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Old 08-27-2012, 01:06 AM
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Default Barkleydome! Welcome to the jam!

Welcome to the Barkleydome. So this is how this contest started, Talking Time: one of you guys said there should be a contest of the greatest slammin' and jammin' remixes, and I thought this was a tuhriffic idea. So you guys came up with a list and we're gonna find out which one of these songs is the best, okay?

BARKLEYDOME Bracket

ROUND 1

SLAMMERED!
Barkley Sez: How he get his hair like that? He probably use a lotta hair care products or summin'.

-VS-


The Space Jam Crusaders Theme Slam
Barkley Sez: Well I don't like ponies all that much, but you know what animal I do like? Zebras. Ever wonder what kind of sound a Zebra makes?

Voting ends tomorrow.

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Old 08-27-2012, 01:07 AM
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Order on the court, bitches.
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:09 AM
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:12 AM
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SLAMMERED! takes the cake jam.
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:13 AM
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Old 08-27-2012, 02:22 AM
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SLAMMERED! slams the hardest!
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Old 08-27-2012, 04:52 AM
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Battle of two things I quite love.
I actually wasn't expecting the pony one to be put together as well as it was. Still, going to have to go with Slammered!
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Old 08-27-2012, 05:15 AM
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Slammered! makes me want to play more Phoenix Wright.
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Old 08-27-2012, 05:45 AM
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I will cast a vote for The Space Jam Crusaders Theme Slam. Yes, yes, I will. First of all, all remixes of all songs sound exactly the same, so in this case it is irrelevant that Slammered is "technically" "much better." You have to look at other factors. I do not care about ponies; I neither hate them, nor do I watch shows about them. But Brothers and Sisters and other Children of God: I enjoyed the Faces of Barkley as they did dance upon the Necks of Ponybabes quite a Bit. Delightful!

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Old 08-27-2012, 06:33 AM
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:52 AM
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Charles Barkley: Ace Jammer
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Old 08-27-2012, 10:03 AM
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Slammered!
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:32 AM
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Slamjection!
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:43 AM
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Slamjection has a pretty big lead right now. They remind me of the Chicago Bulls when they had the greatest Michael Jordan on the team. But I'm gonna give that other song up until 11 pm EST to before we move on to round 2, y'all.


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Old 08-27-2012, 12:02 PM
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Slammered!
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:10 PM
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:16 PM
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:20 PM
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Slammered! is way better than some pony shit.
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Old 08-27-2012, 01:16 PM
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This whole thing is redonkulous and I love it.

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Old 08-27-2012, 05:30 PM
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I have to wonder how many of those votes are just because Pheonix Wright is better than small horses.

That said, Slammered.
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Old 08-27-2012, 06:11 PM
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I have to wonder how many of those votes are just because Pheonix Wright is better than small horses.
Well then it's a good thing I'm here to give my totally unbiased appraisal that Ponies is the superior slam jam in technical skill, artistic merit, and stylistic flourish.
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Old 08-27-2012, 06:47 PM
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I must disagree. I have no strong feelings for either franchise, but Slammered is clearly the better mix.

Also, the Ponies song is slightly off key for the mashup. Tsk.
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Old 08-27-2012, 07:24 PM
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I have no strong feelings for either franchise, but Slammered is clearly the better mix.
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:24 PM
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What an upset! Slammered dominated this round and made that pony song look worse than the Boston Celtics, if you know what I'm sayin'.

BARKLEYDOME Bracket

ROUND 2

Lethal Slam
Barkey Sez: I always liked these types of games. They teach you teamwork. Not like how these kids today play basketball. They're messin' up my game!
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Slammin' Jammin' Power Dunkers
Barkey Sez: These kids ain't got no future in the NBA with all that attitude! I'd make them go to college instead!

Voting ends tomorrow at 11 PM EST!
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:29 PM
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Eat the Jam? Y/N?
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Old 08-27-2012, 09:31 PM
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Old 08-27-2012, 10:00 PM
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Half-functioning Ace Attorney reference.

Oh bah. New round posted while I was posting. SaGa it is.
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Old 08-27-2012, 10:08 PM
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I'll vote for Power Dunkers. Tough choice though.
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Old 08-27-2012, 10:27 PM
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I'll go with Lethal Slam.
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Old 08-27-2012, 10:44 PM
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Lethal Slam is much better. All respect to the power dunkers, but the mash-up doesn't work very well.
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