A generic no-gimmick traditional internet "Caption This"

[Exposition Owl]

I had to look up what the heck this is. What do you think?

The control panel for one of the opposing boxers from Super Punch Out?

 

[JBear]

3M is always innovating, and never has that been more clear than with our newest innovation, which we think you'll agree is a significant improvement over our previous model, the Bear Mauler, which, as a reminder, 3M was not found criminally responsible for, and all impacted consumers settled out of court and remain happy 3M customers.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

3M is always innovating, and never has that been more clear than with our newest innovation, which we think you'll agree is a significant improvement over our previous model, the Bear Mauler, which, as a reminder, 3M was not found criminally responsible for, and all impacted consumers settled out of court and remain happy 3M customers.

I get the strength of 38 bears, but 43 just seems excessive.

 

[Becksworth]

Spoiler: Huh, wasn't expecting that...

This, this is our new song
Just like the last one
A total waste of time
My Bair Hugger
guitar solo

 

[Exposition Owl]

Spoiler: Huh, wasn't expecting that...

This, this is our new song
Just like the last one
A total waste of time
My Bair Hugger
guitar solo

Spoiler

The Bair Huggers
They want everything
My uncle Bair
My Bair-Hugging beacon

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Crossposting someone else's deal.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Introducing Professor Colimore's patented new Galvanic Accumulator!

Concentrate your body's positive electricitos within your heart and mind. Evict the negative ones to your bladder and bowels where they will naturally be eliminated and no longer impact your thoughts and feelings. And worry not about the negative ones in your lower limbs - they will simply evaporate into the ground as you walk about your day. Send the amount listed on the order form below to get this amazing new life-changing device that uses Professor Colimore's stunning new discovery in the scientific field of Human Electro-Galvanics.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Piercing piked peril? A perfidious pitfall of pins? How will Math Symbol Man placate this problem? It will only get worse so stay tuned, same Math Symbol Time, same Math Symbol Channel!

 

[Becksworth]

Your death trap won't work on me, Mr. Fantastic! I, Magneto! The Master of Magnetism!, have charged the magnetic polarity of body to repel the spikes!

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Thanks to @Tegan

 

[RT-55J]

Waluigi died for his own sins.

 

[Becksworth]

Got to make sure to show our religion when we go out for Xmas WAH-sailing.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Then came Waluigi forth, wearing the crown of thorns, and the purple hat and shirt. And Peachlite saith unto them, "Behold the man"!

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Torzelbaum]

We were told that they were a magical fruit but we never stopped to question whether it was dark magic.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Van Camp's: Unleash the Evil!

 

[JBear]

Marketing guy: "Mr. Van Camp, I don't know what you think malevolent means, but..."
Mr. Van Camp, slamming his fist on the table: "More malevolent!"

 

[Torzelbaum]

"Roll that beautiful baleful bean footage."

 

[RT-55J]

"Eat your natto, Apollo."

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[JBear]

"That shit ain't Canon."

 

[Torzelbaum]

"PC Load Letter? What does that mean?"

 

[Exposition Owl]

“And you may ask yourself, ‘Well, how did I get here?’”

[Can anybody translate the Japanese caption, by the way?]

 

[Daikaiju]

"Even if it's small, Godzilla" via Google translate

 

[muteKi]

it copies, it scans, it faxes, it levels skyscrapers with a single strike

 

[Becksworth]

*Out of toner*
*Godzilla noises...*

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Purple]

Saints Row the Third: Remastered

 

[muteKi]

"I guess you could say I'm a real pin-head, heh heh heh"

 

[Johnny Unusual]

....I dunno, maybe it is better to serve in Heaven...