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Worlds Smallest Ghost haunts electron microscope

Inattentive parents fail to notice Halloween candy contains mummies

Death of the Author does not stop ghost of inflammatory pop culture figure

Family menaced when Monster from childrenís book becomes real; itís Grover

Troubled teen canít tell terrifying hallucinations apart from reality except by deductive method

You encounter a Terrible Witch. Unsure if that means sheís ineffectual or entirely too effective.

Malevolent AI not future proofed, stuck in a 286

Ghost haunts dating app, is a giving lover but too much drama

Mad scientist creates new form of life, adapts and learns quickly but is kind of ugly, and so it strangles some people

Sonic the Hedghog fan characters do not listen to creators, steal everything

Poltergeist makes your furnishings spell out cuss words

Cat accidentally follows you home, you are now a cat thief. Gateway to worse behaviour.
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Old 08-15-2018, 03:06 PM
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A scientist reanimates a corpse, which lumbers through the village pleading with an angry mob, "No, really, my name is Frankenstein!"

EDIT:

A vampire battles a werewolf... in court.*

A monster lurks in your bathroom. A monster... called mildew. (There is also a skeleton.)

A man obtains a monkey's paw. His first wish is for the monkey to get his hand back. The monkey makes a wish on his own paw, and the man is promptly turned into bananas.

* I am actually writing a story about this.

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Old 08-16-2018, 08:02 AM
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Old 08-16-2018, 08:37 AM
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No one willing to step on Handsome Spiders

Witch uses a switchblade instead of a wand. Yells of ďAbracaSTABraĒ become less funny over time.

Evil cult infiltrates NASA with plan to put the devil on the moon

Haunted doll has different opinions on political issues than you

A centaur, but itís split length-wise instead of width.

Mad Doctor replaces your bones with other peopleís bones

Ghost has inferiority complex when people are more scared of public speaking than of it.

Actual ghost tries to scare people away from gold mine itís stealing from. Is not taken seriously.
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Old 08-16-2018, 08:40 AM
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Evil cult infiltrates NASA with plan to put the devil on the moon
I want this to be the next Devil Survivor game. I'm 100% serious.

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Old 08-16-2018, 09:16 AM
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I might have posted this before into another thread, but here we go:

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Old 08-16-2018, 05:06 PM
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Shoes without socks? Oh, the horror!
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:47 PM
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A colony of termites hires a human exterminator.

Your boss shrinks to the size of a fly. Through savvy political maneuvering, he becomes the leader of the flies.

Bugs Bunny, except made out of actual bugs.

A VW Bug, except driven by a giant bug.

A bug in your computer program creates an unending stream of real bugs from your USB port.

The KGB hires bugs to eavesdrop on your job interviews.

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Mad Doctor replaces your bones with other peopleís bones
A different Mad Doctor replaces your cartilage with other peopleís.

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A colony of termites hires a human exterminator.
So is that an exterminator of humans or are they putting a hit out on some other bugs?
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Old 08-16-2018, 09:21 PM
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So is that an exterminator of humans or are they putting a hit out on some other bugs?
I was thinking an exterminator of humans, though I'm sure that they wouldn't mind getting rid of any bees or ants attempting to infest their property.
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Old 08-19-2018, 12:27 AM
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A centaur, but itís split length-wise instead of width.
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Old 08-21-2018, 12:06 AM
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Two-Face steals all of Gotham's shipments of the latest Sonic game on Sonic 2sday.
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Old 09-03-2018, 03:56 PM
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The ants and the bees team up and the bees fly around dropping ants on you.
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Old 09-03-2018, 04:05 PM
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Human babies actually do come from the birds and the bees getting it on with each other.
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Ghost caused by undigested beef teams up with ghost made of blots of mustard

Fashionable thrift-store jacket once owned by Frankenstein

Canít pull your gaze away from dreamy mummy

Haunted Garage Sale

Haunted internet meme kills again

Trees are rude

Clumsy poltergeist keeps dropping things at the wrong time

Camping Dracula encounters Bigfoot

Underpaid ghost canít earn a living. Only a DYING!

Evil genealogist hunts down grandchildren of people their grandparents hated

Free range skeletons

Child thoughtlessly uses Wishbone wish to bring the turkey back to life
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Old 02-08-2019, 04:06 PM
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Wishbone the Literature Loving Dog dreams he is in an unfinished book series, can never return until it is.
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Old 02-08-2019, 04:52 PM
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If you die in real life you don't die in the game.

On a particularly hot day you discover that your hands are somehow made out of plastic.

A restaurant run and staffed entirely by vultures.

You bedroom lights refuse to turn off -- in fact, they vocally protest!

Every month or so, the ceiling height at your house falls by a millimeter. The slow and imperceptible increase in cramped-ness gradually takes a toll on your emotional well-being

Dynamite Headdy soundtrack recomposed using GEMS.
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Haunted Garage Sale
Is just the garage haunted or is the entire sale haunted?

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Clumsy poltergeist keeps dropping things at the wrong time
Clumsy? Right... Nice excuse. fucking geists
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Old 02-10-2019, 05:51 AM
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This could probably have been a Lovecraft story.
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Old 02-10-2019, 06:15 AM
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I realized after I posted that thereís, like, a 1% chance that that and Internet Meme Kills Again arenít already movies.
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Old 02-10-2019, 07:24 AM
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I realized after I posted that thereís, like, a 1% chance that that and Internet Meme Kills Again arenít already movies.
Internet Meme Kills Again was a comic!



It's about an apocalypse brought on by an image of a sloth giving a thumbs-up that gives people a euphoric feeling and compels them to share it with others. I won't spoil it from there, I sold my copy but it's worth reading once and it's on Comixology.
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Canít pull your gaze away from dreamy mummy
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Every full moon, man's fingerprints change slightly; can't use finger scanner on phone.
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Old 02-18-2019, 09:45 AM
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Every full moon, man's fingerprints change slightly; can't use finger scanner on phone.
starts new life as world's most carefree cat burglar
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