Oh hai! Um...am I supposed to do something here?
Shall I??!
NO! *ahem* I've been handed a script by some.......puppet thing?
I am Puppet Von Puppington, my dear, and please recite the following script with the audience. I am positively spent.
...
Pssst, they're the new marketing and outreach peep, Shi...
Oh! Why didn't anyone tell me?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
...Vash, sssssshhh! You're not supposed to be revealed to the audience yet!
*ahem* The Talking Time forum is hereby called forth to provide the Valdez Museum of Video Game Box Art...wait, are we actually...
*nods furiously*
...to provide the Museum with pristine selections of the very best singular or two lines of video game dialogue either uttered aloud or depicted in a textual display. What qualifies as a viable selection? Vash, your cue.
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"
This is exactly the sort of sampling we are requesting! However, if one were to provide the entire monologue as follows...
"What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!" or something like that. Don't hesitate to call me again!
...the two additional lines verily disqualify. God, who actually writes like this?
*stares*
You may conjure up a list of 25 nominations ranked top to the bottom with #1 being weighted far more heavily than against the second, and so on. I am sure you all have many bubbling questions just pupating to be spoken, and we shall listen and respond appropriately! Shi Kurai will now provide the initial rules which may subsequently be modified or appended through this nomination cycle. Forsooth, have a jolly time digging deep in your psyche for the richest soil of words utterly uttered!
...*sigh* Well, this is awkward as sh--
SHI!
FINE! Fine. Here be the rules per WilburCar360noscope:
1) This is the biggest one. Please DON'T BUST IN HERE AND BE AN ASSHOLE. This is meant to be fun!
2) As Puppet wrote above, submit a list of 25 one to two line dialogue spoken by a single character ranked fave to still a fave but not as much of one to me via PM. It would be helpful to list the character and game the line is from as well, as it's possible the lines have been referenced in multiple titles at this point!
3) Once tallied, I will be recording puppet recordings for each single finalist for the top 50. So it'll take time to do that, so please understand I will be doing this at a slower pace. My thought is doing Fri/Sat/Sun posts on the days I'm not working 10 hours.
4) If you're curious about the characters not named Pac-Man, Vash, or Marina, check out my blog:
https://jfieldsted.wordpress.com/tag/so-this-webcomic. I've done four contests (three on my own and one with Issun), so they shouldn't be completely foreign haha.
5) I will have my little silly skits a la above on occasion, but the puppet theater is meant to be the main attraction. This may be tied to the Valdez Museum, but it'll mostly be focusing on Puppet and not my art/characters as much.
6) Please ask questions and I'll respond below.
7) Let's make the deadline July 1st since I'll be on vacation for a few days afterwards to get this started.
8) I think that's everything. I'm exhausted lol.
Here we go again...