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Old 02-06-2019, 11:34 AM
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Old 02-06-2019, 12:45 PM
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Old 02-06-2019, 02:41 PM
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Old 02-06-2019, 02:42 PM
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I can not comprehend the existence of a dog who is not a Good Dog.

The mind can only be twisted so far.
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Old 02-06-2019, 02:56 PM
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:11 PM
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I can not comprehend the existence of a dog who is not a Good Dog.

The mind can only be twisted so far.
All dogs are good but some are not Good Dogs. They are rude like Iggy, or have a ferocious mind circuit like Velgaurder, or do Dracula things because they're Dracula's dog, or take so many bites out of crime that they turn INTO crime like McGruff, and others are even Marmaduke! I do not create this thread to judge or shame, but to offer a home where even the bad boys and girls of dogging can have a place to be celebrated, rather than ignored.

This thread for wayward dogs was founded under the divine auspices of Vicar Amelia, patron saint of troubled and troublesome canines. She prayed so hard for 'mischievous little puppers' that she turned into one right before her boss fight, according to the Bloodborne lore video I made up just now.
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:44 PM
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The government doesn't want you to know that dogs can be bad. But they can. They're out there. Bad dogs exist.
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:50 PM
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Where do all bad dogs go, if not Heaven?
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:51 PM
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Old 02-06-2019, 04:14 PM
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It's surprisingly difficult to find a picture of Sam without Max, so here they both are. I figure we're not likely to have a Best Bad Lagomorph thread.

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Old 02-06-2019, 04:40 PM
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The government doesn't want you to know that dogs can be bad. But they can. They're out there. Bad dogs exist.
Reminds me of my old history studies where old governments (like in feudal Japan) were very much invested in informing the people about how many bad dogs roamed the countryside and how to keep yourself safe from them.
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or take so many bites out of crime that they turn INTO crime like McGruff
Is that really what happened? Also, they say McGruff is a crime dog but he is more of a dog-man. If he did turn into crime then I would blame the man part for that.

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Where do all bad dogs go, if not Heaven?
I don't know. I assume that Badass Dogs go to Badass Heaven but that's entirely different.

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I figure we're not likely to have a Best Bad Lagomorph thread.
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Old 02-06-2019, 07:51 PM
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Even the goodest can be the best bad.
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ACAB (All Crimedogs Are Bad boys)
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Old 02-09-2019, 01:34 PM
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