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08-15-2018, 01:15 PM
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Worlds Smallest Ghost haunts electron microscope
Inattentive parents fail to notice Halloween candy contains mummies Death of the Author does not stop ghost of inflammatory pop culture figure Family menaced when Monster from children’s book becomes real; it’s Grover Troubled teen can’t tell terrifying hallucinations apart from reality except by deductive method You encounter a Terrible Witch. Unsure if that means she’s ineffectual or entirely too effective. Malevolent AI not future proofed, stuck in a 286 Ghost haunts dating app, is a giving lover but too much drama Mad scientist creates new form of life, adapts and learns quickly but is kind of ugly, and so it strangles some people Sonic the Hedghog fan characters do not listen to creators, steal everything Poltergeist makes your furnishings spell out cuss words Cat accidentally follows you home, you are now a cat thief. Gateway to worse behaviour. 
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#63
08-15-2018, 02:06 PM
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A scientist reanimates a corpse, which lumbers through the village pleading with an angry mob, "No, really, my name is Frankenstein!"
EDIT: A vampire battles a werewolf... in court.* A monster lurks in your bathroom. A monster... called mildew. (There is also a skeleton.) A man obtains a monkey's paw. His first wish is for the monkey to get his hand back. The monkey makes a wish on his own paw, and the man is promptly turned into bananas. * I am actually writing a story about this. Last edited by Alex Scott; 08-16-2018 at 07:19 AM.
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08-16-2018, 07:37 AM
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No one willing to step on Handsome Spiders
Witch uses a switchblade instead of a wand. Yells of “AbracaSTABra” become less funny over time. Evil cult infiltrates NASA with plan to put the devil on the moon Haunted doll has different opinions on political issues than you A centaur, but it’s split length-wise instead of width. Mad Doctor replaces your bones with other people’s bones Ghost has inferiority complex when people are more scared of public speaking than of it. Actual ghost tries to scare people away from gold mine it’s stealing from. Is not taken seriously.
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08-16-2018, 07:40 AM
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08-16-2018, 08:16 AM
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I might have posted this before into another thread, but here we go:
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#69
08-16-2018, 05:47 PM
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A colony of termites hires a human exterminator.
Your boss shrinks to the size of a fly. Through savvy political maneuvering, he becomes the leader of the flies. Bugs Bunny, except made out of actual bugs. A VW Bug, except driven by a giant bug. A bug in your computer program creates an unending stream of real bugs from your USB port. The KGB hires bugs to eavesdrop on your job interviews. bugsbugsbugsbugs
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08-16-2018, 06:16 PM
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08-16-2018, 08:21 PM
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09-03-2018, 02:56 PM
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The ants and the bees team up and the bees fly around dropping ants on you.
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#76
02-08-2019, 02:28 PM
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Ghost caused by undigested beef teams up with ghost made of blots of mustard
Fashionable thrift-store jacket once owned by Frankenstein Can’t pull your gaze away from dreamy mummy Haunted Garage Sale Haunted internet meme kills again Trees are rude Clumsy poltergeist keeps dropping things at the wrong time Camping Dracula encounters Bigfoot Underpaid ghost can’t earn a living. Only a DYING! Evil genealogist hunts down grandchildren of people their grandparents hated Free range skeletons Child thoughtlessly uses Wishbone wish to bring the turkey back to life
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#77
02-08-2019, 03:06 PM
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Wishbone the Literature Loving Dog dreams he is in an unfinished book series, can never return until it is.
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#78
02-08-2019, 03:52 PM
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If you die in real life you don't die in the game.
On a particularly hot day you discover that your hands are somehow made out of plastic. A restaurant run and staffed entirely by vultures. You bedroom lights refuse to turn off -- in fact, they vocally protest! Every month or so, the ceiling height at your house falls by a millimeter. The slow and imperceptible increase in cramped-ness gradually takes a toll on your emotional well-being Dynamite Headdy soundtrack recomposed using GEMS.
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02-08-2019, 04:28 PM
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02-10-2019, 05:15 AM
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I realized after I posted that there’s, like, a 1% chance that that and Internet Meme Kills Again aren’t already movies.
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02-10-2019, 06:24 AM
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 It's about an apocalypse brought on by an image of a sloth giving a thumbs-up that gives people a euphoric feeling and compels them to share it with others. I won't spoil it from there, I sold my copy but it's worth reading once and it's on Comixology.
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02-10-2019, 11:15 AM
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02-18-2019, 07:50 AM
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Every full moon, man's fingerprints change slightly; can't use finger scanner on phone.
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02-18-2019, 08:45 AM
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