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lol whoops. This is what I get for summarizing a whole series from memory.psst, it's Pamela
My slasher heart belongs to another (whom I hope appears on this list), but I admire how Jason is just kinda always down for murder. He comes back from the grave in Jason Lives and just immediately starts looking for horny teenagers. I haven't gotten to it yet* but I assume Jason X has a moment where he wakes up in space and is just like... "alright, guess we're doin' this now. Where's my hockey mask?"
*I only watch a new one every Friday the 13th and started three years ago. I won't get to see Jason X until October of 2023.
Jason X has some moments, one of which includes the best kill in the series.
Army of Darkness is a 1992 American dark fantasy horror film directed, co-written and co-edited by Sam Raimi. It is the third installment in the Evil Dead franchise, and a sequel to Evil Dead II, and follows Ash Williams (Campbell) as he is trapped in the Middle Ages and battles the undead in his quest to return to the present.
It's good to finally see myself in one of these films. Representation matters, folks.
Now just imagine how hard it is for all the Slaurs trying to break into Hollywood...
A dorm at my undergrad used to do an "Army of Burritos" event where they would go buy an absolutely ludicrous quantity of burritos and pack a lounge full of people to eat them and watch the Evil Dead movies all day.
Funny thing is this was at the nerdiest engineering school you'd ever see. Did not stop college dudes from being college dudes, though.I think this is the dudest undergraddest dormest thing I've ever read. I can practically smell the basketball shorts from here.
Immortalized in WoW: Wrath of the Lich King
Gremlins is a 1984 American comedy horror film directed by Joe Dante. The story follows a young man who receives a strange creature called a mogwai as a pet, which then spawns other creatures who transform into small, destructive, evil monsters that all wreak havoc on a whole town on Christmas Eve.
Hey, the Slaur! Are you a Mogwai?
What? No, I'm a Slaur. The Slaur. It's...it's in my name.
Well, y'know, I just figured, with the hair and the scales...
There's a huge difference. For example, if you feed me after midnight, I don't transform. I just gain weight overnight and wake up depressed.
What if you got wet?
Well, it's possible I would write a series of best-selling young adult novels starring a pink-haired monster. But probably I'd just get a rash.
that plus the very marketable and adorable Mogwai