The Valdez Museum for Video Game Box Art Presents...The 59 Greatest Lines of Dialogue in a Video Game EVER, as performed by Puppet Von Puppington, Esq

[WildcatJF]

Salutations! Keeping things brief here as I have an engagement with the Pandaria Kingdom and Emperor Shaohao, so let's crack into things!

#27 Part 2

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Behold! These five #1 choices!
“Ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah!” ~ Max Caulfield, Life is Strange – Issun, #1
“But time flows like a river... and history repeats…” Narrator, Secret of Mana, Violent Vixen, #1
"Step on the gas!" - Forever Train Conductor (aka "Mechbeth") (Star Fox 64) – RT-55J, #1
"I am love. Find me, and walk beside me." - Mana Tree, Legend of Mana – spines, #1
“Talk about low-budget flights, no food or movies… I’m outta here!” - Sonic, Sonic Adventure 2 – Aurelia, #1

Incredible! We'll see you in another six to seven days, dear friends, haha!

...Kinuyo...

*glares*

...I hate to say this, but Takara might be better at this than you...

Do you think I don't know that?

Sis, would you kindly shut up the rest of this series?

...No?!

Eh, it was worth a try.

Wait, what do you mean "engagement with the Pandaria Kingdom" when the contest isn't finished? Puppet? PUPPETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

 

[RT-55J]

good step on the gas thank you

 

[Violentvixen]

Oh nice two Mana quotes.

 

[Issun]

Always loved that Secret of Mana quote

I'm sure my #1 surprised exactly 0 people. There's a lot of great lines in the game but that's one of the more recognizable ones and for good reason. We've all had those moments of trying to be cool in front of our friends and just coming off incredibly cringey instead.

 

[WildcatJF]

good step on the gas thank you

Duly received and appreciated! I always give these my all!

 

[Lyrai]

HELL YEAH MANA

 

[Daikaiju]

Wait, what do you mean "engagement with the Pandaria Kingdom" when the contest isn't finished? Puppet?

"Flight 103 to Dawn Blossom, Jade Forest, Pandaria, with connecting Kite to the Timeless Isle now boarding. Transferring passengers are reminded to specify Horde or Alliance terminus with the Flight Master in Dawn Blossom. "

 

[WildcatJF]

"Flight 103 to Dawn Blossom, Jade Forest, Pandaria, with connecting Kite to the Timeless Isle now boarding. Transferring passengers are reminded to specify Horde or Alliance terminus with the Flight Master in Dawn Blossom. "

Wow, these seats are positively splendid! Hm, what was it that I meant to do before boarding this aeroplane? ...no matter! We're taking OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WOW absolutely SMASHING!

 

[Daikaiju]

Wow, these seats are positively splendid! Hm, what was it that I meant to do before boarding this aeroplane? ...no matter! We're taking OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WOW absolutely SMASHING!

Source

 

[WildcatJF]

...........he's still not back yet, is he?

No.

...okay. Marina, please call the "backup".

Are you sure you wanna do that? You know how these contests go when we introduce outside elements...

...right. Right.

Salutations!

Puppet!!!

My engagement was marvelously fulfilling! AHHHHH I'm so invigorated! The recording booth is not prepared!

...he's back? Um, maybe we'll need you later! *hangs up*

何ですか？

 

[WildcatJF]

#27 Part 3

What a sensational set of quotes this time! Let's dish 'em out, ya'll!
"We fae folk live forever, but such is not your virtue. To strive for a dream you will never see ─ to sow seeds that others might one day taste the fruits of your garden ─ that is the beauty of your kind." - Feo Ul from Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers - Daikaiju, #1
"They say you can do anything if you're willing to die for it. I guess I can do everything" - Fujiwara no Mokou, Touhou: Lost Word - Lyrai, #1
"What need for the shepherd when the wolves have all gone..." Richter Belmont, Castlevania: Symphony of the Night - Torzelbaum, #1
"Mountains're nice." - Denadoro Kilwala, Chrono Trigger - Kirin, #1
"I dreamt I was a moron…" -Squall Leonhart, Final Fantasy 8 - Solitayre, #1

Til next week, peeps! Stay real!

*stews*

Could you at least cool off, sis? I don't think the A/C is working and I'm stinky sweats...

You're right, it is hotter than hell in here, fuck me.

That'll be fixed next week, apologies. Hey, Marina, who are those four? They seem to be...moving a lot of WildcatJF's collection...

Oh! That's Deep Cut. They are an idol group like Pearl and me...they're real big in Splatsville. They moonlight as treasure hunters and ...raiders.

Raiders.

...

...Nintendo isn't paying us for any sponsorships, right?

No, I just think Deep Cut're stealing carp. ...HANG ON. HEY, YOU! STOP RIGHT NOW!

ここで盗みが行われているぞ！

 

[Kirin]

Lol, I’d almost forgotten that’s what I stuck at #1. There’s a different Trigger quote I might’ve swapped in if I’d remembered it that would’ve given Puppington a bit more to chew on.

 

[Issun]

Good pull, Kirin! The quote so great it showed up in Sea of Stars.

 

[WildcatJF]

Lol, I’d almost forgotten that’s what I stuck at #1. There’s a different Trigger quote I might’ve swapped in if I’d remembered it that would’ve given Puppington a bit more to chew on.

As they said in my acting college, "It is not the length of the quote that matters, but the delivery that ensues the impact." Words to live by, ho ho!

 

[Torzelbaum]

No, I just think Deep Cut're stealing carp. ...HANG ON. HEY, YOU! STOP RIGHT NOW!

ここで盗みが行われているぞ！

Oh, there's always something going on at the Valdez Museum for Video Game Box Art. It's almost like this place is cursed or something.

...

OK, WildcatJF, I need you to level with everyone here on this question - is the Museum built on an ancient burial ground?

 

[WildcatJF]

Oh, there's always something going on at the Valdez Museum for Video Game Box Art. It's almost like this place is cursed or something.

...

OK, WildcatJF, I need you to level with everyone here on this question - is the Museum built on an ancient burial ground?

The Valdez Museum of Video Game Box Art carefully reviewed the history of the site prior to building the museum. Per the city records and detailed discussions with the local tribal council, we determined that the museum was not placed on what they consider sacred grounds, and we have the paperwork on file to prove that.

It's just cursed in OTHER ways, brah.

Marina, can security remove the disgraced hostess from our establishment?

Whoa whoa whoa! It's THAT easy to get booted outta here? Damn, why didn't I do that before?

Abort that request, please, she experiences far more agony here, right.

HEY!

 

[Torzelbaum]

The Valdez Museum of Video Game Box Art carefully reviewed the history of the site prior to building the museum. Per the city records and detailed discussions with the local tribal council, we determined that the museum was not placed on what they consider sacred grounds, and we have the paperwork on file to prove that.

A wise precaution.

It's just cursed in OTHER ways,

Yeah, there still are lots of other possibilities - ley lines, dimensional nexus, Hellmouth, etc. But it is really time-consuming and costly to try and pre-emptively check for all of those. Sometimes you just have to deal with any problems as they pop up.

 

[Issun]

Oooh, a setup! Yay!

 

[WildcatJF]

#27 Part 4, #26, #25, #23 Part 1

These ones got my blood pumping, what about you? Let's recap these!
#27t - "Impossible is just a word people use to make themselves feel better when they quit." Vyse, Skies of Arcadia - WildcatJF, #1
#27t -"I said, if the soup wasn't poisoned, THEN I would have had some." – Koudelka, Koudelka - Purple, #1
#26 - "I had a good feeling!" - Proposition Report, FFT - Purple, #23 and Kirin, #11
#25 - “Ain't there somebody who can stop this fighting machine?” Announcer, Street Fighter Alpha 3 - WildcatJF, #11 and spines, #22
#23t - “Are you OK? Buster Wolf!” Terry Bogard, Fatal Fury: Mark of the Wolves - WildcatJF, #12 and spines, #19

Sensational! Fantastic! Even marvelous! Let's give it up for Puppet Von Puppington! Woop woop!

I hate to admit it, but she is good at this shit.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

愛は戦場だ

Soya, remind me, who's the cute lil' pink guy?

That's KIRBY! Awwwww I love him and his cute little cheeks.

Right, I remember! He appeared in the box art contest.

Yeah! Such goooooooood memories!

You're truly and deeply sick, sis.

You used that emoji...I do not think it means what you think it means.

Attempts at annoying me will not vacate you from the premises.

 

[Violentvixen]

Nice, "I had a good feeling" was one I didn't submit because I was sure others would, whew

 

[Johnny Unusual]

BTW, we passed the 25 point so now is the time to put your name in for the next list, if you want.

 

[WildcatJF]

Salutations! After this particular recording, we will be scaling back a bit to build suspense! So we'll have FOUR quotes next week. Enough of me warbling, let's get into our five QUOTES!

#23 Part 2, #22 - 19

Some pretty notable quotes enter our pantheon of perfection today! Can you believe this? Let's recap:
#23t - "Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!” Wolf O’ Donnell, Star Fox 64 - WildcatJF #14, Nataeryn #16
#22 - “Hahahahaha! X-Men, welcome to die!” Magneto, X-Men (arcade) - WildcatJF #17, Johnny Unusual #11
#21 - "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism: space!" – Premier Anatoly Cherdenko, Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Johnny Unusual #1, Violent Vixen #24
#20 - Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle. Toad, Super Mario Bros. - Violent Vixen #4, Nataeryn #20
#19 - "You exist, because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it" - Sovereign, Mass Effect 1 - Lyrai #15, Nataeryn #8

Yeah yeah yeah folks, we're in the top 20 now and things are HEATIN' UP big time moving forward! We'll see ya next time! PEACE!

Okay, I think Deep Cut's little excursion has been curbed. Everything's back where it belongs, and we've set up anti-squid jump technology to the security system.

Gonna make MY work commute more complicated, but it only takes a bad tuna to ruin it for everyone...

Hm.

Hey. Where are you going, sis?

...Nothing you need to worry about.

.............

That isn't ominous.

Indeed, I believe we are due for some intense intrigue in the future with that degree of foreshadowing!

 

[Violentvixen]

#21 - "I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism: space!" – Premier Anatoly Cherdenko, Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3 - Johnny Unusual #1, Violent Vixen #24
#20 - Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle. Toad, Super Mario Bros. - Violent Vixen #4, Nataeryn #20
#19 - "You exist, because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it" - Sovereign, Mass Effect 1 - Lyrai #15, Nataeryn #8

I definitely expected Spaaaaaaaace and this Mario quote to place higher, wow.

Sovereign's line was a super-late cut me for and now I'm sad I did that. It's such a good line.

 

[WildcatJF]

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...you figured me out, haven't you?

...

...I do suppose I gave up the original's accent in that last recording. Do I at least get to know who ordered this?

...me. Enjoy wandering in Soulless.

HRRRRRRRNK!

Ugh. Miserable wretch. Couldn't let the failure of the past museum exhibit go...the madness drove him to kidnapping. Got a few days to figure out where in the realms Pandaria is and save the real Puppet von Puppington from a similar fate...

*POOF*

...hm. I smell...opportunity...

 

[Daikaiju]

I went off the beaten path for my choices. I'm guessing I've seen the last of mine

 

[WildcatJF]

I went off the beaten path for my choices. I'm guessing I've seen the last of mine

Anything is purrrrrr-ssible.