Absurd Extracts: What Is the "Best" Post?

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

@karzac Don'T know why it won't let me quote you, but...

1) I love how they establish this long, deep-rooted sentimental and emotional connection, but because the price went down, it has to go now.

2) Pac-Man? Blur? Wha?

3) The replies are gold.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Don'T know why it won't let me quote you, but...

I think that by default XenForo does not allow for nested quotes when quoting a quote.

 

[ThricebornPhoenix]

When you announce that you're selling something, always be clear on the fact that you're only selling it because it will soon be (even more) worthless.

 

[Felicia]

Now I want a romhack of Pac-Man that replaces the ghosts with ugly apes and the power pellets with bitcoins.

 

[muteKi]

How weird would it be to see you or your friend as a part of a keychain pool in a gacha machine? "Holy salmonella slurry topped with mango latte sui John, they got your ugly behind on these smackaroons!"

 

[muteKi]

My girlfriend took 1 year to convince that I was not the village retread,(sic) before jumping in. Now she ignores any good news I chatter her way. Time for me to swap girlfriends. Maybe one of you has a wife that needs a boyfriend post-MOASS, because you will be too busy counting your money. I'm good wife-boyfriend material, I promise.

Look, I know a bunch of people who do the poly life for one reason or another. But. fucking what

 

[q 3]

those aren't girlfriends those are bots. OP might also be a bot. #AIdatingproblems