Stupid ways to classify games

[Mogri]

Rating Final Fantasy games by Can you catch a fish?

• 1, 2, 3, 4, 7, 13, 16: You cannot catch a fish
• 9: You can catch a single fish
• 5, 10: You can Capture fish
• 6: You must catch a fish unless you are a heartless monster
• 11, 14: This is an MMO so of course you can catch fish
• 12: There is an extensive but easily missable fishing sidequest
• 15: Fishing game with an extensive but easily missable RPG
• 8: There is a whole town dedicated to fishing and yet you cannot catch a fish; worst FF

 

[Peklo]

Hey now, you can totally devour a fish in battle in VIII. That must count as a form of catching.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

I caught myself a chicken salad sandwich and a salad last night for dinner!

 

[Alex]

8 has fish cards you can collect or win, which might count if you squint.

 

[gogglebob]

The ending of Final Fantasy 8 features a playable character finally getting over himself enough to go fishing. Arguably, the whole plot of Final Fantasy 8 is preamble to catch one fish.

 

[Vaeran]

This would later become the model for Netflix shows like Surf Dracula.