Photopia Quest: You are in the woods-NO YOU ARE IN SPACE!

[Ixo]

800 good shells deserve another.

> BLOW loudly into CONCH SHELL to startle ZEBRA

 

[MetManMas]

 

[Purple]

+

 

[Ixo]

Tag team match!

> AMIIBO CALL other GORILLAS

 

[Kirin]

If that fails, spawn the Slot Machine from the store on top of your opponent. That should pin 'em.

 

[Büge]

if all else fails, USE FIRE

 

[MetManMas]

Commands are temporarily closed until I do the others!

 

[MetManMas]

 

[Purple]

> Start kickstarter to make your own game that's basically this because honestly the characters are all public domain anyway

 

[Violentvixen]

3. I feel like feeding the monster could get dirty so we'll have to do laundry after that anyway.

 

[Ixo]

Oh. Bella’s gettin’ stressed out again...

> PARTAKE in quick YOGA SESSION to calm down and recenter.

 

[MetManMas]

Keep both the votes for which chore we should do first and the COMMANDs coming in!

 

[Ixo]

That’s better. (I imagine Bella’s Stress works like Blood Pressure in Infocom’s Bureaucracy.)

> Raid FRIDGE in SPACE LOUNGE

 

[Purple]

Ask monster if it's cool with just like ordering a pizza

 

[MetManMas]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1437648544526057475

Keep the COMMANDs rolling in, even if I haven't done yours yet! Bella will be in space for a while.

 

[Kirin]

Can we just Eject the Lounge Trash into Space? I don't think I've seen a sign for an Air Lock yet, but there must be one somewhere...

(Please do not eject self or any other station residents into space with the trash though.)

 

[MetManMas]

 

[Purple]

"People can take on any shape and form here?"
> Become a goat. Become ungovernable.

 

[Kirin]

Uh, given this new information please be careful not to eject any people that looks like garbage into space.

But maybe also talk to the weird alien Dogū at the end of the bar, maybe it knows something.

 

[MetManMas]

 

[MetManMas]

 

[Purple]

7.6?

 

[Violentvixen]

Walk Space Dog!

 

[Ixo]

Aw, Deadward was simulated?

We have zero moneys. Maybe let’s...

> OPTION 8

 

[MetManMas]

Aw, Deadward was simulated?

 

[MetManMas]

 

[MetManMas]

Just tying up a few loose ends here and offering a couple more options before we walk the Space Dog! Unless the COMMANDs have us back here we may not see the SPACE LOUNGE again for a while.

 

[Purple]

While it's bad form to repeat a gag, I have to say under the circumstances it's damn tempting to
>BECOME GOAT ONCE MORE AND EXPRESS RAGE THROUGH PHYSICAL VIOLENCE

 

[Kirin]

Well that was A Lot but it's nice to confirm Deadward is real (and nice breadcrumbs to that effect).
I don't suppose the Space Dog can help us take out The Trash while Walking and kill two birds with one stone?

 

[MetManMas]

We will walk the Space Dog soon! Keep those COMMANDs ready!