The Valdez Museum for Video Game Box Art Presents...The 59 Greatest Lines of Dialogue in a Video Game EVER, as performed by Puppet Von Puppington, Esq

[WildcatJF]

Well, that went poorly. Okay. Breathe, Rinas, breathe. I know we're desperate but I can't go around terrifying our human friends. Okay. Let's...hey, who's that over there?

 

[WildcatJF]

Carp. CARP! Well, I tried, Flavia.

You did. And it's appreciated.

Well, shit, guess we're unimportant.

Yeah, what the hell, gals?

It's nothing personal. It's funnier asking people who don't want to be here.

...okay, that's true. I'm literally glued to my seat in anticipation!

Hey...I was asked? ...I mean, I normally adore working here, but doing all this stage tech shit...*sigh* scratchin' that major off the list...

.....................*simmers* HEY! HANG ON! THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?

It's funnier keeping YOU here.

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMSHAKALAKA

...that actually was one nobody voted for.

.......is that a video game thing? TIL!

 

[Daikaiju]

From Three Point Land!

 

[Issun]

Should we be expecting special guest Big Head Mode Bill Clinton?

 

[WildcatJF]

...so far, everything's going to plan to get my ass outta here...no Puppet, no one 'round to read these quotes, and enough distractions to keep everyone guessin'...hee hee. I bet we'll see a note about this fuckin' shitshow bein' shut down this week 'cause...

#12t - 11
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Hang on...what?

FOLKS! Despite all the setbacks, we can't stop this train! We have a bevy of quotes for ya as we approach our top TENNNN! Here's the ones that almost made the cut!
#12t - YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!” The road budget guy, SimCity - Violent Vixen #13, Nataeryn #2
#12t - “OBJECTION!” Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney - WildcatJF #8, Violent Vixen #7
#12t - "I FEEL ASLEEP!" – Guard, Metal Gear - Purple #5, Kirin #10
#11 - “In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill.” – Mary Sunderland, Silent Hill 2 - WildcatJF #13, gahitsu #1
Let's give it up one more time to our special guest GARFIELD!!!!!!! And Odie too, I guess.

God, he really will do anything for lasagna.

You haven't foiled my escape yet, you comic sans motherf-

Sis, if you don't wanna be here this bad, why did you accept the contract to host?

I was honest upfront, I need a new amp. Piece of shit broke last we........wait, I CAN'T TALK TO YOU about my schemes!

Why not? Not like I care enough to stop you, long as you don't blow up the place.

...................

You don't....intend to blow up the place, right?

......................

.......right?

砂は嫌いだ。ザラザラしていて、荒っぽくて、イライラさせられるし、どこにでも入り込むから。ここは違う。ここでは、何もかもが柔らかくて滑らかだ。

 

[Daikaiju]

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN DESK

 

[WildcatJF]

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN DESK

It's part of the charm! At least, that's what Dad says.

 

[Violentvixen]

#12t - YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!” The road budget guy, SimCity - Violent Vixen #13, Nataeryn #2
#12t - “OBJECTION!” Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney - WildcatJF #8, Violent Vixen #7

Huh I definitely expected Objection to be higher.

 

[RT-55J]

Sorry I forgot about the funding line.

 

[WildcatJF]

Sorry I forgot about the funding line.

資金調達を忘れてはいけません！さもないと後悔することになりますよ！. . . 冗談ですよ。気を悪くなさらないでくださいね。

 

[WildcatJF]

 

[Daikaiju]

They DID warn him about the connecting flight...