I will not be stopping
(he / his / him)
#46 (51 points, nominated by nutaeryn , Ixo )
First Appearance: Ski Free
The "hero" sure didn't expect their vacation day up in the alps to go like this. Just casually dodging trees, equipment and other skiers, gaining some speed for some sick jumps, and IMMEDIATE YETI ATTACK. The sheer speed and instant death via ingestion surely brought terror to unsuspecting Windows players caught unaware by such a antagonistic force.
Here's what some of our donors had to say:
SKI FASTER IT'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU OH GOD.
Protip: press down the F key to increase your pace and out-ski his running speed. ~ Ixo
Please Watch Your Step