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Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Well, turns out taking a stolen boat out in minus 40 weather into the ocean with little prep is a bad idea. Thankfully, I was rescued by crew of cutthroats and cutpurses. I don't know the ratio between them but there are a lot of both. And it turns out I'm not the only one captured, they have quite a slave galley of similarly ill-considered would-be sailors. The slaves all have to work tirelessly and prospects for promotion are, sadly, limited in this economy. My job; beating that big drum that everyone else rows to. But I try to make a game of it. Guess that two was supposed to be fun but my constant change in rhythm REALLY fucked up everyone's arms and with no wind, we are actually kind of adrift. I have no idea where we are, but the fog is clearing and a strange island lay over the horizon.

I tell ya, it's been a Hell of an afternoon.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
35. King Kong (1933)
Buried with his donkey, he's my favourite monkey

Some big, hardboiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang, he cracks up and goes sappy!
70 Points, 3 Lists, #3 Beta Metroid
Directed by: Merian C. Cooper, Ernest B. Schoedsack
Starring:
Fay Wray, Robert Armstrong, Bruce Cabot​

Carl Denholm is a wildlife filmmaker who feels the only way to sell his film is a beautiful woman. To that end, he hires off the street Ann Darrow, promising her an adventure like no other. They head to the mysterious Skull Island in the hopes of discovering a mysterious… Kong. They meet the island natives who want Ann to become the “bride” of Kong and they won’t take no for an answer. Ann is kidnapped and meets Kong… a giant gorilla. Carl and sailor Jack Driscol hunt for her on the island but soon find a new mission; to secure the Eighth Wonder of the World.


I’d always plan to see King Kong but it wasn’t until this list (and it’s availability) did I decide to take the plunge. I’ve long heard about the more problematic aspects of it and as well as the metaphors that have been read into it and deeper meanings (intended or otherwise) so I was a little trepidatious. I think that is in there but what caught my attention were it’s other messages, namely being a spectacle film about spectacle and scale. And maybe how we love to sidle up to the dangerous and new right up until we get to the point where it can smoosh us under its foot. Yeah, the natives in the movie are pretty cringeworthy but there is something in this film that allows it to remain beloved and I think there is a lot to unpack and there’s also just a good movie in there with one of film’s most memorable monsters with some fantastic stop motion effects.

Hero’s Journey: Turns out the real monster is man. And also the big monster. You get two monsters in this picture. Also dinos.

Trivia
Grossed $90,000 its opening weekend, the biggest opening ever at the time.

Ready, Set, Piece

 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
34.The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn
Despite the title, there isn't an abundance of cheap, easy-to-produce metal in this movie.

There are plenty of others willing to call you a failure. A fool. A loser. A hopeless souse. Don't you ever say it of yourself. You send out the wrong signal, that is what people pick up. Don't you understand? You care about something, you fight for it. You hit a wall, you push through it. There's something you need to know about failure, Tintin. You can never let it defeat you.
72 Points, 3 Lists, #3 Johnny Unusual
Directed by: Stephen Spielberg
Starring:
Jamie Bell, Andy Serkis, Daniel Craig​

Young adventurer Tintin purchases a model ship that immediately gets him some surprising attention from two men offering him ridiculous sums of money for a paltry purchase. Tintin decides to keep it and look into it, sensing a story, only to find his home ransacked and one of the buyers murdered. Tracking down the killer ends up with him being kidnapped and trapped on a ship where he meets the ships drunken captain, Archibald Haddock. Haddock isn’t just a captain, though, he also discovers that his relationship to a shamed naval hero of old can lead to a pirate’s treasure. Soon, the two form a duo in order to discover the secret of the treasure, racing a villain with ties to the past of the Haddocks.


The Adventures of Tintin was supposed to be the start of a series of film’s with Peter Jackson handling a sequel very unlikely to happen. Though it did well in theatres, it was only mildly received by critics and audiences. But my experience was much different. @JBear hit me up to see the movie at the theatre on a weekday morning out of nowhere. I didn’t even know he was that interested in Tintin. I was always sort of unengaged and only recently read the books due to knowing it was important comic (one of the most important) and while I liked them, I wouldn’t call myself a fan (the books did get much better as they went along, the early ones felt repetitive at times in order to get to the cliffhanger of the week). But I’m not sure why but this movie did grab me and enthrall me in a way I hadn’t felt since childhood. I’m still not sure why but I do truly believe this is an underrated film. A witty script from British greats Edgar Wright, Steven Moffat and Joe Cornish, really great direction from Spielberg with wonderful set pieces and a great performance from Andy Serkis, who I feel people think of as the motion suit guy and ignore that his acting chops are all around top notch. I also think it figured out how to do the kind of animation that Rob Zemekis tried and was met with “ew creepy” responses; this film feels like it should hit the uncanny valley but the exaggerated features inspired by the original character designs really make it work. I love this Tintin movie probably more than anyone else and I really hope more people give it a try, it really is a lot of fun.

Hero’s Journey: Haddock rediscovers his self-worth and he and Tintin become adventure friends.

Trivia
The first (and only) animated film directed by Steven Spielberg.

Ready, Set, Piece

 
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Adrenaline

Post Reader
(He/Him)
Jackson's Kong is an impressive production but I prefer the original because it's a lot tighter. Tintin is easily the best of the weird trend of mo-capped animated movies.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Our boat has taken us to "Trepidation Island", which I have named. In all honesty, I think Horror or Terror Island might be more apt but I dunno, somehow it stuck with the crew. We went to explore but the crew was picked off one by one from the terrifying jungle monsters. A tiger with the head of a crocodile, an elephant with a noose for a trunk (this might just be a really talented elephant, a swarm of lava bees, a chimp dressed like a cowboy and a brown bear on a pogo stick.

I only managed to survive by luck, a bit of skill and my ability to duck behind a much larger, screamier target. I know there's some crew left on a boat and I'm not confident they'll let me live, so now I venture into the deepest darkest part of the island alone and things are only getting stranger. I'm scared and alone and also my trail mix is really light on chocolate chips.

Oh, and the theme for tomorrow? Silly adventure day!
 
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Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
33. Alice in Wonderland
It's not a mad tea party, just disappointed.

If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
73 Points, 3 Lists,#5 4-So
Directed by:
Clyde Geronimi, Wilfred Jackson, Hamilton Luske
Starring:
Kathryn Beaumont, Ed Wynn, Richard Haydn​

Alice is a young girl who is a little fed up with the orderly and proper ways to do things. When a white rabbit rushes along, insisting it’s late, Alice follows it into a hole who she is transported to a strange place called Wonderland. Wonderland is populated by characters who are unreasonable, silly and confounding and each step forward presents a new bemusement, befuddlement or frustrating challenge as she tries to return home.


I love that the above-trailer shows “the wonderful friends she meets” who are out to kill her because it really captures the contrarian elements of the stories. Pretty much everyone Alice meets is either frustratingly hard to deal with or straight up in her face antagonistic towards the slightest of “slights” by her. And this was originally not as well received as some Disney movies because it really isn’t a heartwarming tale and the narrative is a series of bizarre encounters, meaning it’s a pretty decent adaptation of the book. If anything, this is a story about “dizzy play”, a healthy sort of play where kids wind themselves up with silliness. But you can also hit a point with silliness where you become so disoriented that you make yourself a bit upset (which is what happens to Alice at one point). There’s a lot of satire in the original novel but this is more about that feeling that the ground is not stable and both the fun and aggravation and humour of that.

Hero’s Journey: Alice learns maybe a world built on pure silliness is just a nice place to visit. If that.

Trivia
In the Walrus and the Carpenter sequence, the R in the word "March" on the mother oyster's calendar flashes. This alludes to the old adage about only eating oysters in a month with an R in its name. That is because those months without an R (May, June, July, August) are the summer months in England, when oysters would not keep due to the heat, in the days before refrigeration.

Ready, Set, Piece

 

Issun

(He/Him)
Alice was my other Disney pick, along with Aladdin. It's one I loved as a kid and still go back to occasionally as an adult. It was a time when the studio still took risks, and this one paid off in the long run, I think.
 

4-So

Spicy
One of my absolute favorite movies.

"In a World of My Own" is fantastic. Sweet, melodic, dreamy. Understated how good the song is.

 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
32. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
It's good to get them outside sometimes, just to frolic.

Damn! We're in a tight spot!
76 Points, 3 Lists, #5 JBear
Directed by:
The Coen Brothers
Starring:
George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson​

Ulysses, Pete and Delmar are three escaped convicts with a plan; to find a treasure that Ulysses has let them know about. But on their way, the trio find themselves in various strange situations beyond simply being hunted down by the police; meeting a musician who claims he’s sold his soul to the Devil, a bank robber with deep well of insecurity about his nickname, comely enchantresses, a picnic with a bible salesman and banishment from Woolsworth (whether it is A Woolsworth or the entire chain remains unknown). But as the journey continues, they three find themselves having a hard time with each other, especially when Ulysses reveals the secret about the treasure. And through it all, they also unwittingly release a hit song.


For most people the film that got the Coens on their radar were Fargo and The Big Lebowski (or if you are younger, No Country for Old Men). For me it was this one. Also got me into bluegrass. I think this is the film that made me realize that George Clooney’s true calling is comedic actor, though mostly with the Coens. But more than anything, it was a fun, wacky adventure that made me delighted from beginning to end. The Coens work well in a multitude of genres but I always liked some of their sweeter, gentler comedies like this and Raising Arizona. Yes, it is weird to call them gentle when Arizona is like Looney Tunes with some Sam Riami flourishes and this film is only slightly less wacky but I feel like the Coens are largely unsentimental film makers but these ones have just the right touch of sweetness and comedy. The title itself comes the classic comedy Sullivan’s Travels, about a man who wants to make a “film that matters” called O Brother Where Art Thou about the downtrodden, then realizes the downtrodden just want a film that makes them feel better instead of a dour gesture towards them. In this film, it turns out the Coens figure “why not both?” It’s a hoot and a holler and in all honesty, I feel bad for forgetting to include it on my list.

John Goodman is the best part of the film.
Bulgakov

Hero’s Journey: Ulysses escapes prison and manages to woo back his wife with a hit single.

Trivia
The film's soundtrack became an unlikely blockbuster, even surpassing the success of the film. By early 2001, it had sold five million copies, spawned a documentary film, three follow-up albums ("O Sister" and "O Sister 2"), two concert tours, and won Country Music Awards for Album of the Year and Single of the Year (for "Man of Constant Sorrow"). It also won five Grammys, including Album of the Year, and hit #1 on the Billboard album charts the week of March 15, 2002, 63 weeks after its release and over a year after the release of the film.

Ready, Set, Piece

 

jpfriction

(He, Him)
Love me some Alice in Wonderland.

One of the few disney movies my daughter just can’t be bothered with, of course, a bit too slow to get going or something. Although I can’t really think of a classically animated one she actually loves.
 

Issun

(He/Him)
O Brother was on my list and, if pressed for my favorite Super Coen Bros. flick I'd pick this one. I enjoy their brand of weirdness more when it's not being pulled down by darker themes, and this entire cast is gold. It's just a silly romp through the deep South which, to a stolid PNW lifer like me, feels like an entirely different world.

"I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
 

4-So

Spicy
O Brother wasn't on my list because it entirely slipped my mind. I'm not sure where I'd rank it anyway but definitely in my top three Coen brothers films.
 

jpfriction

(He, Him)
O Brother is my favorite Coen but I don’t actually like their movies that much so it’s not a high bar to clear. Too depressing, at least they sing in this one.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
I've entered into a cave for shelter, only to find a swirly psychedelic gif.

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I can feel the strong force in my atoms becoming unglued and the entirety of my being disintegrating and spread through reality itself. It actually feels kind of nice, like an existence message. I fear this is the center of the entropy that defines the madness of the island and I may lose myself to the chaos of all things. Perhaps the only way to retain my sanity and existence is to focus on one thing with all my love. Something with enough meaning to me that totality of my being can focus on this thought and become whole.

I've found it. My everything.

My third eye is opening! All things are laid before me. Past the madness is knowledge. I feel wise, directed and whole. Unfortunately, I feel like this is antithetical to Florida so I might have to shed enlightenment once I figure out how to get there.

Oh, and Monday's theme is... I don't even wanna tell ya! Let's say it's a comeback that people are rightfully excited about lately.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
31. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Indiana wants me (sung from the perspective of the Sankara stones)

Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
76 Points, 3 Lists, #1 Purple
Directed by:
Stephen Spielberg
Starring:
Harrison Ford, Kate Capshaw, Ke Huy Quan​

Indiana Jones has finally acquired the remains of Emperor Nurhaci to trade for a valuable diamond but when the deal goes bad, he, his intrepid young friend Short Round and singer/dancer Willie Scott find themselves on the run from a Chinese mobster. An assassination attempt leaves them stranded in India, where they discover a small village where all of the children have been kidnapped by a Thugee cult. Jones agrees to look for them, hoping that doing so will lead to yet another unprecedented archeological discovery; the long missing and sacred Sankara stones. Along the way, Jones discovers the cult, leading him to one of the most terrifying and darkest threats he’s faced, where even he is vulnerable to succumbing to evil.


Another film where, yeah, a lot of stuff suffers from the kind of othering that was not uncommon in the 80s (and there were complaints even at the time). And even beyond that, it is a bit divisive among fans. It isn’t as largely disliked as Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (which is pretty flawed but actually has some great set pieces and moments. The fridge scene is dumb but the moments leading up to it are really great) but it does have things that don’t work as well. Beyond being steeped in stereotypes, Willie Scott is a character that definitely did not strike people the same way Marion Ravenwood did and it is a much nastier story in a lot of ways. But man, for its faults, I still REALLY like this one. The set pieces are amazing, I think the film does manage to be darker but in a way that still allows it to be fun, Ke Huy Quan is winning as the kid sidekick, which rarely happens in this era and Harrison Ford is still completely damn charming. I can watch it and absorb why people bounce off this one but I still enjoy it from stem to stern.

Hero’s Journey: Jones is excited about fortune and glory but starts to put faith in greater forces.
Trivia
For the bug chamber sequence, Kate Capshaw was really covered with over two thousand insects. She took sedatives prior to the scene to get over her initial fear, and claimed "they definitely worked".

Ready, Set, Piece

 

Johnny Unusual

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30. Everything Everywhere All At Once
The lesson is, karaoke machines should not be listed as business expenditures for a laundromat.

There are no rules! I’m gonna get you!
78 Points, 3 Lists, #2 Bulgakov
Directed by:
Daniels
Starring:
Michelle Yeoh, Stephanie Hsu, Ke Huy Quan​

Evelyn Wang has a lot of regrets in her life. She’s tried a lot of things but she’s ended up running a laundromat with her husband Waymond and is struggling to communicate with her gay daughter and is somewhat fearful of her father, now living with them. Today is a big day for Evelyn. They are going to host a party. But before that, she needs to face the greatest challenge of her life… doing her taxes. And this trip to the IRS will change everything she ever understood about who she is, what she can be and what really goes into an everything bagel. Spoiler alert; it’s everything.


Daniels already had a cult hit on their hands with Swiss Army Man, a comedy about a man who uses a corpse to survive physically and mentally while trapped on an island. It’s clear the duo is headed for being a cult favourite; people walked out of the “farting boner corpse” movie at… whichever festival it premiered at but those who stuck with it found it funny and moving. Everything Everywhere All At Once, though, changed the game. Released near the similarly multiversed themed Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, also directed by a cult favourite, it seemed like it would be competing hard. But while I enjoyed Multiverse of Madness, Everything Everywhere All At Once is really a powerful peace of filmmaking combining high-silliness, cool martial arts and an emotionally resonant plot about that fear of wasting your life and finding meaning within it, whether it be successful or dynamic or boring or strange and treating them with similar emotional stakes. It’s one of the most striking and emotional works in years and it’s in no small part to it’s fantastic cast, four of home are getting Oscar nods and rightfully so. Michelle Yeoh and Ke Huy Quan both make amazing comebacks and show just how much we’ve been missing them. I hope we get a lot more of both in the years to come.

Why take your protagonist to one world when you can take them to every world?

-Bulgakov

Hero’s Journey: Evelyn is in a dark place but comes to see that in a chaotic universe, we give it meaning and kindness and love are what we need to give it the best meanings.
Trivia
All the VFX for this film was done by 9 people, including the two directors, with the majority of the shots being done by a core group of 5 people. None of the VFX team went to school for VFX. They were all friends who taught themselves with tutorials they found online for free.
Ready, Set, Piece

 

Adrenaline

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I always defend Willie. She's not a fellow adventurer like Marion. She's a nightclub singer who got sucked into an extreme situation she was not prepared for. You'd probably be freaking out constantly, too.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
I always defend Willie. She's not a fellow adventurer like Marion. She's a nightclub singer who got sucked into an extreme situation she was not prepared for. You'd probably be freaking out constantly, too.
I'm somewhere in between. I think her character is a logical follow up t Marion but I feel a character like that also needs a chance to prove themselves in some way in the narrative and the script doesn't give her a lot

But I do understand her. "You're insulting them and you're embarrassing me" was my dad's whole vibe when we were traveling as kids.
 
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