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Old 11-13-2017, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by krelbel View Post
On Thorst (thank you for teaching me this good word): Thor was already the hottest (Capn would have been a contender were it not for that criminally shaved chest), and the haircut has only made him hotter, though the eye's a bit of a turnoff imo (weird detached eyepatches are bad, that is just a shitty monocle, you have to tie that shit off to something to become a True Space Pirate)
Hmm... Thor Odinson, Director of SHIELD?

Originally Posted by Zef View Post
He summons his hair with lightning, but the sparks in his fingers generate static electricity and instead of flowing locks or a cosmic helmet he ends up with a blond afro.
Or maybe some feathered 70s / 80s hair.
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