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The Homestar Runner Dot Net Quote Thread - It's Dot Com!

Exposition Owl

more posts about buildings and food
(he/him/his)
🎼 And I don’t care how they spell things on the Internet
🎶 When you email me, you spell the whole word out
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
"Hey Marzipan, this is Sugarface.
OK, now what?"
"Well, step 3 is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity but, uh, you're on your own with Sugarface."
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
I'm gonna go... place.
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SpoonyBard

Threat Rhyme
(He/Him)
Then she optic-blasted the Smithybot.

"Voip!" She voiped.

"Save yourself little Beep Boop!" He said.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
You are taking, at face value, the word of a man who said he might “paste away” if he “dinty Moore”
 
Hey, Coach! Tell her I said, 'Hey!' No, no, just--Tell her I said, 'Bananas!' Tell her I said, 'A bluh-buncha bananas.'
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Oh. A handful of change. I guess I can use this to go, uh, buy some candy. So...thank you for adding a step to my Halloween process.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
"Marzipan, look. This is Goatface. I have a goat for a face. Not that I have a goat's head for a face or that my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat. Anyways, I was calling you up because I wanted to join your goatface club. Since you've got quite a goatface yourself, I figured you'd be the go-to guy or gal. It's hard to tell with that goat face of yours. Anyways, my number is *goat sound* so give me a call back. We can compare goatfaces, though I can't imagine... that yours... is-- you're ugly, Marzipan. This is Strong Bad and you're ugly."
 
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