Your Daily Simpson

[Octopus Prime]

Todays Simpson is about to eat a fork!

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is having brown and water.

 

[Octopus Prime]

Ms. Simpson STOP
My office is authorized to lend you $40,000 STOP
Yee-Haw and Merry Christmas STOP

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is a harbinger of doom.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson gets one up on Zach Morris

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson doesn't recognize the danger he's in.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson appreciates the old reel-to-reel.

 

[Issun]

Today's Simpsons are wishing you and yours the happiest of New Years.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson stares off into the distance while eating.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is the wrong program

 

[Octopus Prime]

These Simpsons have communed

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is doing the "steady as a rock" joke from Blazing Saddles.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is going to tell us he likes Big Brother.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson meets a Simpson played by 90s era Bruce McCulloch.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson faces a turkey fan.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson failed the mic drop.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson has one arm that's a little short.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson has an ice cream headache, despite never having had ice cream.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson will destroy you. Argumentatively.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson looks like it's on a Better Call Saul set.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is in a house in a house.

 

[Octopus Prime]

This Simpson says “Beware the Ides of Marge”

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is Moe.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson has the best seat in the house.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

...this fuckin' guy.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson's hat looks... more poorly drawn than I remember.

 

[Issun]

Today's Simpson has the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is upset the other Simpson noticed the carpet.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson is happy that he got a larger martini glass than his mistress.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Today's Simpson has a very serious phone call.