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Exposition Owl

more posts about buildings and food
(he/him/his)
Wow! All of the sudden it's like the world is my . . . place where I don't have to answer an email.
 

Destil

DestilG
(he/him)
Staff member
Workers, in exchange for keeping the gears of capitalism oiled with your blood, you will receive 8 hours of paid time off.

No not you, service workers.
 
Workers, in exchange for keeping the gears of capitalism oiled with your blood, you will receive 8 hours of paid time off.

No not you, service workers.
This is a very good sentiment, but unfortunately we've already decided that this is the Homestar Runner quote thread for TT 3.0. Sorry.
 

TyrMcDohl

The Goofiest Hrothgar
(He/him)
Wow, Destil, that's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever
*incomprehensible electronic fart noises, transforms into ASCII drawing of a FF14 hrothgar*
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Say, young man! Say, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man, young man! You look like you come from a long line of five bucks-havers. Well, the Homestarmy has a career for you in the no-armed forces! Say, you good at video games? I'm not good at video games. The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes, it made me a waffle. Say, you got a girlfriend? Well, what if your girlfriend was a wooden spoon and an orange plastic bowl? That'd be really weird, man. What kind of screwed-up kid are you?We don't recruit your kind! Get out of here!
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
I know a lively fellow
Who is really quite unique
He's small and smart and yellow
With a rodent-like physique
He doesn't play the cello
And he'll never deign to speak
He's the Strong Bads little rebel
And they just call him the Sneak
 

SpoonyBard

Threat Rhyme
(He/Him)
"And that's why I like all them Star Tracks!" Said Strong Sad, an entire bag of Twizzlers falling out of his mouth.

You know I can't have Tweezlaires!
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
🎶Santa Man is a Blade Man
Hes coming for you
To chop you in two

Santa Man is a Blade Man
Hes Coming to Town
To Cut Your Whole Family Down🎶
 
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