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Old 09-09-2012, 12:20 AM
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Those two WoW images actually have nude versions.

Guy did a whole series of WoW inspired stuff, I'm pretty sure he made a humanized Onyxia. I think he goes by Azazael?

Yep, did some digging and found his deviant art account: Uh, NSFW more often than not. http://azazel1944.deviantart.com/
Wait wait wait. So the cheesecake WoW pictures aren't actually promotional? They're just random things off some guy's deviantart page with some convincing-looking official wallpaper borders/logo? Because, first post?

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Rule #1- Published only. The internet's lousy with stuff like this. It's only noteworthy when someone actually goes "Yup, that's totally something I'm comfortable printing in my RPG sourcebook/on the cover of this novel/magazine."

Actually yeah, that's about all the restriction that's likely needed here. Go forth and post the embarrassment!
It's no fair picking on some random fanart's tastelessness in here. We've got all those thunderdomes for that!
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Old 09-09-2012, 07:12 AM
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Wait wait wait. So the cheesecake WoW pictures aren't actually promotional? They're just random things off some guy's deviantart page with some convincing-looking official wallpaper borders/logo? Because, first post?



It's no fair picking on some random fanart's tastelessness in here. We've got all those thunderdomes for that!

Correct. So I guess this technically doesn't count for this thread?

Guy has no relation to Blizzard at all, and you can tell he's a fan because he's super mad at the plot direction. Which, I think most fans are.
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Old 09-09-2012, 02:39 PM
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Correct. So I guess this technically doesn't count for this thread?

Guy has no relation to Blizzard at all, and you can tell he's a fan because he's super mad at the plot direction. Which, I think most fans are.
Really? I kinda figured at this point all the contradictions and recycling and crazy retcons would have everyone beyond the point of caring anymore.
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Old 09-09-2012, 02:47 PM
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crazy retcons
The lore was never exactly good. It was nothing but pulp fantasy fluff and I was ok with that.

But then the retcons.

Dear god, they didn't even need to make half of them.

I need to lay down, I'm having flashbacks to the launch of TBC and how it just crapped all over WC3.
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Old 09-09-2012, 03:42 PM
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Do you guys want me to make a Fantasy Art thread without that restriction?
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Old 09-09-2012, 04:04 PM
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If it doesn't fit in the five threads we already have, it's just porn, and I'm pretty sure that violates the T&C.
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Old 09-09-2012, 04:07 PM
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If it doesn't fit in the five threads we already have, it's just porn, and I'm pretty sure that violates the T&C.
Hey, Azrael's not exactly porn. It only doesn't fit in here because of an arbitrary OP rule.
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Old 09-09-2012, 04:08 PM
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I need to lay down, I'm having flashbacks to the launch of TBC and how it just crapped all over WC3.
So how about them Sqauts?

Hey, how about some Fantasy people in 'I don't give a fuck' poses:





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Old 09-09-2012, 04:14 PM
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I... Did he bash that door down with his musk?

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Old 09-09-2012, 04:35 PM
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So how about them Sqauts?
I don't know what you're talking about.

No one knows what you're talking about.

THAT NEVER HAPPENED.
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Old 09-09-2012, 04:52 PM
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He did make the happiest looking Orc I've ever seen.

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Old 09-09-2012, 04:54 PM
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And the bustiest Blood Elf.

Holy crap.
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Old 09-09-2012, 05:00 PM
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Why do you think the Orc is so happy?
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Old 09-09-2012, 05:08 PM
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They must be using all kinds of special potions and enchantments to not be freezing their oddly-posed tits off there.
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Old 09-09-2012, 05:09 PM
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Clearly he broke his wrist, if not his arm, breaking down that door. Just looking at that arm gives me the squicks!

Also, that ain't the bustiest Blood Elf, not even by Azrael standards.
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Old 09-09-2012, 05:11 PM
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They must be using all kinds of special potions and enchantments to not be freezing their oddly-posed tits off there.
Frost resist gear.

The skimpiness on that armor is obviously misleading.
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Old 09-09-2012, 05:18 PM
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I'm just trying to figure out why the Blood Elf is pretending to be a Draenei.
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Old 09-09-2012, 05:34 PM
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I'm just trying to figure out why the Blood Elf is pretending to be a Draenei.
You mean with the twisted spine thing?
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Old 09-09-2012, 07:15 PM
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Boy that Night Elf sure takes an arrow to the neck like a fucking champ.
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Old 09-09-2012, 07:16 PM
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Someone got paid to draw Frank Zappa squaring off against Ming the Merciless.

I envy that person.
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Old 09-09-2012, 09:15 PM
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Uh, sorry about the WoW ones. Coulda sworn those were official like. Anyway, I'm relatively sure this one is. Maybe.

http://i.imgur.com/B0qCI.jpg

The only Lineage II one I think I have that completely fits the bill, though this might be a slightly altered wallpaper jobbie, I dunno. These are all relics of wallpapers from years gone by in my wallpaper folder.

http://i.imgur.com/cWCrq.jpg

Haha, man, Korean MMOs. What a weird sense of 'fashion' design.

http://i.imgur.com/3Rr8R.jpg

League of Legends? I think? This one turned up when I was looking for angel images to make some monster tokens for a maptool experiment a while back.

http://i.imgur.com/FEic4.jpg
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Old 09-09-2012, 09:41 PM
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Boy that Night Elf sure takes an arrow to the neck like a fucking champ.
Uh... I think she's supposed to be drawing it from a quiver on her back. Which you can't see because the artist felt it was too important to show off her hair. Apparently this medieval world has good hair care products.

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I... Did he bash that door down with his musk?[/IMG]
My thought upon seeing that picture for the first time was "That is some powerful underarm odor." (Barbarians are not really known for bathing often.)
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Old 09-09-2012, 10:04 PM
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The only Lineage II one I think I have that completely fits the bill, though this might be a slightly altered wallpaper jobbie, I dunno. These are all relics of wallpapers from years gone by in my wallpaper folder.
Come on, Lineage II is like cheating. Just grab any random female dark elf.
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Old 09-09-2012, 10:10 PM
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:05 AM
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From Atlantica Online. I used it for a one-shot D&D character ages ago with a (only slightly) less ridiculous edit:



(I realize chainmail does not work that way)
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:30 AM
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League of Legends? I think? This one turned up when I was looking for angel images to make some monster tokens for a maptool experiment a while back.

http://i.imgur.com/FEic4.jpg
Nah, that's Lineage II, too. That's a Kamael, a playable race introduced in an expansion.

I... okay, I kind of really love ridiculous Korean MMO female character designs. So sue me.
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Old 09-10-2012, 02:52 AM
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Clearly he broke his wrist, if not his arm, breaking down that door. Just looking at that arm gives me the squicks!
Look closer. His wrist is just fine. He just has two right arms for some reason.

Seriously, do the math on that elbow.
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Old 09-10-2012, 07:08 AM
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2E revised, bitches!

Anyway, clearly the wizard behind him has just cast "Knock", exploding the door and the Barb got in a sweet battle pose, hoping to surprise the enemies waiting behind it so he could gain initiative.

SHEESH It's like you guys don't play DnD at all
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Old 09-10-2012, 12:47 PM
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I like how almost all the Dark Elves and Korean MMO girls have a specific handy opening in their armor from belly button to neck, exposing almost all major critical organs to harm. Battle-ready!
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Old 09-10-2012, 01:18 PM
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I like how almost all the Dark Elves and Korean MMO girls have a specific handy opening in their armor from belly button to neck, exposing almost all major critical organs to harm. Battle-ready!
It lulls their enemies into complacency, duh.
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