I think most stories in general work better as TV shows, tbh.Maybe I'm biased but I just find Star Wars works better for TV shows where it has more room to breath
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I think most stories in general work better as TV shows, tbh.Maybe I'm biased but I just find Star Wars works better for TV shows where it has more room to breath
Good thing Obi-wan prefers watching Gui-fi Eree's Diners, Fly-ins, and Dives to Masterpiece Mystery Holo-theater.
I adore the mechanical design. It's sprawling and ambitious and imaginative, and it doesn't always work, but when it does...!
Now you know my pain as the B-Wing's biggest fan
This is why I love Rebels so much.
Obi-Wan as a closet fan of foodie holo-TV is now official canon and you can never convince me otherwise.
I was just so excited when I got a 1999 Popular Mechanics issue that had all these cross-sections and descriptions of the Droid Army, including the Walker Fighters, and then all that turned to disappointment when the movie itself hardly used them The Walkers only show up in force during the Ep 3 space battle and even then they don't really do much but pose and get blown up.
I really need to watch Rebels...
I was just so excited when I got a 1999 Popular Mechanics issue that had all these cross-sections and descriptions of the Droid Army, including the Walker Fighters, and then all that turned to disappointment when the movie itself hardly used them The Walkers only show up in force during the Ep 3 space battle and even then they don't really do much but pose and get blown up.
I'd argue with the gripes in that the Emperor is on both sides.
Also, the Kaminoans don't deal with Tyrannus, as far as they're concerned they're dealing with a Jedi (who is dead and therefore can't deny he set it up). The weak point being Jango, who knows of Dooku (but possibly not Tyrannus or Sidious).
Obi-wan doesn't need to find Geonosis either; the seperatists were about to start the war anyway. The Jedi weren't supposed to be there yet, but they were late enough that it made no difference. If the Jedi council die on Geonosis it makes Order 66 easier still later.
Revenge of the Sith is him realising his win on the Republic side. Once he's won (and I suppose the Battle of Coruscant was the real final battle of the war) he eliminates the other side. It doesn't go all his way though, he'd much sooner have Anakin with limbs and not on fire.
I don't think his plan is necessarily to have Anakin as his apprentice. It's a "want" versus a "need". He lost Darth Maul and Tyrannus is older than he is. And he's been working on Anakin for years, the Jedi are crap and he doesn't really have any friends outside of Palpatine. Padme was his way in here, but he have done something else otherwise; Anakin never bought into the Jedi way of coping with loss and doesn't Palpatine know it.
The most charitable interpretation is that Palpatine reveals his goal in RotS - he wants to rediscover the lost Sith arts of immortality. He needs the Chosen One of the Jedi prophecy to do it. And he needs to be Emperor so he's got the resources of an entire galaxy at his disposal while he works out the details. He has no idea Anakin exists at the start of TPM, but he can see the future and knows that Amidala fleeing Naboo winds up delivering a real live Chosen One to him. Qui-gon shows up with the boy in tow, his old apprentice gets bisected but takes Qui-gon out of the picture, he picks up Dooku and starts constructing a war to catapult him into power and shape Anakin into what he needs...
I always assumed "Sifo-Dyas" was originally intended as a wink to the audience because it sounds like Sidious.
The big issue with the plotting in AotC is that it doesn't go anywhere. Obi-Wan uncovers this secret clone army commissioned under mysterious circumstances and then never follows up on that information for the entire war. Palpatine is only a good conspirator because nobody else in the galaxy has a brain.
In the final canon (I hate that word) Sifo-dyas did indeed commission the Clone Army. Sidious had the programming altered slightly, but beyond that there isn't a mystery.
In Attack of the Clones in particular, the complicated mystery that Obi-Wan is investigating is Dooku's plan, not Darth Sidious'. Palpatine just wants a war so he can seize war powers, and he knows you can't have a war without two armies. Dooku legitimately wanted Padme dead without it getting back to him, because that was the price Nute Gunray demanded for joining the confederacy. Her absence gave Palpatine an opportunity to escalate things further on the Republic side, and the Jedi discovering the conspiracy precipitated the first battle, but he didn't have a specific way he wanted the war to start. He's the chancellor of a powder keg and doesn't care which grain is the first to ignite.
Apparently in earlier drafts it was "Sido-dyas" and Mace said that there was no Jedi with that name. At that stage in the story it was definitely Sidious behind it.
In the final canon (I hate that word) Sifo-dyas did indeed commission the Clone Army. Sidious had the programming altered slightly, but beyond that there isn't a mystery.
The mystery is why the army exists in the first place and why the Jedi agree to lead it without questioning its original purpose. Like, okay, Sifo-Dyas foresaw an upcoming conflict and wanted the Republic to be prepared. Who erased the records of his efforts and for what reason? This seems like something that would bug me if I was on the Council.
It's not even that the plan doesn't work the Palpatine's end, it's just that the mystery has no reason to exist.
Seizing powerful separatist military assets isn't the goal of the plan. It's a nice benefit, but once again it's mere opportunism. Palpatine controlling both sides, through Dooku with one hand and through the Senate on the other, means he already has the plans for Poggle the Lesser's ultimate weapon. He doesn't need an excuse - either he has Dooku give it to him before the war, or he has Anakin go and pick it up after when he's cleaning up all the other loose ends.This is a better theory than any I've managed to come up with, and I really like it because it gives Dooku a lot of depth. But there's a couple significant flaws, most notably that the Sith plot in AotC is, in part, about manufacturing an excuse to get the Death Star plans away from the Separatists. There's a whole bit where the Geonosian elder essentially says "we can't let the Jedi find these plans for the ultimate weapon; take them somewhere safe" and Dooku's all "why yes of course". Then he flies directly to Palpatine and hands him the plans.
The other flaw is that Palpatine seems to need someone else to find the clones. His whole ploy for getting them accepted by Republic is passing them off as a provident opportunity that the Republic would be foolish to not take advantage of. And the best way for him to do that is for the Jedi to find them, because everyone trusts the Jedi.
Actually, the mystery with the Clone Army is who the hell funded it, it can't have been cheap. Where did Sifo-dyas get the wonga from?
Seizing powerful separatist military assets isn't the goal of the plan. It's a nice benefit, but once again it's mere opportunism. Palpatine controlling both sides, through Dooku with one hand and through the Senate on the other, means he already has the plans for Poggle the Lesser's ultimate weapon. He doesn't need an excuse - either he has Dooku give it to him before the war, or he has Anakin go and pick it up after when he's cleaning up all the other loose ends.
The presence of Death Star imagery on Geonosis is a detail that reveals that the conspiracy goes deeper, and a reminder of how it all ends.
Genosian Elder: "The Jedi must not find our designs for the ultimate weapon. If they find out what we are planning to build, we're doomed."
Dooku: "I will take the designs with me to Coruscant. They will be much safer there with my master."
Like does it not strike Obi-Wan as fishy that the guy hired to be the template for the clone troopers is also directly working for the man leading the separatist army the clones have been conveniently built to fight
Palpatine knows about the clone army, so if the Jedi don't stumble on it in a convenient time frame, he can give them a clue at any time of his choosing.
It's also weird that the Death Star plans were complete enough to be worth stealing before the Clone Wars but incomplete enough to allow Galen Erso to insert an intentional catastrophic design flaw years into the Empire (Whatever, it would take a long time to build a moon-sized space station)