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Old 05-08-2018, 12:45 PM
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Well.

Alright then.
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Old 05-08-2018, 03:58 PM
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Yeah, a centaur is not half-man, half-horse. A centaur is a horse that has half a man for a head.
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Old 05-08-2018, 06:39 PM
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Well NOW this makes sense!

So then where does that leave Sheoldred, Whispering One?

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Old 05-08-2018, 07:45 PM
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"Hey! My eyes are all the way up here."

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Yeah, a centaur is not half-man, half-horse. A centaur is a horse that has half a man for a head.
What is half a man!?

The head of a centaur, duh...

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Old 05-10-2018, 04:28 PM
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Yeah, when you get down to it fauns and satyrs are closer to actual half and half.
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Old 05-10-2018, 04:38 PM
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So then where does that leave Sheoldred, Whispering One?
Wow. If ever there was proof that the art direction from Dark Souls borrowed liberally from M:TG.
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Old 05-27-2018, 02:24 PM
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Old 05-27-2018, 11:43 PM
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Sheoldred is an ultralisk centaur
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Old 08-09-2018, 04:02 PM
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Two Doctors Figured Out How To Treat A Centaur Having a Heart Attack
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Old 08-09-2018, 04:35 PM
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Without clicking my guess is: do CPR/first aid on the human heart because that has to be the one pumping blood to the brain?
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Old 12-23-2018, 07:52 AM
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Know the difference.

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Old 12-24-2018, 07:05 PM
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Why has nobody mentioned Focalor from Bloodstained Curse of the Moon in this thread?

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Old 12-24-2018, 07:15 PM
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I assumed he was a turtaid, nor a centurt.
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Old 12-24-2018, 07:22 PM
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Why couldn't he be both?

(Also, I was thinking he was a centaurtle.)

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Old 12-31-2018, 05:06 PM
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By the same lady who did the fruit dragons.
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Old 01-06-2019, 02:47 AM
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That’s a sphinx! Not a centaur! Get them right!
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Old 01-06-2019, 04:03 AM
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Or is that a lamassu?

(It's part tiger so it's obviously not a llamassu.)
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Old 01-06-2019, 10:44 AM
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That’s a sphinx! Not a centaur! Get them right!
No wings, and sphinxes don't have 4 legs and two arms.
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Old 01-06-2019, 11:16 AM
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Or is that a lamassu?

(It's part tiger so it's obviously not a llamassu.)
Nothing, what’s a lamassu with you?
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Old 02-10-2019, 10:26 AM
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I know what you all were thinking when you woke up this morning. "I need to see a hipster centaur." You're welcome.
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Old 02-10-2019, 01:16 PM
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Oh great, a hipstaur.
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