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Old 09-06-2012, 11:00 AM
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No one noticed all the tribal girls have the same face, eh?
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Old 09-06-2012, 01:16 PM
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Not all, just most. And that doesn't strike me as a problem either. Isolated pockets of people tend to have small gene pools and all.

Anyway, let's go back to the well of seasoned RPG publishers who should really know better than to put weird porn on the front cover of books retailers will theoretically be prominently displaying on shelves when people walk in.

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Old 09-06-2012, 09:54 PM
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(linked for bigness): http://imgur.com/Eec2z
http://i.imgur.com/lJY6B.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IlwP5.jpg

Don't know where the bottom three come from, just things I pulled up in random image searches for wallpapers a while back. The top one is part of a series of...uh, terrible fantasy art for some miniatures game.
What really concerns me is her chest armor.

That's leather right? How tight is that thing? For her nipples to be visibly outlined in the armor like that the leather is either super soft, super tight, or she has nipples of adamantium.
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Old 09-07-2012, 02:11 AM
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Not all, just most. And that doesn't strike me as a problem either. Isolated pockets of people tend to have small gene pools and all.

Anyway, let's go back to the well of seasoned RPG publishers who should really know better than to put weird porn on the front cover of books retailers will theoretically be prominently displaying on shelves when people walk in.

Hey, it's blazing hot in that room. That may look like a tiny cauldron, but it's actually a tiny blast furnace. See the look of incredible discomfort on her face.
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Old 09-07-2012, 02:30 AM
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It's not magic if you're not doing it in the nude.
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Old 09-07-2012, 03:01 AM
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It's not magic if you're not doing it in the nude.
There are people who practice spiritual/religious magic who would agree with that sentiment to some extent. Skyslad sup.
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Old 09-07-2012, 03:43 AM
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There are only three garments appropriate for doing magic in: nothing, robes, or fishnet stockings. Robes are appropriate only for men and old women.
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Old 09-07-2012, 04:00 AM
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I think fishnet stockings isn't really a separate category from nude. And at any rate you forgot to include corsets (which is really what the fishnets are more apt to be paired with).
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Old 09-07-2012, 05:01 AM
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I think fishnet stockings isn't really a separate category from nude. And at any rate you forgot to include corsets (which is really what the fishnets are more apt to be paired with).
ITT: Meditative Zebra's jerkoff material.
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Old 09-07-2012, 06:55 AM
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So you think that Wheel of Time's American covers are bad? Well, you'd be right of course.



"NOOOOOOOO THERE'S A HOLE IN THAT HOUSE!"

Well, just wait until you see the German ones:



I don't...I don't remember that part.
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Old 09-07-2012, 07:20 AM
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She's doing magic, vis a vis.
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Old 09-07-2012, 07:49 AM
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What happened to that guy's right hand?
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What really concerns me is her chest armor.

That's leather right? How tight is that thing? For her nipples to be visibly outlined in the armor like that the leather is either super soft, super tight, or she has nipples of adamantium.
She's also as badly knock-kneed as I am. Poor kid *has* to adventure to afford knee replacement surgery!
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Old 09-07-2012, 09:50 AM
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She's also as badly knock-kneed as I am. Poor kid *has* to adventure to afford knee replacement surgery!

I think her problems might be the massive thighs being belted up and and limiting her range of motion forcing her into some awkward bowlegged gait.

Is she using that sword as a cane?

Those knickers don't exactly look loose and free either, they may be pinching off blood flow.

There's just so much confusion going on here.
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:06 PM
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What happened to that guy's right hand?
It got cut off in an earlier book.
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Old 09-07-2012, 12:18 PM
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I was gonna say it sounded more like a randomly-generated Diablo II champion monster but then I remembered it would have had a third descriptor in the title, e.g. "Blood Corpse The Wolf".
Not always? I remember once encountering an ice monster in Act V named "Flame Flame"

I also always loved "Spine Feast" which I saw all the time. What gorgeously detailed imagery.

Prions.
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Old 09-07-2012, 02:48 PM
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Not always? I remember once encountering an ice monster in Act V named "Flame Flame"

I also always loved "Spine Feast" which I saw all the time. What gorgeously detailed imagery.

Prions.
Baron Pukelust takes the cake.

I mean, he's a freaking Baron.
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Old 09-07-2012, 02:54 PM
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So you think that Wheel of Time's American covers are bad? Well, you'd be right of course.



"NOOOOOOOO THERE'S A HOLE IN THAT HOUSE!"

Well, just wait until you see the German ones:



I don't...I don't remember that part.
Das Horn Von Valere is German for "Valerie Makes Me Horny," I presume.
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"Watch out! We have a serious gopher problem! I just stepped in a hole!"



Also, gee. When I started this thread with that half-naked mummy girl, I had no idea how porny things would get.
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Old 09-07-2012, 09:07 PM
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Oh, Googleshng...
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Old 09-07-2012, 09:25 PM
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It's pretty much the most common touchstone in fantasy art, soooo...
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Old 09-07-2012, 09:35 PM
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less talk more porn!
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less talk more porn!
Be careful what you wish for (all big or wallpaper sized, and...uh...yeah, so linked [potentially NSFW]):

http://i.imgur.com/SkIXb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Jgdsq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1WMVG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4ylvu.jpg

Though, the last one's more awesome and less "well, that's awkward and hot at the same time"
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Old 09-07-2012, 10:57 PM
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Those WOW ones really make me thing of Legends of Cities Online or whatever those ads were for.
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Evony?
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Old 09-07-2012, 11:57 PM
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That's the one, my lord.
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Old 09-08-2012, 03:54 AM
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Dude that did the WoW ones has done a lot worse.
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Old 09-08-2012, 06:56 AM
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I like how with that one the artist just said "fuck it" and drew her nipples and gave her a bit of pubic hair just peaking out.

I also like how that picture is completely badass.
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:01 AM
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Be careful what you wish for (all big or wallpaper sized, and...uh...yeah, so linked [potentially NSFW]):

http://i.imgur.com/SkIXb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Jgdsq.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/1WMVG.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4ylvu.jpg

Though, the last one's more awesome and less "well, that's awkward and hot at the same time"

Those two WoW images actually have nude versions.

Guy did a whole series of WoW inspired stuff, I'm pretty sure he made a humanized Onyxia. I think he goes by Azazael?

Yep, did some digging and found his deviant art account: Uh, NSFW more often than not. http://azazel1944.deviantart.com/
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Old 09-08-2012, 11:23 AM
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I was going to say 'oh look at this one he drew a woman in sensible armor' (although still with an o-face) but then I saw it was a commission.
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