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Culinary Catastrophes: Bad Food Ideas Part 2

Ixo

"This is not my beautiful forum!" - David Byrne
(Hi Guy)
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It probably doesn't taste awful? Kool-Aid is basically just sugar and food coloring; neither of which is gonna make the chicken taste bad probably. Still looks utterly hideous though.
 

Positronic Brain

Out Of Warranty
(He/him)
Those look like someone is cooking a Na'vi from Avatar.

Now we'll know what will be the star dish of the Avatar-themed restaurant chain.

(not to be confused with the Last Airbender-themed restaurant chain - I really recommend their Air Buffalo Wings)
 

LBD_Nytetrayn

..and his little cat, too
(He/him)
Now we'll know what will be the star dish of the Avatar-themed restaurant chain.

(not to be confused with the Last Airbender-themed restaurant chain - I really recommend their Air Buffalo Wings)
Really would have had those pegged as a Fire Nation type of thing.
 
Definitely sounds unorthodox and weird, but I'm not convinced that is actually a "bad idea". The undeserved bad rep spam has is borderline a hate crime!
 

Torzelbaum

????? LV 13 HP 292/ 292
(he, him, his)
Definitely sounds unorthodox and weird, but I'm not convinced that is actually a "bad idea". The undeserved bad rep spam has is borderline a hate crime!
One of my favorite dishes that my family made / makes uses Spam (or other Spam-like products).

But that "burger" still sounds atrocious.
 
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Oreos and mayo sounds horrific
Maybe if it's white-ppl mayo. But what if it's more like JPN-mayo? That shit is like candy, it would go perfect with cookie crumbles. The real question to me is if the cookie crumbles go well with spam. Which I get the hesitation, but I have no idea and nobody here really does either. Spam tastes pretty damned good no matter how it's put together, so I am open to the possibility that it might be legit.
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
Maybe if it's white-ppl mayo. But what if it's more like JPN-mayo? That shit is like candy, it would go perfect with cookie crumbles. The real question to me is if the cookie crumbles go well with spam. Which I get the hesitation, but I have no idea and nobody here really does either. Spam tastes pretty damned good no matter how it's put together, so I am open to the possibility that it might be legit.
JPN-mayo is the only mayo I can stand and I'm still suspicious.

I've had oreos and bacon and it was awful but some people like bacon chocolate I guess.
 

Daikaiju

Rated Ages 6+
(He, Him)
I kind of get where it's coming from as a lot of Chinese meat dishes go for sweet over savory. Still not gonna touch one, though.
 

Zef

Find Your Reason
(He/Him)
I still have that Oreo "gingerbread house". I can snap off a wall and put it in bread with some ham and Japanese mayo and let you know how long I can keep it down.
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
How the hell would the Baja broth work?! I can at least imagine the process for making all the others but that one baffles me.
 
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