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Old 11-07-2017, 11:13 AM
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They have these burgers there called Whoppers. They're really big, but along a different axis. They're flat, so you can eat one without it blorping all over your plate like every frustratingly overstuffed pub burger ever constructed.

Also they are tasty.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:14 AM
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I’m getting conflicting instructions here, my good buddy.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:15 AM
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I’m getting conflicting instructions here, my good buddy.
You should listen to me, your good internet friend JBear. That other fellow, he's...

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...he's a bit mad.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:18 AM
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Also, when I was a kid they made tiny burgers. So tiny. Those were also tasty.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:23 AM
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Instructions unclear, ate a bunch of these on a sesame seed bun with cheese

Stomach currently unwell
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:23 AM
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I'll do it!
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:27 AM
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They also have a black burger.

It makes your poop green.

...wait, I don't know if this is an incentive or a warning.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:28 AM
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Their chicken fries, which are also tasty, come in these adorable boxes:

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Old 11-07-2017, 11:28 AM
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These burgers have transfats right?
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:31 AM
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Transfats are a myth.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:32 AM
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You can have your birthday party at Burger King, and you and all of your friends get to wear these cool crowns. I did this once, and it was fun. Also: tasty.

Here, look how much fun these modern children are having:

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Old 11-07-2017, 11:33 AM
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These burgers have transfats right?
The heroic TRANSFATS (tm) convert from PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED VEGETABLE OIL to CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE in four easy steps! Each sold separately, from HASBRO.
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Old 11-07-2017, 11:37 AM
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All of your favourite animated characters also love to go to Burger King. See here the cast of beloved film Snow White going to a Burger King!



Looks tasty!

(Beloved Dr. Seuss character Cat-in-the-Hat looks sad because his movie's party was at McDonalds.)
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Old 11-07-2017, 12:01 PM
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Burger King has the marvelous, magical Burger King! He can do most anything!

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Old 11-07-2017, 12:04 PM
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Old 11-07-2017, 12:10 PM
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Man, I wish. There's a credit hiding in the centre of the picture.
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Old 11-07-2017, 12:23 PM
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Man, I wish. There's a credit hiding in the centre of the picture.
oh I see

it's "BURGER KING"
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Old 11-07-2017, 12:41 PM
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All of your favourite animated characters also love to go to Burger King. See here the cast of beloved film Snow White going to a Burger King!



Looks tasty!

(Beloved Dr. Seuss character Cat-in-the-Hat looks sad because his movie's party was at McDonalds.)
This brings to mind that recent article about Constable Frozen. Definitely horny, but that’s👏 not👏 vore👏. The characters are just consuming dairy Elsa produces via magic. Seems a critical point.

I had a roommate with a wonderful Burger Lord Mask and she would wear around the house like a psychopath. Perfect gift for the holidays; buy in bulk for savings.
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Old 11-07-2017, 01:50 PM
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Don't eat Burger King.

Don't eat McDonald's

Please if you are able, please eat real food. I love and care about you. You're better than this.
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Old 11-07-2017, 02:41 PM
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I love and care about you too, Falsie, which is why I'm not going to post the very obvious reply to this, even though I very much want to.

Instead, I will say that I just finished eating a large fries and a Whopper with Cheese from Burger King. It was tasty.
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Old 11-07-2017, 02:43 PM
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I love and care about you too, Falsie, which is why I'm not going to post the very obvious reply to this, even though I very much want to.

Instead, I will say that I just finished eating a large fries and a Whopper with Cheese from Burger King. It was tasty.
I can source where all of the food in that pic came from. Can you do the same for your burger?
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Old 11-07-2017, 02:44 PM
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I sure can! It all came from Burger King! Hooray!
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Old 11-07-2017, 02:55 PM
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Burger King has the marvelous, magical Burger King! He can do most anything!
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Old 11-07-2017, 03:20 PM
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Burger King isn't even a real king.

His dad's still alive.

He's a prince.

Prince… OF THE LAND OF STENCH!
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Old 11-07-2017, 04:01 PM
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Don't eat Burger King.

Don't eat McDonald's

Please if you are able, please eat real food. I love and care about you. You're better than this.
Not all of us have a nearby White Castle, False.
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Old 11-07-2017, 04:27 PM
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No, don't
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Old 11-07-2017, 06:53 PM
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That's going to be a long drive for most people.
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Old 11-07-2017, 07:14 PM
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Old 11-08-2017, 04:07 AM
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I did last night. They have a burger with a fried egg on it.

Mistakes were made.
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