Mayostard is the best condiment

[Büge]

as if it weren't obvious

[TheSL]

Originally Posted by TheSL

Mayo is fucking gross and you're gross for eating it.

[Octopus Prime]

I prefer Mustardayonaise, but either way, it’s such a good time saver

[muteKi]

[Issun]

Originally Posted by muteKi

I was just about to post that.

I still hear that in my head on the rare occasion I hear Duke of Earl.

[WisteriaHysteria]

I will not judge a person who enjoys a mixture of mayo and mustard.

However I will judge the wisdom of buying a mixture of both, when you can simply make your own and save yourself valuable fridge space.

[Daikaiju]

Originally Posted by WisteriaHysteria

I will not judge a person who enjoys a mixture of mayo and mustard.

However I will judge the wisdom of buying a mixture of both, when you can simply make your own and save yourself valuable fridge space.

But what if you buy that and skip getting mustard and mayo?

[WisteriaHysteria]

Then you have played yourself

[Kylie]

Endless debates about mayo and mustard have convinced me that none of y'all actually care how sandwiches tasty, you just want them wet and fatty.

[Büge]

We also want them soaked in vinegar.

[Exposition Owl]

Originally Posted by Büge

We also want them soaked in vinegar.

Relatedly, have you ever had malt vinegar aioli?

[muteKi]

Originally Posted by Kylie

you just want them wet and fatty.

[Peach]

Originally Posted by muteKi

Anyone who spreads condiments on the meat is a fucking cop.

[Serephine]

Originally Posted by Kylie

Endless debates about mayo and mustard have convinced me that none of y'all actually care how sandwiches tasty, you just want them wet and fatty.

A fried egg does beat mayo, you're not wrong.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Büge

as if it weren't obvious

This thread did not disappoint.

[ThornGhost]

Throw a little ketchup and relish in there and you'll have yourself a great Russian dressing.