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Johnny Unusual Ate This - A near-weekly series of terrible mistakes

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
7 treats of Christmas!

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JBear's SO gifted me with 7 candies for the Holidays!

Senzu Beans
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Finally, everyone's favourite narrative workaround presented by everyone's least favourite Goku mentor. I mean, at least he's not a fucking sex pest but despite being a mind-reading talking cat, he leaves shockingly little impressions.

Chocolate Shot
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New vaccine just dropped.

Gummy Sushi
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If I don't eat this with chopsticks, I've made an error.

D20
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I actually don't know what's in it but I love the mystery.

Peeps Peppermint Bark
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The dipped peeps aren't bad by more than that, peppermint has a notable flavour. I actually like peeps but I always find their attempts at variety are too subtle. But mint flavours are hard to miss. So this seems like a good idea.

Pretz Chicken and Herb
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Pretz was recently a plot point in my Eyeshield 21 re-read so... synchronicity.

So since it's the holidays, I think starting with Christmas I'll try one a day! That sounds like a treat for myself. Or maybe I'll just gobble them up tomorrow like a goddamned garbage monster.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Bebeto Metergum Fruit Flavor

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Even worse than the last one. No idea what fruit it is supposed to taste like.
Million Dollar Bar
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Better than I suspected. I mean, it's just chocolate. That's it. But it's decent quality chocolate, which is more than I suspected. Weirdly, the chocolate itself doesn't look like a million dollar bill.
Grapehead
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Applehead but grape now.
About the same.
Hershey's Zero Sugar
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I think I bought these before I started journaling this. So I guess I got to buy them again.
No bad for fakey chocolate.
Sour Patch Kids Watermelon
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Do... they look like watermelons? They aren't even kids anymore.
OK. Just... OK.
Pepsi Max Lemon
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I assumed this was Extra Caffeine but I guess this is the no-sugar one.
Also just OK. I'm not sure I taste anything more than a subtle aftertaste from fruit colas.
Crush Watermelon
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I wish there was a watermelon Bubly to go with these.
Not bad at all.
Lay's Stax X-Tra Flamin' Hot
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Curious how extra. Most of these are just pleasantly hot.
Spicy but little flavour that isn't "potato".
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Chocolate Shot
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New vaccine just dropped.
This is just frosting in a syringe. I ate it. Can't decide if that's great or terrible. Except it is really awkward.

I also forgot I also got an M&M chocolate figurine and...

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That's clearly a good chocolate mold but it still came out looking horrific.

Nightmare in the front, candy in the back.

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FelixSH

(He/Him)
Senzu Beans
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Finally, everyone's favourite narrative workaround presented by everyone's least favourite Goku mentor. I mean, at least he's not a fucking sex pest but despite being a mind-reading talking cat, he leaves shockingly little impressions.
How dare you. He's adorable, I love him.

Just leaving this feels weird. So, I enjoy this thread very much, always have, thanks for sharing your tasty treat impressions with us.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Senzu Beans
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Finally, everyone's favourite narrative workaround presented by everyone's least favourite Goku mentor. I mean, at least he's not a fucking sex pest but despite being a mind-reading talking cat, he leaves shockingly little impressions.
This was a bit weird. They were candies you crunch down on and they were really hard. So I was like "Oh, maybe you suck on them." But the outer shell actually didn't have much flavour.

Speaking of which, I'm not sure what the flavour was. I like them and they had a Sweetart like tartness. The fact that they are hard to chew makes me think this might be a bit on brand. They didn't taste like bland legumes, which they are supposed to, but I would imagine they might be hard to chew, perfect for our tough boys.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Gummy Sushi
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If I don't eat this with chopsticks, I've made an error.
I couldn't find chopsticks.
Also, I really appreciate this from a design standpoint. Like, it just taste like gummies but the whole set looks good. Even when you realize that the uramaki is just a gummi bear stuffed in a green apple ring.

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D20
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I actually don't know what's in it but I love the mystery.
They were called +1 Cherry Potions and shaped like little potion bottles. Serviceable Candy.
Peeps Peppermint Bark
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The dipped peeps aren't bad by more than that, peppermint has a notable flavour. I actually like peeps but I always find their attempts at variety are too subtle. But mint flavours are hard to miss. So this seems like a good idea.
The peppermint does help these stand out, even if they are lightly pepperminty.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
I'm late. Here's stuff I ate last Saturday...

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Junior Mints Spooky Mints
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It's just different colour junior mints. Still good, though.

Dairy Milk Caramello
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It's basically just a Caramilk but it's a very nice Caramilk.

Boston Baked Beans
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I wasn't prepared to like these but there's something nice and simple about these candy coated peanuts. And I'm not really a peanut guy. Still, very nice.

Bebeto Metergum Apple

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Eh... It's just not very good gum.

Orange Crush drink mix
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Not bad but needs to be mixed with an orange tonic water.

Pepsi Max Cherry
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It's OK but it mostly tastes like a Pepsi. Maybe it's just me but the cherry taste is subtle.

Combos Cheddar Cheese

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The most basic combo flavour. It's fine.

Kitkat Pops

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The corn part is weird. Not bad, but weird. It's not like there are hunks of corn, just a conspicuous corn flavour.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
And here's this week.

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Hershey's Special Dark
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Not sure what makes it special yet. It might just be dark.

Reese's White Trees

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They do like their seasonal shape foods.

Sneaky Stardust Blue Raspberry
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According to one expert, the flavor profile of raspberry was developed using "mostly esters of the banana, cherry, and pineapple variety."
Terry's White Chocolate Orange
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I like the oranges but the white chocolate flavour? Not so much.

Chubby Pineapple Sunshine
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This is a great LSD name.

Herds
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Oh, fun a gummy you can play with... by sticking their noses up their butts.

Crush Strawberry
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Generally, I don't care for the non-orange Crushes.

Pringles Hot Ones Los Calientes Verde
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I do like the hot Pringles OK, as long as they are flavour-first.

Kist Fresa
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Again, not a big Strawberry soda person. Also, is Kist just another name for Fanta?

Peeps Skulls
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It's Peeps. It's fine.
 

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Hershey's Special Dark is baby's first dark chocolate bar. For the longest time, it was the most widely available option; just like diner/perculator brewed coffee being the dominant commercial version in the US for so long.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Hershey's Special Dark
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Not sure what makes it special yet. It might just be dark.
It's... a dark chocolate bar.
Reese's White Trees

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They do like their seasonal shape foods.
It's OK. Not super into the white chocolate. I also find these shape ones a bit PB heavy for me. I tend to like a lighter PB touch.
Sneaky Stardust Blue Raspberry
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Blue Raspberry remains something I'm tired of.
Terry's White Chocolate Orange
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I like the oranges but the white chocolate flavour? Not so much.
Actually good. I'd prefer a milk chocolate or even a dark chocolate but I still love the orangey flavour in it.
Chubby Pineapple Sunshine
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This is a great LSD name.
But a pretty boring flavour
Herds
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Oh, fun a gummy you can play with... by sticking their noses up their butts.
The gummies were a little tough and they actually didn't connect well at all.
Crush Strawberry
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Generally, I don't care for the non-orange Crushes.
It's OK. Again, if I had a strawberry Bubly to pair it with, that might be another story.
Pringles Hot Ones Los Calientes Verde
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I do like the hot Pringles OK, as long as they are flavour-first.
Pretty hot but the heat/flavour balance wasn't quite there. I'm really just not a hot sauce fan.
Kist Fresa
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Again, not a big Strawberry soda person. Also, is Kist just another name for Fanta?
It's fine.
Peeps Skulls
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It's Peeps. It's fine.
Also fine.

BTW, I'm also hosting a top 50 Adventure Movie list. I have four lists now but I'm hoping to get to around 15. If you want to send a list, check out the rules here and send me a list of your 25 favourite adventure films.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
For Monday

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Gummi Bulging Eyeballs
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"Oh, you."

Buzzsaw Pop
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I've had this before and it isn't good but I didn't think to log it so I'm having it again for posterity.

Peeps Stocking
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I bet this shape will taste different than the other shapes.

Peekaboo Penguin
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It's a candy in a candy and I bet it tastes mediocre but I like it aesthetically.

Sneaky Stardust Strawberry
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The last of these flavours.

Hot Cocoa Balls
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I better try one early tonight. It's miserable out and perfect for cocoa.

Hershey's
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It's a chocolate in bar form. Beautiful in its simplicity.

Crush Cherry drink mix

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Pringles Scorchin' Cheddar
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So now they are just adding spice to all their basic flavours, huh?
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Gummi Bulging Eyeballs
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"Oh, you."
This is a decent gummi.
Buzzsaw Pop
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I've had this before and it isn't good but I didn't think to log it so I'm having it again for posterity.
Bleh. Last time I got one I was slowly sucking on it for months and not being happy. Last night I just gave up and crunched down. Still don't recommend beyond the fun look. Oh, and the blood is the packaging, not on the candy, if that is the real deal breaker.
Peeps Stocking
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I bet this shape will taste different than the other shapes.
I actually think this worked well as a shape. It felts slighting smoother than usual.
Peekaboo Penguin
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It's a candy in a candy and I bet it tastes mediocre but I like it aesthetically.
It's pretty cute and both the chocolate and the candy tasted pretty decent. A cute treat for kids.
Sneaky Stardust Strawberry
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The last of these flavours.
And that's it. Not a lot going on. It's subpar gum fragments in pink sugar stuff.
Hot Cocoa Balls
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I better try one early tonight. It's miserable out and perfect for cocoa.
It's fine. I wish these would melt better without me having to not just stir but really work on the chocolate.
Hershey's
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It's a chocolate in bar form. Beautiful in its simplicity.
It's a good bar. Not to be confused with Mr. Goodbar.
Crush Cherry drink mix

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I liked this a lot more than strawberry.
Pringles Scorchin' Cheddar
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So now they are just adding spice to all their basic flavours, huh?
A completely OK cheddar Pringles with slight heat.
Coca Cola Vanilla
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Mmm... beige.
I actually liked this a lot more than I expected. The vanilla gives it a nice, smooth taste.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
For Tuesday

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Warheads Sour Popping Candy
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Cackle Apple is fun to say but it makes zero sense.

Aero Truffle Tiramisu

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I always forget what Tiramisu is but I remember I like it.

Andes Peppermint Bark Snap Bar

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I liked the other one but I feel like I might have liked the pieces version rather than the stick... for some reason.

Scary Eyes

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I guess any bag of eyeballs is kind of scary, to an extent.

Chewy Lemondheads Fruit Mix
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So... should it be fruit heads?

Gold Mine
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Heh heh heh! Gold, I tells ya! Sweet, sweet gold!

Hershey's Hot Chocolate Bomb - Milk Chocolate with Cinnamon
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Yet another bomb. Can cinnamon make this stand out?

Pringles Scorchin' BBQ
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Yet another classic flavour, but hotter.

Jarritos Pineapple
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When Mexican restaurants made a comeback in this town, so did Jarritos.

Crush Pineapple Drink Mix
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I think this is the end of the Crush drink mixes.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
It's funny, I REALLY like pineapple but I tend to (slightly) bounce of pineapple flavoured candy and drinks. I rarely DISLIKE like it, but only have excitement for the real deal. Even then, it will never be as good as when I lived in Thailand. So tangy it made my tongue sore.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Warheads Sour Popping Candy
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Cackle Apple is fun to say but it makes zero sense.
I mean, I'm only going to enjoy popping candy so much but as sour popping candy goes, not bad.
Aero Truffle Tiramisu

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I always forget what Tiramisu is but I remember I like it.
Alright, but I still feel like classic Aero is the better bar.
Andes Peppermint Bark Snap Bar

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I liked the other one but I feel like I might have liked the pieces version rather than the stick... for some reason.
Surprisingly, not that good. Disappointment. Just fakey chocolate.
Scary Eyes

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I guess any bag of eyeballs is kind of scary, to an extent.
It kind of does the jelly bean thing of hard sugar outside crumbles to sugar sand with jellied inside. But not as good as some....
Chewy Lemondheads Fruit Mix
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So... should it be fruit heads?
This, however, which does fall into that category is pretty good,
Gold Mine
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Heh heh heh! Gold, I tells ya! Sweet, sweet gold!
Oh, it's banana flavour. And I like it OK. I like that the shapes are non-uniform in size and shape.
Hershey's Hot Chocolate Bomb - Milk Chocolate with Cinnamon
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Yet another bomb. Can cinnamon make this stand out?
I couldn't taste the cinnamon.
Pringles Scorchin' BBQ
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Yet another classic flavour, but hotter.
BBQ, never bad but not my first choice.
Jarritos Pineapple
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When Mexican restaurants made a comeback in this town, so did Jarritos.
Same for pineapple but Jarritos are pretty great. Have a Jarrito.
Crush Pineapple Drink Mix
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I think this is the end of the Crush drink mixes.
This was OK but like I said before, not the biggest pineapple flavouring fan.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Today...

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Kool-Aid Ghoul-Aid Popping Candy Scary Berry

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We always assumed that jug was filled with Kool-Aid but in vampire mode, I suspect it might be another red liquid.

Flipz Clusterz

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the Z has been thoroughly abused.

Terror Eyes
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Looks more like a Marty Feldman-themed gum.

Pringles Scorchin' Sour Cream and Onion
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Of the basic flavours, Sour Cream and Onion slowly became a favourite.

Sunny D
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Monster Faces
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Nerds Candy Drink Mix Grape
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The flavour is called purple. You ain't foolin' anyone.

Mrs. Buttersworth's Fruity Pebbles Flavoured Syrup
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Food has hit peak entropy.

Hamdy Canes
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Spoke too soon.
 

Johnny Unusual

(He/Him)
Kool-Aid Ghoul-Aid Popping Candy Scary Berry

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We always assumed that jug was filled with Kool-Aid but in vampire mode, I suspect it might be another red liquid.
It tastes like a basic popping candy to me.
Flipz Clusterz

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the Z has been thoroughly abused.
A pretty edible caramel/pretzel thing
Terror Eyes
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Looks more like a Marty Feldman-themed gum.
The liquid filling is there but not immediately obvious. It might have dried up a bit.
Pringles Scorchin' Sour Cream and Onion
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Of the basic flavours, Sour Cream and Onion slowly became a favourite.
I thought the heat of the spice and the cooling of the sour cream would work well but... it's fine but none of the Scorchin' really does anything.
Just a notch above "orange drink"/
Monster Faces
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Bleh. Very poor quality chocolate. You will only be used to sweeten my oats in the morning.
Nerds Candy Drink Mix Grape
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The flavour is called purple. You ain't foolin' anyone.
Tastes like purple.
Mrs. Buttersworth's Fruity Pebbles Flavoured Syrup
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Food has hit peak entropy.
I tried it on oats and on ice cream. Better on ice cream (the Pebbles taste is more notable) but really, just get a real maple syrup.
Hamdy Canes
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Spoke too soon.
This... isn't to bad if you are just sucking on it. There's a slight maple taste that reminds me of French Toast Crunch. Don't bite down. Yuck.
 

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
Sunny D; Mariginally better than McDonald's orange drink. If that margin was monomolecular razor wire.
 
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