The Return of Talking Time

Go Back   The Return of Talking Time > Talking about other things > The Pit of Civility

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #31  
Old 09-15-2016, 09:31 PM
Torzelbaum's Avatar
Torzelbaum Torzelbaum is offline
????? LV 13 HP 292/
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Central Illinois
Pronouns: he, him, his
Posts: 13,085
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yama View Post
Zombie dinosaurs.
Ninja Pirate Zombie Dinosaur Robots
Reply With Quote
  #32  
Old 09-17-2016, 06:15 AM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

Man with chainsaws for arms, and also chainsaws for legs. And he has a chainsaw head. His torso is also chainsaws.

Haunted bed sheet ridiculed by other ghosts for reinforcing stereotypes

Kitchen in Haunted house full of Ghost Peppers.

Alphabet Soup spells out the name of the next one to die. Is dyslexic.

Raindrops hate you

Evil doctor prescribes having your head chopped off; second opinion suggests otherwise. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSES?!?

Masked killer spends quiet night at home.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Old 09-17-2016, 10:57 AM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

Somewhere, there exists a man with a beard (note: mainly scary for dogs)

A witch made of eyeballs

Clumsy agnostic is possessed by devil. Does not notice.

Robots indistinguishable from humans except that they have metal skin and beep instead of talk.

Mad scientist conducts experiments on bowl of brains. Is actually cold spaghetti.

SEQUEL IDEA: It's dry spaghetti.

A man has a tattoo of a skull. It's yours.

Mysterious carnival staffed by monsters shows up in middle of night. Monsters are non unionized and park is unsafe. Carnival is shut down after successful lawsuit from broken arm.

Monster so uninteresting that you are bored to death.

Godzilla knows what you did last summer.
Reply With Quote
  #34  
Old 09-17-2016, 11:42 AM
Violet's Avatar
Violet Violet is offline
Discordia
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: fairbanks, alaska
Pronouns: she / her
Posts: 11,016
Default

Nine out of ten dentists agree: The tenth dentist is the murderer. Wait a minute... the tenth dentist... HAS BEEN MURDERED!
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Old 09-17-2016, 12:13 PM
Kalir's Avatar
Kalir Kalir is online now
I have a Plan
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Utah
Posts: 7,106
Default

All of these concepts are clickbait articles, but only one of them is real. And if you don't deduce which one correctly within a week, a banshee shows up at your place to sing death metal at you. Her costume will be amazing... AMAZINGLY SPOOKY THAT IS
Reply With Quote
  #36  
Old 03-07-2017, 01:17 PM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

Ghostly web browser redirects all Google Searches to www.haunted.boo

Witch takes over local paper. Starts writing HORRORscopes.

Scientist builds Frankenstein out of deli-meats.

Vengeful man installs lightning rod on your house. Does a good job and your house becomes safe from thunderstorms.

Catdog Lives
Reply With Quote
  #37  
Old 03-07-2017, 01:43 PM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

Vampire who feeds on vampires meets Frankenstein made of Frankensteins and a ghost who scares ghosts.

Monster Mash is held. Is an eerie sight.

Don Knotts meets wolfman. Is traumatized.

Murderous Ghost hears name wrong; answers to Blobby Mary.

Underground Toothfairy Fighting Ring

Helpful ghosts teach greedy miser the true spirit of HALLOWEEN!
Reply With Quote
  #38  
Old 03-07-2017, 01:46 PM
JBear's Avatar
JBear JBear is offline
Um Actually oil outlaw
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fredericton, NB, Canada
Pronouns: He/Him
Posts: 13,833
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Underground Toothfairy Fighting Ring
When one of the fighters knocks out their opponents teeth, a vicious grasping mob descends upon the arena.
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Old 03-07-2017, 06:30 PM
Torzelbaum's Avatar
Torzelbaum Torzelbaum is offline
????? LV 13 HP 292/
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Central Illinois
Pronouns: he, him, his
Posts: 13,085
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Scientist builds Frankenstein out of deli-meats.
Foreverially delitized Frankenstein's Monster?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Monster Mash is held. Is an eerie sight.
Still no answers forthcoming regarding the whereabouts of the Transylvania Twist.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Vengeful man installs lightning rod on your house. Does a good job and your house becomes safe from thunderstorms.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Helpful ghosts teach greedy miser the true spirit of HALLOWEEN!
The crossover : Vengeful man installs lightning rod on greedy miser's house. Does a good job but miser refuses to pay. Vengeful man take miser to small claims court and wins.

Last edited by Torzelbaum; 09-28-2017 at 09:45 PM.
Reply With Quote
  #40  
Old 03-07-2017, 06:42 PM
Tegan's Avatar
Tegan Tegan is offline
Banjo Kathoey
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Canada
Pronouns: She/Her or They/Them
Posts: 10,643
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by teg View Post
a snake, but its tail ends with a human hand holding a gun
I'd like to retroactively applaud myself for thinking of something this great and then immediately forgetting it.
Reply With Quote
  #41  
Old 09-25-2017, 02:28 PM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

Man wins Evil Lottery; prize is one million dollars worth of GHOSTS!

Haunted IMAX theatre airs all your nightmares in stereoscopic 3D surround sound! They're disjointed by nature and not nearly as frightening when depicted that way.

SEQUEL: The Haunted IMAXs films become huge hits on the indie-circuit

Spider starts weight-lifting. Becomes swole.

PAC-MAN becomes a real boy. So does Inky and Clyde

Every episode of Seinfeld contains secret message to Dracula

Chicken Noodle Soup haunted by ghost of chickens and noodles

Farmer accidentally plants the chip from Terminator instead of corn.Grows a fine crop of Skynets!

Car makes a weird noise only owner can hear.

Dog Freaky Fridays You
Reply With Quote
  #42  
Old 09-25-2017, 02:36 PM
Daikaiju's Avatar
Daikaiju Daikaiju is online now
King Of Space-Time
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 20,607
Default

Untouchable puppies.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Daikaiju View Post
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Old 09-25-2017, 02:40 PM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

New Haircut is good, but not great. Due to Cursed Barbershop, hair never regrows to former length

Soul Plane ferries the departed to the ZANIEST airline of all

Haunted House gets remodelled. Ghosts can't remember new WiFi password, keep walking into Kitchen when they try to go into bedroom

Lightning-bolt knows you were lying about your taxes.

Beetlejuice fights Candyman

Womans entire skeleton jumps out her mouth. Must track it down before Scientists catch it!

Child befriends alien visitor, and becomes ill when creature does. Alien looks like a chimp made of sausage.

Serial Killer who always murders by throwing people into volcanos buys a plane ticket to Hawaii
Reply With Quote
  #44  
Old 09-25-2017, 02:44 PM
muteKi's Avatar
muteKi muteKi is offline
O tempora! O morays!
 
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Green chile cheeseburger capital of the world
Pronouns: they're more hobbyist nouns tbh
Posts: 14,372
Default

waking up with a giant eel's head in your bed

cooking a bowl of spaghetti but it turns out the noodles are actually all eels. you decide to use alphabet pasta instead but the only letters in the package are Es and Ls

you look at your hands but your fingers have all been swallowed up by small eels

the usb cable you use to charge your phone? that's an eel now too

you go to the pool to take a swim but it turns out that the places where the vents for the water jets have been removed, now serving as the dwelling holes of several eels

you decide to put on some relaxing piano music to cope with your situation but it's the music to jolly roger bay

you turn out the light to go to sleep and suddenly the face of the eel is staring right at you, with its dead eyes and rictus-grin, even when you close your eyes
Reply With Quote
  #45  
Old 09-25-2017, 02:50 PM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

Recently wed couple spend honeymoon being repeatedly cursed by mummies.

Mummy's vacation constantly interrupted by newlywed couple

Long forgotten pagan god reborn and seeks vengeance; is a god of baking; bread never raises just right

Too much litter on the moon; gets weighed down and falls to Earth.

Man wanders into Mirror World where mice chase cats. No other discernible differences.

New landlord turns out to be Gomez Addams; raises rent every time you clean cobwebs

Street Lamps speak in morse code. Mostly just petty complaints to one another

Horsepires!
Reply With Quote
  #46  
Old 09-25-2017, 06:01 PM
Torzelbaum's Avatar
Torzelbaum Torzelbaum is offline
????? LV 13 HP 292/
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Central Illinois
Pronouns: he, him, his
Posts: 13,085
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by muteelKi
cooking a bowl of spaghetti but it turns out the noodles are actually all eels. you decide to use alphabet pasta instead but the only letters in the package are Es and Ls
Truly terrifying if you are afraid of LEEs.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Recently wed couple spend honeymoon being repeatedly cursed by mummies.
Do you mean like bad language or the other kind of cursing?
Reply With Quote
  #47  
Old 09-26-2017, 11:22 AM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Smile

Ouija Boards useless against ghosts who read Cyrillic

Unexpected gift of breakfast in bed... prepared by Frankenstein!

Beloved, long-dead radio host gets new show on haunted radio. Everyone is pleased at first, but gradually comes to realize that old host was kind of racist

Mummy Bugs

Mad doctor kidnaps college students and forces horrible, disfiguring, radical surgery on them. Improves patients quality of life immensely. Wins accolades in medical community.

SEQUEL: Mad Doctor finds that success rings hollow, isn't any happier now that he's found fame and acceptance. Becomes sullen.

Ghost messes with browser history; targeted ads are now all for Halloween supplies

Favourite movie is rewatched; there's a chill down your spine because all the actors are now DEAD!

Child makes spelling mistake when writing letters to Santa. Receives a new bike from Satan

The Boogieman from that one episode of Ghostbusters. Yikes
Reply With Quote
  #48  
Old 09-26-2017, 12:09 PM
Büge's Avatar
Büge Büge is offline
Toothsome!
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: TO, ON, CA
Pronouns: She/Her
Posts: 16,413
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Mummy Bugs
Reply With Quote
  #49  
Old 09-26-2017, 06:00 PM
aturtledoesbite's Avatar
aturtledoesbite aturtledoesbite is offline
earthquake ace
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Pronouns: Any
Posts: 17,408
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Child makes spelling mistake when writing letters to Santa. Receives a new bike from Satan
Reply With Quote
  #50  
Old 09-26-2017, 07:11 PM
Torzelbaum's Avatar
Torzelbaum Torzelbaum is offline
????? LV 13 HP 292/
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Central Illinois
Pronouns: he, him, his
Posts: 13,085
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Unexpected gift of breakfast in bed... prepared by Frankenstein!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Daikaiju View Post
*blood-curdling scream*
Reply With Quote
  #51  
Old 09-26-2017, 07:30 PM
Alex Scott's Avatar
Alex Scott Alex Scott is offline
Better be the real thing.
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 5,935
Default

Nobody responds to your posts anymore. You think it's because everybody hates you and has you on ignore, when actually it's because you're a ghost.

You meet a nice girl online and arrange to meet up. She never arrives. You think she got cold feet, but actually she was there all along, because she's a ghost.

You get in a horrible accident, and afterwards everyone screams at the sight of you. You think it's because your face got mangled in the accident, but it's actually because you're a zombie.

You thought I was gonna say ghost, didn't you?

That's just what a ghost would think.
Reply With Quote
  #52  
Old 09-27-2017, 09:27 AM
Fredde's Avatar
Fredde Fredde is offline
Can't peeve the Sheev
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,501
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Octopus Prime View Post
Mummy Bugs
Reply With Quote
  #53  
Old 09-27-2017, 09:38 AM
Octopus Prime's Avatar
Octopus Prime Octopus Prime is offline
Mystery Contraption
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The Great White North
Pronouns: He
Posts: 49,040
Default

I can not fully express how badly I want to read that
Reply With Quote
  #54  
Old 09-27-2017, 11:10 AM
Vaeran's Avatar
Vaeran Vaeran is offline
whatever it takes
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Philadelphia
Pronouns: he/him
Posts: 8,246
Default

Mighty No. 9 sequel confirmed. Crowdfunding campaign to launch next week and continue indefinitely. Live-action movie trilogy, comic series, toyline, breakfast cereal and teen romantic drama on The CW reportedly also in development

*squints* Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was Terrifying Comcepts
Reply With Quote
  #55  
Old 09-28-2017, 12:27 AM
RT-55J's Avatar
RT-55J RT-55J is offline
Armor Guardian
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Elsewhere
Pronouns: He/Him
Posts: 1,622
Default

You feel like you are being followed by a skeleton, but you just can seem to find it. Eventually, you discover it was inside you all along.

One day you try shaving your beard, but your razor just passes through it without cutting it. You eventually realize that ghosts of all of your trimmed bread-hairs have decided to take up residence on your face.

Your collection of amiibos comes to life when you're not watching them (like Toy Story). However, the only thing they do is eat all the veggies in your crisper drawer and detune your piano. You never notice, because you pay attention to neither of those things. You go bankrupt because of your produce expenditures.

Your parents bought an area rug to block the gaping mouth on the basement's floor. Unfortunately, this means the house will soon die, so you will soon be living in a zombie house.

A spider files criminal charges against you after you try killing it, accusing you of attempted spiderslaughter and claiming that he is in fact the current legal tenant of the apartment. You go to jail for your crimes.
Reply With Quote
  #56  
Old 09-28-2017, 03:45 PM
Daikaiju's Avatar
Daikaiju Daikaiju is online now
King Of Space-Time
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 20,607
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Alex Scott View Post
Nobody responds to your posts anymore. You think it's because everybody hates you and has you on ignore, when actually it's because you're a ghost.
Stop reading my paranoia journal!
Reply With Quote
  #57  
Old 10-13-2017, 12:14 AM
Fredde's Avatar
Fredde Fredde is offline
Can't peeve the Sheev
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 1,501
Default

From the "Mortal Kombat is 25 years old" thread:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Fredde View Post
a math textbook where all the problems are framed as reminders of your own mortality.
Reply With Quote
  #58  
Old 10-15-2017, 04:08 PM
Meditative_Zebra's Avatar
Meditative_Zebra Meditative_Zebra is offline
Trinitron Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The Halcyon Idyll
Posts: 6,777
Default An Octo Favorite in the Making

Quote:
Reply With Quote
  #59  
Old 10-15-2017, 06:22 PM
Ghost from Spelunker's Avatar
Ghost from Spelunker Ghost from Spelunker is offline
BAG
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: A cave full of upbeat music
Posts: 3,421
Default

What's so terrifying about a Dracula who is too lazy to turn into a bat?
Reply With Quote
  #60  
Old 10-15-2017, 06:54 PM
Meditative_Zebra's Avatar
Meditative_Zebra Meditative_Zebra is offline
Trinitron Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: The Halcyon Idyll
Posts: 6,777
Default

OG Dracula couldn't become a bat. Jonathan Harker has that little freak out when he sees Dracula climbing down the castle wall like a lizard. Thus Dracula's clear need to possess a jetpack!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
2 spoopy 5 me , ghosts can't eat , haints , scare quotes , scariest thread , scary spooky skeletons , spoop your pants off

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:00 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Your posts ©you, 2007