Oh, a *thunderdome*. Oh, that’s a *really* useful invention! Let's Talk The Simpsons

[Falselogic]

Or just quote them endlessly whatever!

[Savathun]

If the thread fits, you must post in it.

[Falselogic]

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

[Falselogic]

The title of the thread was a toss up between the quote that won, from Comic book guy (originally about a sarcasm detector), and this one from Homer:

Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!

[Torzelbaum]

"Say chowdah, Frenchie!"

edit: Which is how my stupid brain remembers the following line:
"Say it, Frenchy! Say 'chowdah'!"

[R.R. Bigman]

The goggles!


They do nothing!

[Bleck]

On Troy McClure's bizarre romantic abnormality;

Hey, I thought you said Troy McClure was dead?

No, what I said was that he sleeps with the fishes.

[Sanagi]

Hi, everybody!

[MCBanjoMike]

Originally Posted by Sanagi

Call 1-800-DOCTORB! The B stands for bargain!

[Alex Scott]

That's all well and good for sheep, but what are we to do?

[Destil]

Originally Posted by MCBanjoMike

Call 1-800-DOCTORB! The B stands for bargain!

The corner again? I'm getting so sick of that guy.

[ajr82]

This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says guilty! And guilty is spelled wrong!

[Olli T]

Get Eurass back to Eurasia!

[Tavir]

No Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!!

[Googleshng]

I call the big one Bitey!

[Yama]

Why must you turn Talking Time into a house of lies?

[Daikaiju]

"You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way."

[Super Megaman X]

"With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them. Those paramedics have sticky fingers."

[jpfriction]

This has always been my favorite Simpson's scene, can't really tell you why.

[Posaune]

I wish I liked the rest of that episode more, but Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio is more than strong enough to carry it. Or maybe it's just that he is such fun figure to watch that everything pales in comparison.

[zonetrope]

The dogs have picked up the scent of books! Deploy the battering ram!

[madhair60]

[Torgo]

"We understand, Homer. After all, we are from ze land of chocolate!"

"Mmm..."



edit: Alternatively...

[Octopus Prime]

"Like it says in the bible, 'Thou shalt not horn in thy husbands racket'"
"Where does the bible say 'racket'?"
"It's in there!"

[madhair60]

[blinkpen]

Originally Posted by jpfriction

This has always been my favorite Simpson's scene, can't really tell you why.

I can tell you why, it's because Albert Brooks and Dan Castellaneta have the best voice-acting chemistry ever.

[breakman]

You're out there somewhere, Beer Baron, and I'll find you.

No you won't!

Yes, I will.

Won't!

[MikeDinosaur]

"Get a divorce"
"But isn't that a sin?"
"Oh Marge, have you ever read this thing? Just about everything is a sin. Technically, we're not even supposed to go to the bathroom..."

[Torzelbaum]

Originally Posted by MikeDinosaur

I don't think I ever noticed that Helen was sticking her pinky out in that scene. It does seem like something she'd do (and judge other people for not doing).

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse!?"

[ajr82]

Hey, the dummy can't hurt you! He's not even alive, he's dead!