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It's Been a Hard Day's Night and I've been Walking Like a Dog - Share Your Most Embarrassing Mondegreens

My wife insists to this day that the opening lines of Talking Heads’ “Crosseyed and Painless” are “lost my shit / trying to act casual”
I love this.

A little while ago my girlfriend was telling me that her mom always thought the Planet Smashers song "Super Orgy Porno Party" was "Super orgy portapotty". I'd never heard the song, so she played it for me, and honestly? Even knowing the title of the song, it kinda sounds like "portapotty".
 
My brain absolutely insists that Sunglasses at Night makes multiple references to "the giant shaved-head gnome."
 
From childhood, my brother and I would sing "HaaaaAAang on Stupid, Stupid, hang on" like, you're gonna fall. hang on, stupid.
 
So, before the chorus in "Baby Got Back" (Sir Mix-A-Lot / Johnathan Coulton), in the first verse is "Fellas / Fellas / Has your girlfriend got the butt?" and in the second is "Ladies / Ladies / If you wanna roll in my Mercedes." The third verse I heard as "Ladies / All you buddies around" with the idea that it was a sequence of "Ladies, Fellas, Both". It's not. It's "Ladies, if your butt is round."
 
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