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Are all JRPG bats the Worst?

R.R. Bigman

Coolest Guy
Now that you mention it, isn't it weird that some 250-pound slab of beef with a whip gets thrown in the opposite direction when a 3-pound bat flies into him mid-jump? That's like if you got hit by a car and it bounced off you.
I didn't see this thread until now, and I felt I should share that a bat flew right into my chest once. It felt like someone threw a pair of folded socks at me. Certainly not enough to knock me back into one of the many bottomless pits I used to traverse around before the pandemic.
 

Violentvixen

(She/Her)
I didn't see this thread until now, and I felt I should share that a bat flew right into my chest once. It felt like someone threw a pair of folded socks at me. Certainly not enough to knock me back into one of the many bottomless pits I used to traverse around before the pandemic.
I had one fly into the side of my head once and "a pair of folded socks" is the perfect description.
 

MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
Bats aren't bugs, they're lizards.

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MetManMas

Me and My Bestie
(He, him)
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Dear vidya games:
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STOP MAKING BATS EVIL AND/OR ANNOYING!
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This stereotyping bull$#!% started way back in Adventure (Atari tape, not my island) with the bat what stole my keys and bridges.
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And things have been downhill for bats ever since.
(Somebody put a lot of work into painstakingly recreating these classic sprites that were gonna be interpreted like crap through ACNH filters, just sayin'.)
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Please be nicer to bats, I'm begging ya! I want 'em to be my neighbors and not just part of a spooky Halloween decoration!
 

Destil

DestilG
(he/him)
Staff member
See, if JRPGs had stuck closer to their D&D roots over the years you'd be all "Yay, bats!" as you collect guano to power your fireball spells.
 

Exposition Owl

more posts about buildings and food
(he/him/his)
What's the bat in between the first boss of Castlevania 1 and the Super Mario World Swooper? I know I recognize that sprite from somewhere, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
 

Kirin

Summon for hire
(he/him)
Looks like Dragon Quest art to me, but I haven't played enough of those to put my finger on it.
 

JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
I see Peklo already mentioned them, but the Phantasy Star Were Bats are great because they roll up into a ball and roll at you:

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Peklo

Oh! Create!
(they/them, she/her)
Bats are among the first enemies you meet in The Dark Spire, in the Giant and Killer varieties. They're very charming. Sometimes they bite a party member and make them sick.

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JBear

Internet's foremost Bertolli cosplayer
(He/Him)
I need to get around to that. I'm literally looking at a copy on the table that I bought on eBay late last year based on TT recommendations. (Card only, which I didn't realize when I bought it. >_<)
 
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