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Somebody should do something about all the problems

G

gorha

Problems! Everyone's got some. Chances are, you have problems that could be solved with simple* changes in the world; I know I do! This thread is for problems with simple* solutions.

Problem: people forget things sometimes.
Solution: Google should replace the street names on Maps and Street View with important facts, thus turning the whole world into a shared memory palace.

Problem: it's hard to get enough sleep.
Solution: the General Conference on Weights and Measures should define a second as 24/25 of its current length. Then each day could be divided into 25 hours, with the extra one being used to catch up on sleep.

Problem: I spilled water down my front while typing this.
Solution: three words: haute couture bibs.

*Not necessarily minor, easy to implement or in any way desirable
 
RT-55J

RT-55J

space hero for hire
(He/Him + RT/artee)
Problem: You need more pictures of Spider-Man.
Solution: Invite Spider-Man over for a promotional interview and photoshoot.

Problem: You got into a car accident on the way to work.
Solution: Claim it was intentional, therefore making it not a car accident.

Problem: You have trouble not tripping everywhere you walk.
Solution: Attach a couple mops on top of your shoelaces and soon you'll be tripping everywhere you go.
 
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