cameraman.


Did you know: the first found footage movie was due to a le*pard attack?!
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Old 06-07-2018, 01:24 PM
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Not even the fowls of the air are safe from these murderous kill beasts!
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Old 06-07-2018, 03:34 PM
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We only survive as a species because the le*pards have not yet learned to co-operate with the birds to perform the world's deadilest air raids.
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Old 06-07-2018, 03:44 PM
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We only survive as a species because the le*pards have not yet learned to co-operate with the birds to perform the world's deadilest air raids.
You'd better hope no one on this forum is secretly a le*pard or we're all fucked.
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Old 06-07-2018, 03:57 PM
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Not even the fowls of the air are safe from these murderous kill beasts!
that's a cheetah false.

edit: didn't see the rosettes but that's a really skinny leopard then.
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:03 PM
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I mean its also stretched out as far as it could be. Reaching for the sky terrifying kil cat!
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:07 PM
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they're still more heavily muscled than that normally

that's a very similar profile to a jumping cheetah

poor thing is starving
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:09 PM
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well no wonder if its prey keeps getting away from it like that
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:41 PM
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When you reach for the stars sometimes all you manage to do it hurt your back.
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We only survive as a species because the le*pards have not yet learned to co-operate with the birds to perform the world's deadilest droppings.
The other kind, though.
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Old 07-14-2018, 06:15 PM
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Le*pard cousin goes on killing spree. All life quakes in terror.
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Old 01-06-2019, 04:27 AM
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YOU ARE NOT SAFE IN WATER

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Old 01-06-2019, 01:18 PM
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did someone throw their burrito in the le*pard pool?

a burrito that they had eaten both ends off and left the middle??

or maybe it was a stuffed animal that is now limbless and headless

I like to think it's a burrito though
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Old 01-06-2019, 02:10 PM
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Pretty sure it's a Burro.
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YOU ARE NOT SAFE IN WATER

Holy shit, I think I've seen tattoos with that look.
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Old 02-02-2019, 12:10 PM
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Default Leopards, in the STREETS, murdering hundreds of people!

Aaaaaiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!


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Old 02-02-2019, 12:54 PM
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I don't know if that le*pard is trying to kill and eat that man, or just pants him.

I mean, he's probably going to do both.

In fact, he's certainly going to do both.

But now they've graduated from simple murder to humiliation.
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Old 02-02-2019, 01:07 PM
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They're even sneaking on to airplanes!
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Old 02-02-2019, 02:11 PM
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Oh my god, the leopard cub's head is half of its entire mass. Apparently leopard evolution has prioritized developing the jaws before everything else.
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Old 02-02-2019, 03:26 PM
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Now in Lizard form

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