So I sent my Virtual Boy off to get the
Virtual Ribbon repair install service from Stone Age Gamer, and decided to play a game I never had before on my flashcart when I got the system back today, and booted up
Space Squash.
I had a
blast playing it, and actually beat it. My back hurts and I'm a little sore from playing the Virtual Boy for like an hour straight, but I honestly had a lot of fun. The 3D actually matters, here, and it doesn't suck like Red Alarm or whatever! It's essentially 3D third person Pong, and you can put some English on the ball when you hit it and there are different shaped arenas and barriers and stuff, and even bosses every five levels or so. The hardest boss, for me, was the monkey robot, which is the second to last - it periodically stretches it's arm out to hit you, and can reach you from any part of the level, so as soon as you hear him start to attack, you have to move to dodge, while also keeping an eye on the ball to make sure it doesn't get past you. The last normal match gave me a lot of trouble, too - he plays nearly perfectly, and hits the ball back at you
hard, so you don't have a lot of time to react, but thanks to the excellent depth of field effects, you can hang in there. Having limited continues sucks, but I was able to squeak through with one extra one by the end.
I can't imagine this would play well at all without original hardware, though, so unless you're a fellow sicko who has a Virtual Boy and the ability to play Space Squash (an actual cart appears to be going for $150+ on eBay, which I can't say is worth it, as much fun as I had with it), I wouldn't bother emulating it.