Look, I didn't want to be the first one to say this but this Dracula is an Imposter!

[Falselogic]

We all know that @Dracula was kidnapped months ago. We even know that Skeleton went out to search for him, and as far as I can tell he never came back.

But now we have this @Dracula posting all over the boards. Pretending everything is the same as it ever was. HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE OLD DRACULA! I don't know what this imposter wants or what he did with the old Dracula but I did want other people to be aware! Why pretend to be Dracula? What happened to the our Dracula? What happened to Skeleton?!

I'm just asking questions! Open your eyes you Sheeple!

 

[Dracula]

I'm the real Dracula. It says right here on my user name.

 

[Falselogic]

What'd you do with the real Dracula Fake Dracula?!

 

[Dracula]

I'm not familiar with Dracula Fake Dracula, but if I met him, I would invite him to come into my house freely, and of his own will.

 

[Falselogic]

Fake Dracula, you are the father of lies and the scion of chaos! What debacle scheme do you have in store for TT?!

 

[MetManMas]

Every year, it gets harder and harder to tell who is and isn't Dracula.

I am here to help you out.

This is a Percy, not a Dracula.

These are not Draculas, these are losers who wish they were Dracula.

This is Dracula's BFF Death, not a Dracula.

I know this looks like a Dracula but she is just in a heavy metal band.

Teen Werewolf: Not a Dracula.

That just leaves...

Uh...

It was him.

Let's get him, fellas.

Heh heh heh heh heh...

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Octopus Prime]

I’m Dracula and sos my wife!

 

[Phantoon]

But now we have this @Dracula posting all over the boards. Pretending everything is the same as it ever was. HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE THE OLD DRACULA!

Are you saying that there's some sort of Double Dracula???

 

[Dracula]

All this Dracula gatekeeping is disgusting. All of you can be Dracula, if you want to be.

But I'll still be the real Dracula

 

[gogglebob]

Hey, I got a subpoena here addressed to a Mr. Dracula. Anybody wanna sign for it?

 

[Octopus Prime]

Dibs!

 

[Torzelbaum]

Will the real Dracula please eerily rise from his coffin?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Maybe Renfield can confirm the truth when she stops shoving beetles in his maw.

 

[Büge]

I am Dracula!

 

[Octopus Prime]

Now we are all children of the night

 

[Phantoon]

What is a Dracula? A miserable pile of impostors.

 

[MetManMas]

What is a Dracula? A miserable little pile of impostors.

 

[Becksworth]

Dracula and I have been in the engine room the whole time, he can’t be the imposter. FalseLogic is acting pretty sus if you ask me...

 

[Dracula]

I think this is False's way of coming to terms with the fact that he, too, is Dracula.

 

[Torzelbaum]

But I thought we were all Vaeran... Now I'm confused.

 

[Exposition Owl]

But I thought we were all Vaeran... Now I'm confused.

We all partake of both the Vaeran-nature and the Dracula-nature.

 

[Octopus Prime]

 

[Falselogic]

It seems some of you are okay with our good friend Dracula being imprisoned and replaced, by this frankly bargain bin look-a-like...

#freedracula

 

[Issun]

Who's Freed Racula?

 

[Exposition Owl]

Who's Freed Racula?

He’s a clone of Fred Racula.

 

[Octopus Prime]

Christopher Bees nephew

 

[Dracula]

It seems some of you are okay with our good friend Dracula being imprisoned and replaced, by this frankly bargain bin look-a-like...

#freedracula

Hey, some of the best things in life can be found in bargain bins.

 

[Lokii]

All this Dracula gatekeeping is disgusting. All of you can be Dracula, if you want to be.

 

[Felicia]

And not just the boys!