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Issun

Issun

Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when the guys show up they immediately ask to use your bathroom, then for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there, taking huge mud-pies and over flushing? Then they go in there together, and you hear you hear a bunch of scrounging around, and then you here a bunch of yelling, and then one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend’s foot was stuck in the toilet, and he says, “help him, you gotta help him!” And then you go in there to help him, he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot was stuck. It wasn’t stuck at all, he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say “It’s Turbo Time!” And then they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches. But when you try to jump in they yell at you and they say, “YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON’T RUN! YOU DON’T RUN WITH US! WE’RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!” So you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. And you said “How can that be? There’s no way they could’ve shrunk the toilet.” But then you saw in the trash, a receipt for Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that’s just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet, and now you can’t take a dump in your house because your toilet can’t suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you?!
 
Daikaiju

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Issun said:
Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when the guys show up they immediately ask to use your bathroom, then for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there, taking huge mud-pies and over flushing? Then they go in there together, and you hear you hear a bunch of scrounging around, and then you here a bunch of yelling, and then one of them is standing in the bathroom doorway shouting at you that his friend’s foot was stuck in the toilet, and he says, “help him, you gotta help him!” And then you go in there to help him, he just pulls it out easily and laughs because his foot was stuck. It wasn’t stuck at all, he was just faking it. And then they get really serious and say “It’s Turbo Time!” And then they both start running around the house as fast as they can and jumping over the couches. But when you try to jump in they yell at you and they say, “YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON’T RUN! YOU DON’T RUN WITH US! WE’RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!” So you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, but then the next day you went into the bathroom, and it looked like the hole in your toilet had shrunk. And you said “How can that be? There’s no way they could’ve shrunk the toilet.” But then you saw in the trash, a receipt for Home Depot for a toilet the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that’s just for farts! They replaced your real toilet with a fart toilet, and now you can’t take a dump in your house because your toilet can’t suck them down, and you feel sick to your stomach! Has that ever happened to you?!
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This is... oddly specific.

Tiers in Rain said:
Why can't I stop eating pumpkin seeds?
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Why would you stop?
 
Zef

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
If Turbo Teen turns into a car when he feels hot, and back into a guy when he cools down, what happens when he goes to bed in the summer but sticks a foot out from under the covers?
 
Octopus Prime

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Zef said:
If Turbo Teen turns into a car when he feels hot, and back into a guy when he cools down, what happens when he goes to bed in the summer but sticks a foot out from under the covers?
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He wets the bed.

Great prank that’s only emotionally crushing for one person
 
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