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Old 06-10-2017, 02:04 PM
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Old 06-10-2017, 03:05 PM
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Old 06-10-2017, 03:45 PM
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That one sounds almost racist.

I don't know if it is racist, but I feel like I would be aghast to hear someone say it.
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Old 06-10-2017, 05:03 PM
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I don't know if I've seen a food project so expertly designed to assassinate you by eating it.
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Old 06-10-2017, 06:31 PM
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I don't know if I've seen a food project so expertly designed to assassinate you by eating it.
Taco Bell: "Hold my cerveza."

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Old 06-10-2017, 07:56 PM
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Taco Bell: "Hold my cerveza."

It did taste pretty good though...
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Old 06-10-2017, 09:01 PM
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It did taste pretty good though...
The urge to post a certain picture is so strong right now but I am nice guy so I fite.
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Old 06-12-2017, 04:22 AM
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Taco Bell: "Hold my cerveza."

It's chicken + salad + unhealthy doses of cream. That's still edible! The other stuff, tho'....

I'm sure my 7 year old nephew would like all of these, though.
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Old 06-10-2017, 04:26 PM
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"Fucking chizzas, ruining everything."

Yeah, sorta sounds like it could be a slur. I'm not sure who it would apply to though. And I don't care to know.
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Old 06-10-2017, 04:56 PM
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Don't forget that the brand of the chocolate hummus is "HEB"
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Old 06-10-2017, 06:10 PM
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Don't forget that the brand of the chocolate hummus is "HEB"
Oh... Wow... I had not noticed that... OK then...
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Old 06-10-2017, 06:26 PM
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That is objectively worse
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:16 AM
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Don't forget that the brand of the chocolate hummus is "HEB"
The H-E-B grocery chain is named after its founder, Howard E. Butt. Kind of a no-win scenario all around for them, really.
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Old 06-11-2017, 12:12 PM
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I laughed as if Parish was telling a joke... and then my face fell, as I realized only in Texas could this be true. Upon a quick Google search, I was not disappointed.
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It's technically not even a taco + fried chicken. It's like getting a chicken fillet sandwich without the bun, folded to hold the toppings.
So it's low-carb which means it's better for you!

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The H-E-B grocery chain is named after its founder, Howard E. Butt. Kind of a no-win scenario all around for them, really.
Couldn't they have just called it Howard's or just picked anything else as a name?

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So it's low-carb which means it's better for you!

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Right?
I think in a mathematical sense, it kind of has to be, versus the same thing with a bun or shell. Unless the aforementioned missing ingredients are just really rich in vitamins or nutrients, I guess.
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I don't know, I think pizza + fried chicken is worse than a taco + fried chicken. Both are bad, but one feels even more devious in nature.
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Old 06-12-2017, 03:30 PM
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there's something to be said about eating fried chicken the same way you always have, frankly
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Dipping it in nacho cheese sauce does seem very wrong to me.
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right, the nacho cheese sauce is for the potato skins you have with the chicken
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Old 06-15-2017, 10:09 AM
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Honestly? I can kinda see chocolate hummus working, presuming you go easy on the garlic. Tabbouleh's (sure, Google, we'll spell it like that...) basically peanut butter, after all.

It's no weirder than the sriracha hummus my wife likes.
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Old 06-15-2017, 11:07 AM
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Yeah my wife was fairly obsessed with a "Thai Curry"-flavored hummus a while back. If that's not proof of concept for wild hummus flavors, I don't know what is.
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Old 06-15-2017, 11:42 AM
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My only complaint about hummus is when my roommate decides to make a big batch and the entire apartment reeks of mint for a few days.
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Old 06-15-2017, 11:47 AM
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Meet the Sushi Burrito, or, how we learned to not slice a sushi roll and rebrand it.



Good idea, bad idea, lazy, or brilliant?
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Old 06-15-2017, 12:25 PM
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Honestly? I can kinda see chocolate hummus working, presuming you go easy on the garlic. Tabbouleh's (sure, Google, we'll spell it like that...) basically peanut butter, after all.

It's no weirder than the sriracha hummus my wife likes.
The bigger problem is probably the tahini but most chocolate hummus I've ever seen in the wild doesn't include tahini at all and really at that point it's not hummus so idk.
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Old 06-15-2017, 12:31 PM
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Honestly? I can kinda see chocolate hummus working, presuming you go easy on the garlic. Tabbouleh's (sure, Google, we'll spell it like that...) basically peanut butter, after all.
I assume you mean tahini (sesame seed paste) and not tabboouleh (salad of bulgur wheat, parsley, tomato, & lemon)?

The big thing that sets me off it is that I assume there is sugar added? Sweet and garlic do not mix.

If it's unsweetened chocolate, then maybe it would be ok?

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The bigger problem is probably the tahini but most chocolate hummus I've ever seen in the wild doesn't include tahini at all and really at that point it's not hummus so idk.
I don't think the tahini would be a problem. Chocolate halva is a popular thing, after all.
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Old 06-15-2017, 12:38 PM
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My only complaint about hummus is when my roommate decides to make a big batch and the entire apartment reeks of mint for a few days.
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I think I found the problem.
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Old 06-15-2017, 12:42 PM
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I dunno! I saw garbanzo beans, tahini, and a few other things besides the bundle of mint when I went into the kitchen while he was making it.
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Chocolate hummus still weirds me out. Chocolate Halva is fine, because that's a dessert anyway. Curry hummus sounds pretty good, though.

Sushi "burrito" - I'd rather just call it an uncut sushi roll, but whatever?
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It's an uncut sushi roll wrapped in a tortilla. I'm going for lazy.
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