A Questionnaire, Part II: The Questioning

[Olli]

1) When was the last time you were at the ocean?

For the sake of this question, I'm assuming mere seas do not count. I think then it comes down to the time I was by the Atlantic Ocean in Portugal in '19.

2) Have you even seen an alligator in person?

No, I don't think so. I've seen crocodiles, though.

3) Would you ever want to fly a plane?

Maybe for a small while, as long as someone else would take care of takeoff and landing.

4) What part of your face do you like best?

My beard.

5) What is your favourite H. G. Wells novel?

The Island of Doctor Moreau

 

[Johnny Unusual]

1) Which actor, who hasn't yet, should play Hercules?
2) What planet would you least like to be on right now?
3) Which is your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
4) Have you ever owned a robot?
5) Do you like the weather outside right now?

 

[Daikaiju]

1) Which actor, who hasn't yet, should play Hercules?
I'd say get an unknown.
2) What planet would you least like to be on right now?
Earth 1218
3) Which is your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
Donatello
4) Have you ever owned a robot?
no
5) Do you like the weather outside right now?
yeah, it's nice and crisp

 

[Johnny Unusual]

1) Which actor, who hasn't yet, should play Hercules?
2) What planet would you least like to be on right now?
3) Which is your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
4) Have you ever owned a robot?
5) Do you like the weather outside right now?

1) Terry Crews
2) Mercury
3) Either Michaelangelo or Raphael, depending on the interpretation
4) I guess I got one of those vacuum robots from my dad but I don't use it much
5) It's rainy but it's not too bad. Really, need it to help the earthy patches grow some grass.

 

[Olli]

1) Which actor, who hasn't yet, should play Hercules?

Jacob Elordi

2) What planet would you least like to be on right now?

Mercury sounds like a bad time

3) Which is your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Don, because he gets more reach

4) Have you ever owned a robot?

You can try to own robots but no matter how sick your burns are, they just won't feel satisfying

5) Do you like the weather outside right now?

Yeah, it's pretty great

 

[LBD_Nytetrayn]

1) Which actor, who hasn't yet, should play Hercules?

Dave Bautista.

2) What planet would you least like to be on right now?

One of the gas ones. Or the ones too cold to sustain life.

Actually, pending the discovery of any other suitable planets, I'm pretty good right here at the moment, as much as I hate to say it.

3) Which is your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?

Depends on the version.

'87: Mikey
Adventures: Raph
2K3: Leo
Rise: Don

And in 2K12, I like Splinter more than any of them.

4) Have you ever owned a robot?

You're going to have to be specific, or otherwise: Do you even know me?

5) Do you like the weather outside right now?

Seems nice enough. Too bad I won't get to enjoy it today. If anything, it'll probably actually be a hindrance when I go to bed this after-- huh, just as I started typing that, the light from outside dim-- and there it goes again. Never mind.

 

[Exposition Owl]

1) Which actor, who hasn't yet, should play Hercules?
Nathan Fillion.

2) What planet would you least like to be on right now?
Venus, no question. It’s deeply ironic that the planet synonymous with glory and beauty in all kinds of human cultures is such a hellworld.

3) Which is your favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?
I always liked Leonardo best, because he was the most serious and responsible one. I’m boring.

4) Have you ever owned a robot?
No, which isn’t a bad thing in my mind. Having a robot around would probably make me socially anxious.

5) Do you like the weather outside right now?
I do! Where I used to live in New Jersey, May was basically a summer month. I’m glad to be getting some actual spring.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

1) What's the name of your dog(s), if applicable?
2) Which dinosaur could you take in a fight?
3) When is the last time you changed a tire?
4) Which is your favourite Stephen King short story?
5) What toy line do you think is underrated?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

1) What's the name of your dog(s), if applicable?
2) Which dinosaur could you take in a fight?
3) When is the last time you changed a tire?
4) Which is your favourite Stephen King short story?
5) What toy line do you think is underrated?

1) No dog, sadly
2) Microraptor
3) I feel like it's been a long time. I'm going to guess 9 years.
4) The Jaunt is still creepy and sad
5) I still have a soft spot for the cheap but collectable Z-Bots

 

[Daikaiju]

1) What's the name of your dog(s), if applicable?
I had a dog once, named Mr. T
2) Which dinosaur could you take in a fight?
Microraptor as well
3) When is the last time you changed a tire?
On a full sized car? Never.
4) Which is your favourite Stephen King short story?
None. Not a horror fan
5) What toy line do you think is underrated?
Robotix. Would love a reboot.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

4) Which is your favourite Stephen King short story?
None. Not a horror fan

I mean, it obviously won't change your answer but he's actually written plenty of non-horror (character dramas, sci-fi). Too long for a short story but The Body (which became the film Stand By Me) and Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption are pretty good.

 

[Daikaiju]

Shawshank Redemption

Oh right, forgot that was his. That one then.