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Old 07-06-2017, 10:37 PM
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That t-shirt sure does have a random-ass list of things on it.
But there's so much more!

Paper Planes
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Old 07-06-2017, 11:37 PM
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Old 07-07-2017, 08:23 AM
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Old 07-07-2017, 10:52 AM
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:13 AM
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Is this where I can post my confusion about the inclusion of "Crowdfunding" on the t-shirt?

Millenials made crowdfunding a thing. They didn't kill it.
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:16 AM
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:49 AM
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Is this where I can post my confusion about the inclusion of "Crowdfunding" on the t-shirt?

Millenials made crowdfunding a thing. They didn't kill it.
Every item on that particular shirt is authentically pulled from the headlines. Headlines of very very stupid articles.
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Old 07-07-2017, 12:11 PM
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Every item on that particular shirt is authentically pulled from the headlines. Headlines of very very stupid articles.
That's just... wow. It's like the author was required to fit their complaint into a "Millennials have killed X" article regardless of whether X was killed or millennials specifically had anything to do with it.
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:07 PM
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Millenials have killed millenials.
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:15 PM
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That's just... wow. It's like the author was required to fit their complaint into a "Millennials have killed X" article regardless of whether X was killed or millennials specifically had anything to do with it.
Probably. It's very rare that article writers make their own headlines.
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:31 PM
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Is this where I can post my confusion about the inclusion of "Crowdfunding" on the t-shirt?

Millenials made crowdfunding a thing. They didn't kill it.
"We brought you into this world, we can take you out of it."
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:42 PM
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Between Boomers killing the environment, jobs, education, and the economy, and Millennials killing home ownership, cable TV, franchises, and vacation time, have Xennials killed anything?
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:50 PM
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Between Boomers killing the environment, jobs, education, and the economy, and Millennials killing home ownership, cable TV, franchises, and vacation time, have Xennials killed anything?
A whole lot of settlers along the Oregon trail.
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Between Boomers killing the environment, jobs, education, and the economy, and Millennials killing home ownership, cable TV, franchises, and vacation time, have Xennials killed anything?
Nah. We rolled our eyes at the boomers and then pursed our lips and slitted our eyes at the millenials, and then we grabbed the popcorn.
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Old 07-07-2017, 02:59 PM
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have Xennials killed anything?
Belts? I seem to recall seeing a whole lot of low-hanging trousers in the mid-to-late '90s.
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If millenials killed paper airplanes, then why do they keep throwing them in my classrooms?

If millenials killed running, then why is my neighborhood overrun with the local HS track and long distance teams every afternoon? And why are they hogging all of treadmills at the local gym?
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kids in high school aren't millennials, are they?
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Old 07-07-2017, 07:16 PM
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Yeah, those are Generation Z kids.
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listening to steely dan's aja I realize there's a thing gen x killed

live brass sections
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kids in high school aren't millennials, are they?
Baby boomers keep telling me they are

Even if they are or aren't, it doesn't explain how these things I wish were dead are still very much alive and kicking.
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Old 07-07-2017, 08:14 PM
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listening to steely dan's aja I realize there's a thing gen x killed

live brass sections
Those monsters.

I'm serious. Live classical instruments forever!
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Old 07-07-2017, 09:21 PM
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I am one of the synth fuckers destroying live music

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Old 07-09-2017, 10:35 PM
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Between Boomers killing the environment, jobs, education, and the economy, and Millennials killing home ownership, cable TV, franchises, and vacation time, have Xennials killed anything?
The radio star *mic drop*
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Old 07-10-2017, 12:06 PM
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Between Boomers killing the environment, jobs, education, and the economy, and Millennials killing home ownership, cable TV, franchises, and vacation time, have Xennials killed anything?
As I mentioned elsewhere, we get accused of with working with boomers or Millenials.

Talk about your middle kid syndrome.
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Old 07-14-2017, 07:42 AM
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Are Millennials increasing the rate of the proton decay of the universe?
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Old 07-14-2017, 08:36 AM
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I think we killed avocados too?

Or maybe we're sustaining them with our blood. I don't remember.
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We have a symbiotic relationship with them. They're the only things we eat so, in turn, there the only things that must thrive.
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