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Digital Down-Low for 12/09/2021: Twooooo Gamey Riiiiiiiings

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Boy, kind of hope no other ring-themed video games sneak out this week; or that thread title is going to be abject nonsense.

And the first of those, and the reason I opted to name the thread that at all despite it not being on a platform I normally cover, is Halo Infinite! Which is, by definition, the most Halo game there has ever been! Ol' Mister Chef is up to his crazy shenanigans again; travelling out on a dangerous galaxy quest to punch a few popes right in the noggin and maybe try to reconnect with his girlfriend/mom who lives in his hat. Maybe now he can finally finish his fight? I'unno, probably not, but it's also free on Gamepass so... umm... not often that happens day-1 on a AAA new release.

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Loop Hero is the other ring-focused game this week that I was already going to pick up (but this one is considerably more expensive as it's not free with a service I already subscribe to); this here is a rogue-em-up BUT kiiiiinda like a single-player Monopoly where you are just running through a big circle and you can slap in more critters and treasures and obstacles in order to make each loop more treacherous. Thena Lich murds you up real good and you have to do it again but a little better off because THAT'S ROGUELIKES, BABY!

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Now if you like outer space, and like adventures, and hate Nazis and want to kick them out of that cool cool place where the moon lives, maybe I could interest you in Beyond a Steel Sky, the sequel to Beneath a Steel Sky! Actually, from the description this one seems to be about Rude Robots rather than junky-ass ratzis, so maybe you already got rid of all them in the first game. I don't know. But what I DO know is that this is a dramatic and humerous cyberpunk thriller in which engaging puzzles drive a fast-paced narrative set in a dynamic game-world that responds to- and is subverted by- the players actions.

And I know THAT because it is per vatem what it says in the eShop description.

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And speaking of adventure games set in the stars above; Sam & Max: Beyond Time and Space is also one! And it's based on the comics by Steve Purcell! And also it's a remaster so it's TECHNICALLY an old game, but now FAR more gussy looking. I bet it's got all kinds of ray tracings and AIs in it now. This time the Freelance Police (a dog and hyperkinetic rabbity-thing) are tasked with SAVING ALL THAT IS WAS AND EVER SHALL BE from some manner of crisis. Usually the kind solved by lateral thinking, and rabbit-vengeance.

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And let's just keep the "Adventure Game with Sci-Fi/Cyberpunk overtones" theme going, as next we have Transient, which is one of them with a tones and themes set by everyone's favorite racist who was scared of fish; Howie Loves. Wander through the neon-soaked streets of the future and deal with weird cult guys and type on a computer to learn about some big computer that makes you go crazy or something.

Feels like that's what a lovecraft Cyberpunk story would be like.

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Monster Rancher 1 & 2 DX is another Monster-raising RPG being released at the end of 2021! But more specifically, it's a gussied up port of two PS1 entries of that genre; and they put a lot more emphasis on the training and care of your monsters than the likes of Pokemon did. Also, a lot of the monsters tend to skew towards "Weird and off-putting" than "Cute and marketable". This re-release gets rid of what was the coolest aspect of the original (scanning CDs for semi-random monsters using the PS1 disc drive) in favor of something that feels much more exploitable (picking a CD from a big list of albums).

But where else are you going to get a chance to raise your very own electric horned wolf classified as a Tiger?

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Wytchwood is YET ANOTHER adventure game; but this one is more of a Zeld-em-up, and it's not set in spaceship times, and it doesn't look to be overtly spooky. Seems to be the sort of game where you're still likely to have to contend with violent rabbit-y things, though. Also it's got a REAL ROBUST item crafty and alchemy component, if that sweetens the pot any.

Sure as heck means to sweeten the pot!

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And bringing up the rear is RICO: London, which is a first person shooter with cel-shaded graphics (and that's always nice to see) and it's about combating RICO crimes, which Ionly ever heard tell of because it was a big plot-point in Batman Begins; and that movie came out 15 years ago so SURELY they've all been solved by now.

So this is a game about the British Batman; lagging far behind Mr. Waynes tireless crusade, and also he has lots more guns.

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Becksworth

Aging Hipster Dragon Dad
Monster Hunter used CDs to generate monsters.

CDs are circles with holes cut out of the center.

CDs are rings.
 
I tried a bit of Loop Hero on Steam recently and it's a prettt cool concept. It's definitely an Octo/JBear kind of game.
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
It is game time! Not the most busy week, but there's still like three games that interest me greatly and it should be clear which one I'm most excited about in a bit.

In Ever Forward you are a young girl in a surreal 3D puzzle platforming world who's trying to recover her memory and must face her fears along the way.
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If you're in a cyberpunk mood this week, you have options! Transient: Extended Edition is a surreal cyberpunk horror game where you go dimension hopping and Beyond a Steel Sky is a sequel to a beloved 90s cyberpunk game with comedy elements that would totally poke fun at stuff like that frowny half-naked man in Hell from the more serious game.
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9 Ball Pocket is yet another billiards simulator, this one brought to you by the folks what made the likes of Mummy Pinball and 8 Ball Pocket!
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Sam & Max: Beyond Time and Space is a remaster of the second season of Sam & Max's Telltale trilogy series, from the time before Telltale Games got rich off the first The Walking Dead season and demanded that every future game be like that one so hard it killed the entire company dead!

Anyway, solve puzzles and deal with wacky individuals with a barefoot dog in a suit and a naked bunny.
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In Loop Hero, The Lich has thrown the world into an endless roguelike-ish time loop and you must use cards to build stuff and fight enemies in hopes of one day killing The Lich and breaking free from the cycle.
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Monster Rancher 1 & 2 DX is a compilation of two games that are near and dear to my heart. Many, many games saw Pokémon's success in Japan and wanted to cash in on that. And Monster Rancher was one of 'em!
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But it took a different approach, going more of a monster-raising simulation route (ala the Digimon digital pets), but as a console game it fleshed out with stuff like jobs and expeditions and battle leagues.

And the thing that really sold me on the game was the OPM demo, which while it had no battle or sim gameplay on display, showed off the game's other big gimmick: Turning your entire collection of music CDs, game discs, and throwaway rubbish AOL discs into monsters!
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How does this work on modern digital-based platforms? Well now there's a digital database for that sorta thing where you search for what you want so you're not SOL if you can't find a copy of Tecmo's Deception or whatever.
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Anyway, if it wasn't obvious from the multiple photos, this compilation is the thing I'm most excited about this week. Maybe if we're good Koei Tecmo will bless us with a modern game.
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Kubinashi Recollection -Forgotten Dullahan Dream's- is a Touhou Project game where a rokurokubi named Sekibanki does puzzle platforming stuff involving using duplicates of her own severed head.
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Wytchwood is a gothic fairy tale where you're a witch with a helmet and bird feet who gathers ingredients to brew concoctions to pass your own twisted judgment on a cast of all kinds of wacky characters.
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And RICO: London is a FPS shooter where you gun down lots and lots of people who are also trying to gun down you in a tower.
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Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
Looks like some other big name releases snuck in at the last minute, and I suspect they won’t be alone so I’ll hold off on updating the thread until Thursday
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Here's a few more games!

Over on mobile, Level 5's own Fantasy Life Online just saw a localization courtesy of Bøltrend Games as the game is going through its death throes over in Japan. The gameplay is a lot like the beloved 3DS game...12 jobs, explore environments collecting shit, crafting minigames, etc. Though stuff like technically being able to finish the game without murdering anything has fallen to the wayside 'cuz this is a gacha game with typical gacha story missions.
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A Chef at least has reasons to kill though.

Also I've kinda got a love/hate relationship with the game at the moment 'cuz while I do enjoy the gameplay it has a really bad tendency to crash on my phone. And this is especially bad when the Life promotion missions don't have your back with the autosave system so you can lose a bunch of progress for no good reason.
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I really hope Bøltrend gets these bugs worked out 'cuz I do enjoy the game when it works.

Twelve Minutes has you trapped in a time loop in your house where bad things keep happening and you must gradually figure out how to break free.
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Life is Strange: True Colors is the latest story in the superpower series where you must make lots of difficult choices with consequences. In this one, Alex Chen must use her emotion powers to find out how her brother died.

No doubt there will be some sadistic choices to make along the way.
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Yu-Gi-Oh! RUSH DUEL: Dawn of the Battle Royale is the latest in Konami's trading card game video game series! Have your spiky haired teen with highlights I have no hope of duplicating do lots of card duels and collect cards and stuff.
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And our Arcade Archives title of the week is Dragon Buster! Clovis must go across the land through various caves and dungeons in hopes of eventually saving the (REAL) Princess Celia from the dragon what kidnapped her!
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gogglebob

The Goggles Do Nothing
(he/him)
Anyway, if it wasn't obvious from the multiple photos, this compilation is the thing I'm most excited about this week. Maybe if we're good Koei Tecmo will bless us with a modern game.

I was thinking about this with the impending re-release, and I kind of think we'll never see another Monster Rancher on the level of PS1 Monster Rancher ever again. Like, it would take too many resources to create as many monsters that exist within MR1 with all their variations and have them do all their activities like "chibi train", battle, and wander around the ranch. Monster Rancher was released at the exact sweet spot for development costs versus being able to produce a game that involves a Naga, a Naga with one eye, and a Naga that is also a rock. I feel like a modern Monster Rancher would either be significantly scaled back in either monster variety or presentation (like battles becoming something closer to OG pokemon), or it would require a AAA budget that MR is never going to score. Or they could just make something that looks like a PS1 game...

So, anyway, I'm depressed now. Time to play some Sam & Max.
 

Octopus Prime

Mysterious Contraption
(He/Him)
I always assumed that the fact that 90% of the monsters in MR were the same models of the remaining 10% with slight changes was already a cost saving measure; not appreciably different from dressing up characters in any other game; just with wildly more different body types
 

gogglebob

The Goggles Do Nothing
(he/him)
I always assumed that the fact that 90% of the monsters in MR were the same models of the remaining 10% with slight changes was already a cost saving measure; not appreciably different from dressing up characters in any other game; just with wildly more different body types

Of course, but it looked so much less cheap! Or at least era-appropriate cheap!


See this? Totally different monsters!
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Even if a new Monster Rancher was still limited to skins you could still do a lot with the texturing, lighting, and bitmap techniques available now. I mean,
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But that said, I certainly don't trust Koei Tecmo to give a theoretical Monster Rancher reboot team the funds to even do something like that. No doubt there's a reason we got direct ports of the first two PlayStation games with some QOL features instead of remakes of those games with shiny new visual assets.
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Got a couple more games I'ma cover before the week's out, but before I do, here's a brief summary of The Game Awards 2021 to fill space for us all!
I have still not forgiven them for 2020.

Anyway, here we go!
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Anyway, onto the games!

The Matrix Awakens is a free demo for the new Playboxes and X-Stations that nobody can buy that's designed as both a preview of what Unreal Engine 5 can do and a way to remind people that The Martix exists in time to hype them up for the next movie.
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Monopoly Madness is a new way to play everybody's favorite capitalism simulator that they don't actually like! The eShop page shows a whole lot of nothing, but this version of Monopoly is a top-down real time game where players fight one another over resources to build shit and ruin one another's work.
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And it wouldn't be Monopoly without the 1% actually being able to be locked away in jail where they all belong.
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Violentvixen

(She/Her)
I was curious enough to try Fantasy Life Online, then spent 20 minutes in some sort of intro sequence that was decidedly not anything related to Fantasy Life. Got bored and quit the app, then it never let me in again. Checked their site and they have a ton of comments from people unable to open it, so oh well. Easy to replay on 3DS if I really want to.

The names of the eye shapes were pretty great though. "Sexy Leopard" was one, I think?
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Yeah, it's a very buggy game. I had it crash during the tutorial, and once I got past that there were still frequent crashing issues even after installing stuff. Game's way too unstable for something taking over 2GBs of my increasingly limited phone space.
 
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