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Old 05-21-2017, 11:04 AM
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Default This is the least threatening place I've ever seen. Let's Play Ittle Dew 2!



Hey kids!



Let's play Ittle Dew 2!

So yeah, the first Ittle Dew was basically an extension of Zelda block-pushing puzzles, with a little bit of open-endedness in how you approached them and more neat tools to work with. So it should stand to reason that Ittle Dew 2 would be more of the same, right?

Well... kind of. Ittle Dew 2 places a lot more emphasis on the combat. I mean a LOT more. Like, if Breath of the Wild is Zelda 1 as interpreted by Elder Scrolls, Ittle Dew 2 is Zelda 1 as interpreted by a bullet hell game. Even rank and file enemies are going to be very dangerous, and we're going to have a lot of dangerous encounters ahead of us. Additionally, the game is ridiculously open-ended in how you solve it. You can clear any puzzlecave with just your stick, but you can get a number of tools that allow you to get through them somewhat more easily.

Likewise, the seven dungeons in the game can be cleared in any order. (Okay, there's an eighth dungeon, but it's not available until you beat the other 7.) The game has a recommended order to clear them in, but it also is happy to let you clear them however you damn well please (assuming you can survive in the areas long enough, which is not a given). On my first playthrough I went north to the sixth dungeon and cleared it first.



Cave Scrolls: 2
Secret Shards: 2
Jenny Berry Sightings: 1

Hey look, gameplay!

I'll leave the order I tackle dungeons in to you guys. I will, however, take time between each dungeon to go find Jenny Berry. In this game, she no longer pulses with electricity at intervals, but instead gives hints for the more esoteric secrets in this game. And there are a LOT of esoteric secrets to be found in here. Like those Secret Shards. Those are only the tip of the iceberg, but we'll be putting them to good use.

Dungeon List:
  • In the highly safe Fluffy Fields we started in...
    there's a Pillow Fort that's perfect for novice adventurers.
    It'll even have a Tracker inside to help newbies find their way!
  • The southwest part of the island has the Sweetwater Coast.
    Sounds like a great place to build a Sand Castle.
    Which in turn sounds like a great place to hide a Force Wand to shove things around.
  • The eastern part of the island is dominated by Fancy Ruins.
    Word has it that an Art Exhibit has opened up there.
    I hear the Dynamite exhibit is particularly great.
  • The Star Woods in the south have a bit of a pollution problem.
    To the point where there's even a Trash Cave that's accumulated.
    But hey, we've found things like the Fire Sword in trash before.
  • The Slippery Slope to the northwest is a nice quiet place to live.
    But a dude there has a problem with his Flooded Basement.
    I don't have a good justification for a power-boosting Blue Headband being there, but hey, free headband.
  • The gnarly gnorth, aka the Pepperpain Prairie, is home to all kinds of cowbuns and banditos.
    Word has it there's an old abandoned Potassium Mine hidden there.
    The old miners used to use an Ice Ring to work their machinery.
  • The Slayer Jenny patrols the Frozen Court to the southeast.
    Even if you survive her, you may only end up in the Boiling Grave.
    Nothing there but stone and Chain. Better reach than a mundane Stick, though.

Sounds like a grand old safe time, right? Where to first, you jerks?

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Old 05-21-2017, 06:47 PM
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Old 05-21-2017, 07:31 PM
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It also ain't Zelda, but Ittle Dew, two.
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Old 05-21-2017, 11:36 PM
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Old 05-22-2017, 07:38 AM
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Pepperplain Prairie, because this town is not big enough for the Dew of you.
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Old 05-22-2017, 09:28 AM
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Star Woods!
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Old 05-25-2017, 11:47 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 3
Secret Shards: 4
Jenny Berry Sightings: 1
Guest Appearances: BEAT, fanboymaster, Trynant or muteKi (I don't know their voices enough to tell which is which, but they both show up later so eh)

Lacking enough votes in the thread to figure out which way to go, I turn to the crew of BEATSTREAM.

They immediately speak strong in favor of all things trash, as was only to be expected.

So yeah, here's the Star Woods.

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Old 05-26-2017, 09:08 AM
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Old 05-29-2017, 06:39 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 3
Secret Shards: 4
Jenny Berry Sightings: 1
Crayons: 1
Raft Pieces: 1
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword
Guest Appearances: BEAT, fanboymaster, Trynant, muteKi, MarsDragon

The Trash Cave is the middlemost dungeon in the game, making for a great indicator of exactly what to expect from the game overall.

The ice block puzzles being baffling is nothing new to Ittle Dew. The extremely mashy combat is a much worse issue.

Also: we find someone's weird metal Note To Self sign! Who could that belong to?

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Old 06-04-2017, 09:08 AM
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Cave Scrolls: 5
Secret Shards: 7
Jenny Berry Sightings: 2
Crayons: 2
Raft Pieces: 1
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword
Guest Appearances: BEAT, fanboymaster, Trynant, muteKi, MarsDragon

I'm hellbent on finding Jenny Berry, so between each dungeon, that's JUST WHAT WE'LL DO.

This means going to areas that we really shouldn't be between each dungeon. Except I cleared the Pepperpain Prairie first on my first run, so I totally found her here before.

Anyway, based on people's horrible words, we'll tackle the Slippery Slope next, so there's that.

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Old 06-07-2017, 09:01 AM
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Cave Scrolls: 5
Secret Shards: 7
Jenny Berry Sightings: 2
Crayons: 3
Lock Picks: 1
Raft Pieces: 1
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword
Guest Appearances: BEAT, fanboymaster, Trynant, muteKi, MarsDragon

If you want to talk about Artbot and Roko's Basilisk, this is the video for you!

If you want to talk Ittle Dew 2, not so much. But here's the Slippery Slope in some small amount anyway.

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Old 06-11-2017, 02:36 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 5
Secret Shards: 8
Jenny Berry Sightings: 2
Crayons: 4
Lock Picks: 1
Raft Pieces: 2
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband
Guest Appearances: BEAT, fanboymaster, Trynant, muteKi, MarsDragon

Completely normal Flooded Basement.

Hey, you guys should post in here about what weird place we should go to next! There's still five areas we haven't really explored yet!
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Old 06-17-2017, 10:52 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 7
Secret Shards: 12
Jenny Berry Sightings: 3
Crayons: 5
Lock Picks: 2
Raft Pieces: 2
Portal Worlds: 1
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb

Bit of a secret roundup. I know that bee cave in the staff area has a secret wall, I'll return to it when I play next.

I'm also an idiot who forgets what counterclockwise is. I blame the soup temperature room.

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Old 06-21-2017, 12:49 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 7
Secret Shards: 13
Jenny Berry Sightings: 3
Crayons: 6
Lock Picks: 2
Raft Pieces: 3
Portal Worlds: 2
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv2, Ice Ring
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb
Guest Appearances: BEAT

What the hell is that crinkliness? I swear I'm the worst at video quality. Was I eating chips or something? I'll never make detective at this rate.

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Old 06-25-2017, 02:57 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 10
Secret Shards: 17
Jenny Berry Sightings: 3
Crayons: 8
Lock Picks: 2
Raft Pieces: 4
Portal Worlds: 4
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv2, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS...

Cyber Jenny has health now, that's cool.

But who cares about that, it's MYSTERY TIME

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Old 06-27-2017, 05:01 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 10
Secret Shards: 17
Jenny Berry Sightings: 3
Crayons: 8
Lock Picks: 3
Raft Pieces: 4
Forbidden Keys: 1
Portal Worlds: 4
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv2, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2, Force Wand
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS...

So this is what Secret Shards are used for: opening up the small handful of bonus dungeons (which, of course, can be tackled in any order if you have enough of the shards).

But I don't remember where the other ones are right now, so while you CAN tell me to go hit them all, you would be better served being patient and waiting for me to find them via mundane exploration.
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Old 07-06-2017, 05:18 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 11
Secret Shards: 18
Jenny Berry Sightings: 3
Crayons: 9
Lock Picks: 4
Raft Pieces: 5
Forbidden Keys: 1
Portal Worlds: 4
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv2, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2, Force Wand, Dynamite
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS...
Guest Appearances: BEAT, CaliScrub, Fanboymaster, muteKi

ART

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Old 07-10-2017, 04:19 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 12
Secret Shards: 19
Jenny Berry Sightings: 4
Crayons: 10
Lock Picks: 4
Raft Pieces: 5
Forbidden Keys: 1
Portal Worlds: 4
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv2, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2, Force Wand, Dynamite
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS...
Guest Appearances: BEAT, CaliScrub, Fanboymaster, muteKi

Just wandering, taking it easy, finding bits. Y'know how it goes.
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:06 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 12
Secret Shards: 19
Jenny Berry Sightings: 4
Crayons: 11
Lock Picks: 4
Raft Pieces: 5
Forbidden Keys: 2
Portal Worlds: 4
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv2, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2, Force Wand, Dynamite Lv2
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS...
Guest Appearances: BEAT, CaliScrub, Fanboymaster, muteKi

Another weird metal dungeon. And it upgraded our Dynamite!

Turns out: most every item in the game exists at three possible points, and each one you find just upgrades the item (mostly a minor buff to how well it works).
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Old 07-16-2017, 12:51 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 12
Secret Shards: 23
Jenny Berry Sightings: 4
Crayons: 12
Lock Picks: 5
Raft Pieces: 5
Forbidden Keys: 2
Portal Worlds: 5
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv2, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2, Force Wand, Dynamite Lv2, Chain
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise, Little Dude Hoodie
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS...
Guest Appearances: BEAT, CaliScrub, Fanboymaster, muteKi

Fun fact: there now remains only a single Secret Shard to find! There are more boxes generated that can hold Secret Shards, not unlike how there are more than 20 Secret Seashell locations in Link's Awakening, but after we get the 24th they all turn into Cave Scrolls.
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Old 07-22-2017, 08:23 PM
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I was really confused why you were repeating videos until I realized it's because I saw them on youtube when they first came out.

Oh well, they're worth watching again.
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:26 AM
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Cave Scrolls: 12
Portal Scrolls: 3
Secret Shards: 24
Jenny Berry Sightings: 4
Crayons: 12
Lock Picks: 8
Raft Pieces: 5
Forbidden Keys: 2
Portal Worlds: 5
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv3, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2, Force Wand Lv2, Dynamite Lv3, Chain, Tome
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise, Little Dude Hoodie, Swimsuit
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS NEXT TO...
Guest Appearances: BEAT, Fanboymaster

CAVE OF MYSTERY! Remember that. We'll need to come back here later.

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Old 07-31-2017, 02:14 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 14
Portal Scrolls: 4
Secret Shards: 24
Jenny Berry Sightings: 4
Crayons: 13
Lock Picks: 8
Raft Pieces: 6
Forbidden Keys: 2
Portal Worlds: 6
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv3, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet, Tracker Lv2, Force Wand Lv3, Dynamite Lv3, Chain, Tome Lv2
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise, Little Dude Hoodie, Swimsuit, Classic Ittle
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS NEXT TO...
Guest Appearances: BEAT, Fanboymaster

Sweetwater Coast. Also we go through the Sand Castle really quickly by virtue of saving the second dungeon for sixth.
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Old 08-03-2017, 01:09 PM
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Cave Scrolls: 15
Portal Scrolls: 6
Secret Shards: 24
Jenny Berry Sightings: 5
Crayons: 14
Lock Picks: 9
Raft Pieces: 6
Forbidden Keys: 2
Portal Worlds: 9
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv3, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet Lv2, Tracker Lv3, Force Wand Lv3, Dynamite Lv3, Chain, Tome Lv3
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise, Little Dude Hoodie, Swimsuit, Classic Ittle
Mysterious Words: ...SPRUCE THAT IS NEXT TO THE TREASURE CHEST
Even More Mysterious Words: Aocad rgrcd vafkk agc ekhm nhb bdadojhje gld.
Guest Appearances: BEAT, Fanboymaster

More Portal Worlds! And we're nearing the end of the game, with only two mainline dungeons to go! Of course, that's not the end, not by a long shot.
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Old 10-12-2017, 09:05 AM
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Cave Scrolls: 15
Portal Scrolls: 6
Secret Shards: 24
Jenny Berry Sightings: 5
Crayons: 15
Lock Picks: 9
Raft Pieces: 7
Forbidden Keys: 2
Portal Worlds: 9
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv3, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet Lv2, Tracker Lv3, Force Wand Lv3, Dynamite Lv3, Chain Lv2, Tome Lv3
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise, Little Dude Hoodie, Swimsuit, Classic Ittle
Mysterious Words: BEHIND THE SPRUCE THAT IS NEXT TO THE TREASURE CHEST
Even More Mysterious Words: Aocad rgrcd vafkk agc ekhm nhb bdadojhje gld.
Other Stuff: Art Gallery
Guest Appearances: BEAT, Fanboymaster

Hi we're back and playing in the obligatory icefire dungeon.

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Old 10-17-2017, 09:39 AM
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Cave Scrolls: 15
Portal Scrolls: 6
Secret Shards: 24
Jenny Berry Sightings: 5
Crayons: 15
Lock Picks: 9
Raft Pieces: 7
Forbidden Keys: 2
Portal Worlds: 9
Cool Garbage: Fire Sword, Blue Headband Lv3, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet Lv2, Tracker Lv3, Force Wand Lv3, Dynamite Lv3, Chain Lv3, Tome Lv3
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise, Little Dude Hoodie, Swimsuit, Classic Ittle
Mysterious Words: BEHIND THE SPRUCE THAT IS NEXT TO THE TREASURE CHEST
Even More Mysterious Words: Aocad rgrcd vafkk agc ekhm nhb bdadojhje gld.
Highly Mysterious Numbers: 7206641 100111 031029 474 32725 9605815
Other Stuff: Art Gallery
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What Tippsie said.
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Old 10-24-2017, 10:13 AM
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Cave Scrolls: 15
Portal Scrolls: 6
Secret Shards: 24
Jenny Berry Sightings: 5
Crayons: 17
Lock Picks: 9
Raft Pieces: 8
Forbidden Keys: 3
Portal Worlds: 9
Cool Garbage: Fire Mace, Blue Headband Lv3, Ice Ring, Protective Amulet Lv2, Tracker Lv3, Force Wand Lv3, Dynamite Lv3, Chain Lv3, Tome Lv3
Alternate Outfits: Tippsie Suit, Ninja Garb, Old Ittle, Jenny Disguise, Little Dude Hoodie, Swimsuit, Classic Ittle
Mysterious Words: BEHIND THE SPRUCE THAT IS NEXT TO THE TREASURE CHEST
Even More Mysterious Words: Aocad rgrcd vafkk agc ekhm nhb bdadojhje gld.
Highly Mysterious Numbers: 7206641 100111 031029 474 32725 9605815
Other Stuff: Art Gallery
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Yay we built a raft, now we can just leave this stupid island forever. OR...
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