Your Daily Simpson

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is sleep dancing. Do not wake today's Simpson.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

tod

Today's Simpson might make the shot.. but can it lick it's own eyeball at the same time?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is going to pick a nose, dammit.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Middle-Aged Simpson Points at Cloud.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson has some thick, unframed degrees.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson notes that a wall is being held up with only six bricks.

 

[Octopus Prime]

Todays Simpson really was looking forward to being in a Bounce House

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is going to frisbee toss ya some nachos. HEADS UP!

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is going the depths of the sea.

 

[Issun]

Today's Simpson is that Mineblox what the kids are into these days.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson says thumbs up to being an extremely divorced guy.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is overshadowed by Today's Nintendo.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson wants you to speak up, he's wearing a towel.

 

[Octopus Prime]

Todays Simpson is a poignant metaphor

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson dreams of a bigger house.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is on a Summer road trip.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is shackled but can still enjoy a midnight snack.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is just... very blue.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Da ba dee da ba di?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson knows where Heaven is.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpsons smokes an invisible cigar, but sadly.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Did today's Simpson always how flower print wallpaper in the en suite?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson asks "Are pay phones still a thing?"

 

[Johnny Unusual]

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Today's Simpson is a clay dog.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpsons are watching their favourite movie but if they get up, they will trip on credits.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Those Today's Simpsons. Always watching something.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson expects you to buy people had black and white TVs in 1992.

 

[Purple]

I mean, some of us grew up poor...

 

[Johnny Unusual]

I mean, some of us grew up poor...

Fair enough.

 

[gogglebob]

I don't recall the exact context of that Simpson appearing, but I grew up "poor enough" that the spare TV in the spare watching area was black and white until, like... Apparently 1991.

I remember we finally switched TVs when Spider-Man vs. The Kingpin for Sega Genesis was fairly new (a rental), so basing my math on its release date.