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Old 11-15-2017, 11:16 AM
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I'm reminded of the guys who push their tongue against the roof of their mouth thousands of times a day or chew like five sticks of gum at a time to broaden their jawlines.
did you ever tell them they can just get chin augmentation
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:18 AM
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Remember #extragum if you want your jawline #extraswole
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:20 AM
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Remember #extragum if you want your jawline #extraswole
you'd actually need to say "The difference between a #chad and an #incel is a few sticks of #extragum"
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:24 AM
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I'm reminded of the guys who push their tongue against the roof of their mouth thousands of times a day or chew like five sticks of gum at a time to broaden their jawlines.
is this real
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:26 AM
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is this real
not only is this undoubtedly real I would say it is slightly below-average insanity by mid-00s bodybuilding forum dude standards
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:28 AM
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did you ever tell them they can just get chin augmentation
This invites "fake natty" accusations, the worst possible thing that can happen to a person.
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:41 AM
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its not fake if you use real bone
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Old 11-15-2017, 11:43 AM
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I have to do jaw exercises regularly due having something Temporomandibular Joint Dysfunction which makes it hard to eat or even open my mouth sometimes. I can't crack a walnut with my teeth yet, but here's hoping.
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Old 11-15-2017, 12:29 PM
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its not fake if you use real bone
I'm having a legit galaxy brain moment over this.
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Old 11-15-2017, 12:38 PM
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chew like five sticks of gum at a time to broaden their jawlines.
Does this really work? Asking for a friend.
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Old 11-15-2017, 01:43 PM
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Only if you chew gum made from bones of your enemies
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Old 11-15-2017, 02:55 PM
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Does this really work? Asking for a friend.
Wikipedia says so, and the rumor used to be that Tom Platz did something similar to build up his enormous jaw muscles.
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Old 11-15-2017, 03:59 PM
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Does this really work? Asking for a friend.
THIS is your friend now


THIS is your friend after 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and running 10km, all while chewing five sticks of BIG LEAGUE CHEW for each set, every day, for 100 days!

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Old 11-15-2017, 08:35 PM
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And here I thought Bill Watterson was joking when he wrote this.

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Old 11-15-2017, 08:43 PM
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And here I thought Bill Watterson was joking when he wrote this.

it's sort of like theonion, where they go "here is an actual thing, but in a funny way"
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Old 11-15-2017, 09:56 PM
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it's sort of like theonion, where they go "here is an actual thing, but in a funny way"
Also like The Onion in that it was a funny thing we laughed at and now in 2017 it's terribly real.
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:20 AM
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current mood: still hopping mad about the $15MM brommune
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:31 AM
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Gonna be honest: Don't see why everyone is so mad over roommate interviews.
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:40 AM
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it's the explicit specifications that go well beyond normal roommate criteria
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Old 11-16-2017, 10:41 AM
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If they want to be specific in their quest for the perfect addition to their weird sex mansion (lets be real, read those quals) I don't wanna yuck in their yum.
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Old 11-16-2017, 11:14 AM
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It's also emblematic of the bizarre personality cult culture that exists in Silicon Valley. Where people compete for the loftiest-sounding careers that ultimately mean nothing
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Old 11-16-2017, 12:30 PM
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Yeah, it's less funny when you're living in the middle of it (and about to not be living in the middle of it because it has ensured the inability to live in the middle of it).
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