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Old 11-08-2018, 11:34 AM
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Aside from probably being way too thick that actually sounds not awful
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Old 11-09-2018, 05:56 PM
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This was a mistake I got yesterday.

It's not exactly bad, per se, but for me, the enjoyment wore off well before I finished the sandwich, and I had to push myself, because that was my lunch.

Idea would work far better as a slider, perhaps.
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Old 11-09-2018, 11:09 PM
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Reminds me of the meals conceived by that one omnipotent 10 year-old in the Twilight Zone movie.

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Aside from probably being way too thick that actually sounds not awful
Yeah, I was thinking, well, taste and flavor are one thing, but how can you even drink it? Is it more of a dip?
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Old 02-18-2019, 02:18 AM
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Old 02-18-2019, 11:03 AM
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microwave your sour patch kids cereal for 1 minute after adding milk to make NEW AWESOME BUTTERMILK FLAVOR
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:01 PM
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Someone tried them...

Initial Thoughts: Of all the candy brands already in existence, Sour Patch Kids is probably the last I would pick to transform into a cereal. Who in their right mind wants to start their day with a big bowl of sour-blasted children? I watched other consumers discover this cereal, pick it up, scrunch their face in disgusted confusion, and put it back as they shook their head. Thatís the appropriate reaction, and I was certain Sour Patch Kids cereal was a horrendous mistake before it even hit my lips.

After Eating: Look, I gotta give props to whoever spent their late nights in the Post flavor lab for making Sour Patch Kids cereal taste just like its source candy. These little guys are a light and crunchy version of their gummy brethren. But as I predicted, it just doesnít make for a good cereal. The sour taste of each spoonful, and the unfortunate flavor of the milk after itís been soaking in tangy tots, is terrible.

Fun Fact: If you listen to Sour Patch Kids cereal closely after pouring your milk, you can hear a distinct crackling noise. This is likely the sour children crying out to warn your mouth.

Verdict: Eat real Sour Patch Kids instead, and keep them away from breakfast time.
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