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View Poll Results: Ranch Dressing. Yay or Nay?
It's alright 19 40.43%
It's not the best 6 12.77%
Yes, I am bathing in a tub of it 10 21.28%
Get thee behind me foul dressing! 12 25.53%
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Old 06-14-2016, 02:59 PM
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I really like it. Though Hidden Valley is probably one of the worst varieties.
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Old 06-14-2016, 03:02 PM
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Not just for salads. I mean I put it on like everything.
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I really like it.
Same. Too many calories, so I won't choose it if I have to make my own sandwich, but I also won't tell someone to take it off something I order from a menu.
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I don't get dresssing. I just don't. I've never eaten anything that I felt was improved by dressing. Naked salad is best salad.
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I don't get dresssing. I just don't. I've never eaten anything that I felt was improved by dressing. Naked salad is best salad.
You dont even put salt or pepper on your salad?
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I don't put salt and pepper on anything. There's none in my house.
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I don't put salt and pepper on anything. There's none in my house.
what a sad, sad existence you must live. Just you and olive oil together forever.
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Even that I use pretty damn sparingly. A bit to cook my stir fry, and a bit to cook my asparagus.
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And a bit to go with his crunchy Cheetos.

I don't like ranch dressing on my salads but I will dip chicken tenders or hot wings in it. Or sometimes I will have it on my sub sandwich. (It seems to go well with chicken.)
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I like dipping my pizza into ranch dressing too
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Eugh. EUGH. You're a monster.



ETA: I have been known to sprinkle chili flakes on mine, though.
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I haven't had ranch dressing in years. Did they change the recipe?
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Eugh. EUGH. You're a monster.



ETA: I have been known to sprinkle chili flakes on mine, though.
yes chili flakes and ranch dressing.
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I haven't had ranch dressing in years. Did they change the recipe?
for Hidden Valley? I think they did. It doesnt taste the way it did when I was a child.
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3 parts sadness, 1 part despair?
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Watching someone eat pizza dipping it into ranch dressing makes me weep for America. It tastes pretty compelling tho'
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Depends on the brand. I've had some very good mild tasting ranch dressing from mcdonalds of all fucking places, but the wal-mart brand is so fucking awful.

It's just so fuckin' bad you guys, it's just so fuckin' bad.
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I love fried mozzarella sticks more than anything and it just doesn't feel right eating them with marinara.

Also, buffalo chicken. Guys, you gotta dip that stuff in ranch.

P.S. Buttermilk ranch is the one true ranch.

P.P.S. I'm fat.
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I love fried mozzarella sticks more than anything and it just doesn't feel right eating them with marinara.
That's crazy talk. You're crazy, Marge Balrog.
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i only eat ranch with fries. i rarely eat fries without ranch.

i don't eat fries very often.

i would rather eat salad with no dressing than with ranch (or pretty much any creamy dressing). it's too overbearing
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where is the poll option for "literal shit of beelzebub"
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why would you put ranch on anything when you could put blue cheese on it instead
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where is the poll option for "literal shit of beelzebub"
It's the baby gravy of Satan.


Not really a big fan of any kind of salad dressing except for a teensy bit of balsamic vinaigrette or Italian dressing.
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Ranch is ok, though it must be used sparingly. Dipping pizza in ranch sounds like its own kind of hell.

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Even that I use pretty damn sparingly. A bit to cook my stir fry, and a bit to cook my asparagus.
It heartens me to know that you only use your shitty olive oil for cooking and not, say, putting on your salad where you would get the full taste of the stuff.
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Ranch is ok, though it must be used sparingly.
Most places that give me dipping sauces on the side give me way too much. Unless it's marinara or garlic butter.
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Ranch is ok, though it must be used sparingly. Dipping pizza in ranch sounds like its own kind of hell.
More ranch for me!
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why would you put ranch on anything when you could put blue cheese on it instead
blue cheese is grody
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Hummus is yummus.
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