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Old 09-21-2018, 01:06 PM
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Default Mayostard is the best condiment

as if it weren't obvious
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Old 09-21-2018, 01:13 PM
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Mayo is fucking gross and you're gross for eating it.
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Old 09-21-2018, 01:35 PM
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I prefer Mustardayonaise, but either way, it’s such a good time saver
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Old 09-21-2018, 01:40 PM
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Old 09-21-2018, 04:50 PM
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I was just about to post that.

I still hear that in my head on the rare occasion I hear Duke of Earl.
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Old 09-21-2018, 06:02 PM
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I will not judge a person who enjoys a mixture of mayo and mustard.

However I will judge the wisdom of buying a mixture of both, when you can simply make your own and save yourself valuable fridge space.
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Old 09-21-2018, 10:29 PM
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I will not judge a person who enjoys a mixture of mayo and mustard.

However I will judge the wisdom of buying a mixture of both, when you can simply make your own and save yourself valuable fridge space.
But what if you buy that and skip getting mustard and mayo?
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Old 09-22-2018, 04:25 AM
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Then you have played yourself
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:48 AM
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Endless debates about mayo and mustard have convinced me that none of y'all actually care how sandwiches tasty, you just want them wet and fatty.
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Old 09-23-2018, 11:47 AM
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We also want them soaked in vinegar.
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Old 09-23-2018, 11:57 AM
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We also want them soaked in vinegar.
Relatedly, have you ever had malt vinegar aioli?
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Old 09-23-2018, 12:16 PM
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you just want them wet and fatty.
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Old 09-23-2018, 02:39 PM
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Old 09-23-2018, 06:00 PM
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Endless debates about mayo and mustard have convinced me that none of y'all actually care how sandwiches tasty, you just want them wet and fatty.
A fried egg does beat mayo, you're not wrong.
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Old 09-23-2018, 08:51 PM
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Old 09-24-2018, 01:40 PM
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Throw a little ketchup and relish in there and you'll have yourself a great Russian dressing.

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