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Old 05-27-2013, 01:24 PM
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When I was seventeen
I had a very good beer.
I had a very good beer on purchase
with a fake ID.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen...
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Old 05-27-2013, 02:09 PM
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Lisa, every good scientist if half B.F. Skinner, and half P.T. Barnum. I don't think I need to see the other exhibits - First prize!
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Old 05-27-2013, 04:47 PM
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Lisa, every good scientist if half B.F. Skinner, and half P.T. Barnum. I don't think I need to see the other exhibits - First prize!
One of my favorite, most subtle jokes in the entire series is from that ep. Bart walks past a bookshelf in the living room and reacts with: "Stupid books". Also, any interaction with cupcakes. "Cupcakes? Cupcakes. Yes, sweet cakes for all!"
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Old 05-27-2013, 04:50 PM
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"Thank you, Doctor. Whenever the wind whistles through the leaves, I'll think 'Lowenstien, Lowenstien...'",

"My name is Zweig."

"'Lowenstien...'"
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Old 05-27-2013, 04:57 PM
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No more apples in the vending machine please!
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Old 05-27-2013, 06:34 PM
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My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of...malk?
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Old 05-27-2013, 06:42 PM
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I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just in zoos!
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Old 05-27-2013, 08:05 PM
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Uh, say, are you guys crooks?

Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

No.

Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?

Uh uh.

And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?

I guess that's okay.

Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?

Hell no!
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Old 05-27-2013, 08:38 PM
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I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and dog-they've been living in sin!
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Old 05-27-2013, 09:03 PM
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Work was hard, so we quit.

What?!

Hard work made us quit.

(I love it when Lisa actually behaves like a kid)
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Old 05-27-2013, 09:16 PM
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There's very little meat in these gym mats.
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Old 05-27-2013, 09:47 PM
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"Rats? I'm outraged! You promised me dog or higher!"

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I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just in zoos!
"Oh I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish."
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Old 05-27-2013, 10:11 PM
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"It smells funny in there."
"No it doesn't!"
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Old 05-27-2013, 10:44 PM
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Don't worry Bartman, I got held back once, but look at me! Now I'm DRIVING the bus!
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:39 AM
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“I’LL SHOW THEM INANIMATE!”
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:47 AM
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"Sorry Donkey Kong, you're just not a draw anymore."



"Hey, he's still got it!"
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Old 05-28-2013, 07:50 AM
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oh that's raspberry
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Old 05-28-2013, 10:10 AM
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You can really taste the Chutney!
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Old 05-28-2013, 10:12 AM
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Stop chasing Ganesh, you're just going to get more Wrath!
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Old 05-28-2013, 10:12 AM
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One of my favorite, most subtle jokes in the entire series is from that ep. Bart walks past a bookshelf in the living room and reacts with: "Stupid books". Also, any interaction with cupcakes. "Cupcakes? Cupcakes. Yes, sweet cakes for all!"
I liked growing up watching that scene and then finally realizing that the "Bart reaches nervously for two cupcakes" moment is a reference to A Clockwork Orange.
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Old 05-28-2013, 10:16 AM
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"BORT" is my standard moniker for any RPG character I can't think of a name for.
Me too!

"Oh come on! Bort?"

"Mommy Mommy! Buy me a license plate!"

"NO! Come along Bort!"

"Hey are you talking to me lady?"

"No. My son is also named Bort."

later

"We are all out of Bort license plate, repeat we need more Bort license plates in the gift shop!"
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Old 05-28-2013, 10:27 AM
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That's a very nice jig, Kearney. Now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying?
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Old 05-28-2013, 10:47 AM
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"Milhouse, you were supposed the night watchman!"
"I was watching. I saw the whole thing. First it started falling over, then it fell over."
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Old 05-28-2013, 11:22 AM
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It's not Magaggie's birthday?
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Old 05-28-2013, 11:27 AM
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This is such a stupid joke that it crosses over to genius instantly. I don't even know what to call this kind of joke. "Vocal humor"? It's amazing.

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Old 05-28-2013, 11:40 AM
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*splorch* *squish* *crunch* "Hey, watch it!"
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:06 PM
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We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say. Now where was I… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn’t get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:24 PM
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I'm not greedy, as long as I have my health, my millions of dollars, my solid gold house and my rocket car, I don't need anything else!
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:50 PM
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oh that's raspberry
I heard your dad went to a restaurant and ate all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
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Old 05-28-2013, 12:54 PM
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"Give her this. And this. And then these."

"Thank you, doctor."

"Oh, I'm not a doctor!"


"Well, I lost the case. Here's your pizza."

"But we won the case!"

"That's OK, the box is empty!"


"Ve Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine."

"My English is not perfect, but I have to tell you, your beer is like swill to us. Do I have that right? I am saying that only a swine would drink this beer."
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