A generic no-gimmick traditional internet "Caption This"

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Becksworth]

That's not what I meant by "needs more bass", and you know that!

 

[RT-55J]

Finally, enough bass.

 

[Torzelbaum]

Your move, Spinal Tap.

 

[Becksworth]

Because you know I'm all about that bass
'Bout that bass, no treble.

 

[Eishtmo]

Compensation.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

"Wait"
*tune*
"Wait"
*tune*
"Wait"
*tune*
"Wait."

 

[muteKi]

"pssht, only 12 strings? what kind of doofy-ass tunes do you think you canplay on that?"

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[RT-55J]

Dynowarz HD is highly anticipated by both fans and critics alike!

 

[Becksworth]

No complete fossil of Robotosaurus Rex has been discovered, but here is an artist depiction of it breathing hot plasma on its prey.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

There's some real "John Candy and Steve Martin in Planes, Trains and Automobiles" energy here.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

@Kirin

 

[Torzelbaum]

You're a mean one, Mr. Gulp.

(Side Note: Really not sure if Mr. is the correct title/honorific to use in this case.)

 

[RT-55J]

2 months hrt

 

[Eishtmo]

For you, this is one of the weirdest images you've seen all day. For the 7-11 employees, it was a Tuesday.

 

[Becksworth]

How the Grinch Slayed Christmas

 

[RT-55J]

I wouldn't touch that floor with a thirty-nine and a half inch thick sole.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

The Grinch's heels grew three sizes that day...

 

[Purple]

And what happened, then? At the Big Gulp they say – that the Grinch's small hips grew three sizes that day.

 

[Büge]

 

[RT-55J]

N'Qrornk: "And so I told my xylbnog "Why you gotta snorg my p'torg, grorg?" and then she just grunkulled and p'tlonkadonked. T'xlaqians, am I right??"

Humans (nodding intently): "Fascinating. Tell us more."

 

[Becksworth]

The galactic president did not asexually spawn in that women's hotel room and they take offense to these salacious accusations.

 

[Exposition Owl]

A Daily Bugle Exclusive: Kingpin interviews Khynngp’n, his alternate self from Earth-843!

 

[Johnny Unusual]

"Yes, my client is guilty of murder in his quest to obtain the Maltese Falcon but I can assure you, he hurt no one in his attempt to acquire the Millennium Falcon."

 

[Torzelbaum]

 

[Torzelbaum]

Green Vilarxians Can Jump!

or

The original script for Space Jam sure was different from the final product.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

The Milxars won the game but are being investigated for apparently "being high on their own performance-enhancing supply"

 

[Becksworth]

Where in the rules does it say my pet aliens from a high gravity planet can't play basketball?

 

[Kirin]

I had to look up what the heck this is. What do you think?