Real Actual 2023 New Year's Resolutions

[Issun]

Eat a Flan (the Final Fantasy Monster, not the dessert)
Read more Chick Tracts
Shake hands with beef
Play a video game
Kill a flan (the dessert, not the Final Fantasy monster)
Maybe exercise more I dunno
Find out how magnets fucking work

 

[Torzelbaum]

Shake hands with beef

Are you going to do that before or after you puff Tijuana Smalls?

 

[Issun]

Are you going to do that before or after you puff Tijuana Smalls?

Well, first I'd have to steal me some wine.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Eat a Flan (the Final Fantasy Monster, not the dessert)

Certainly achievable but you do have a limited selection of FF games that allow you to do that.

 

[Eishtmo]

I continue to maintain a New Year's resolution I made now 20 some years ago:

To never make another New Year's resolution.

 

[RT-55J]

attack and dethrone gosh

 

[Falselogic]

I need to lose 15 pounds
Finally playthrough Mother 3

 

[Vaeran]

I will finally learn to surpass that which lies beyond Super Saiyan.

 

[Violentvixen]

Steal this spider robot and take over something.