why did I watch multiple episodes about Mon Mothma's shit husband and crap daughter (the latter of which gets nothing by the end - her dad is apparently with some other drunken Imperial noble now, somehow having not been murdered by the Imperials because ???, but is her daughter still being ignored/possibly abused by her new spouse? Does she ever have a change of heart about her mom? Who knows! Hope you enjoyed her fucking wedding!)
I hated Mon Mothma's storylines this show for the most part. I thought her parts of the show were boring and dull. But in retrospect (and something I identified as the show was airing) that's really kinda the whole point of her. Something to know about this show is that the showrunner making it is a guy who studied fascism in academia and his whole thesis for Andor is what does it actually look like to really have to fight fascism. Because - and speaking as an American - we never had to truly deal with this until now. Our fascist movements in the 30s were kept in check by FDR, so when we think about fighting fascism, we think about storming beaches and conventional warfare. Not what it looks like when your own society turns that way.
The entire point of Mon Mothma's storyline is to show what it looks like to try and fight fascism from the inside. By using the old levers of power and trying to keep going about business like nothing has changed, even though *everything* has changed. And Andor settles on the fact that it's an almost completely pointless and worthless endeavor. She's going to committee meetings and schmoozing with other elites, but they live in a completely different world that's entirely isolated from the horrors ensuing out in the real world. It's an illustration to show the how and why a democratic institution like the legislature can cede its power and become completely impotent when a fascist dictator takes over. Most of the senators in that building are trying too hard to keep their lavish lifestyles versus doing the hard work of fighting the good fight. And that's why her speech and escape from the senate is such a big deal. It's showing what *actually* has to be done by our legislators and thus by reflection, what ours are NOT doing IRL.
why was there all that guff about Mon owing that one guy a ton of money just for him to end up getting killed offscreen
It's the human toll and the first real consequences of fighting for the rebellion that Mon Mothma actually has to deal with. Her job is so abstract/removed from reality that it's a huge shock to her, to have to deal with the real consequences herself. The fact this guy is getting killed isn't what's interesting, because people have to die all the time in war. It's her reaction to it that's interesting. Because at that point she's still in her "pretend like everything is normal" phase of her rebellion, and everything isn't normal. Her childhood friend is getting murdered for being a loose end, and she feels like there's nothing she can do about it because she's still a completely passive player in this entire scenario.
why did Syril suddenly decide Dedra's actions were too much instead of going along with her to the very end like they seemed to be setting up
On top of being a bootlicker, Syril is a true believer. He's not a cynic who is there to grift. He believes in law and order, and that all this fascist shit will actually make society better somehow. He also desperately wants to belong to something and have a meaningful life, because he knows instinctively that his life ain't that. He's there on Gormon for years, living among the people, being a double agent. He sees how they're just regular people who would rather have normal lives and believes he's there to help them. So when reality becomes inescapable and the cognitive dissonance finally hits, he crashes out. Because this place and its people that he's grown to care for, he is finally realizing oh, they're not just trying to keep the peace. It's literally the "are we the baddies?" meme.
I actually love Syril's storyline. The guy is a pathetic loser, and his story is demonstrative of what losers like Syril get when they sign up to lick boots for fascists. You don't get to be a hero, you don't get good things, you only get to watch as you get betrayed by everything you believed in, and you get a meaningless, pathetic death in obscurity. Syril wanted so badly to be someone important and for his life to have meaning, and the last things he experiences in life is the guy who he's been chasing for four years be like, "Who are you???" *chef's kiss*
, why did we waste three episodes with Andor stuck on Yavin with a bunch of nobodies (who I guess all died after Andor left? And what was the monster? I guess the Rebels took it out by the end of the season?)
I thought this arc was overly drawn out. They could have gotten the point across with just one episode. But the point of this was to show how slipshod a lot of resistance fighters actually tend to be. If there isn't strong, principled people in charge, things tend to fall apart. Infighting, egos, and stupidity have killed more revolutions than oppressors have. They're showing what the Rebellion started out as, and why it's so important for competent people like Cassian to stand up and assume leadership in desperate times. It's there to contrast to the Yavin IV we eventually see in ANH and Rogue One where there's a real and functioning operation that evolved between the two time frames.
and why did they keep cutting to "one year later" every fucking time the show threatened to get interesting?!
The original plan for Andor was that it was going to be 5 seasons, and that each season would be one year in the lead up to Rogue One. By the time they got around to working on Season 2, they decided to scale back their ambitions so that the events of S2-5 would now only be one season. And those arcs would be 3 episodes each instead.
I guess Bix got rid of her addiction to whatever those drugs were during one of those "one year later" bits?
Her situation was really just an issue of idle hands spending time with
the genitals nose candy. She was just idly wasting away in the safe house because everyone else in her life didn't trust her just yet to go back to doing missions. And for good reason, but like, what ended up being best for her, was being active with the resistance and doing shit. Which is why it's a big moment for her when Cassian realizes this and helps her get revenge on the guy that tortured her.
And biggest of all for me - and I'm willing to admit maybe I just missed something here - why the absolute fuck did Bail Organa seemingly try to kidnap Mon Mothma after her big coming out as a Rebel speech? I know one of them was working for the Empire, but the others wanted Mon Mothma dead too, did they not?
Bail wasn't trying to kidnap her. Bail Organa is categorically a good guy in the Star Wars universe. The problem is, he wasn't taking his rebellion as seriously as Luthien was. He's a Senator, not a spymaster, so he wasn't doing enough to keep his shit secret, and he let his operations get infiltrated by the ISB. Cassian wasn't sent on a mission to intercept Mothma because Bail was ISB, but because Luthian had intel saying Bail's operations were compromised. And if they were compromised, Mothma wouldn't get out of the Senate alive after telling the Galaxy that the Emperor has no clothes.