A generic no-gimmick traditional internet "Caption This"

[Exposition Owl]

“I’m tearing me apart, Lisa!”

 

[Johnny Unusual]

They took it in a different direction but this Miracle on 34th Street remake looks pretty good.

 

[muteKi]

Early models of Robot Santa were not equipped with anti-paradox circuitry

 

[Exposition Owl]

“If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the Angry Dome!”

 

[muteKi]

Sure, you might know Goya for their cans of beans and boxes of juice, but did you know about the extremely rare model of the Sega Saturn they produced?

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Becksworth]

Later his attacker was arrested and his attacker regretted it.

 

[RT-55J]

That feeling when you expect to like being shot, but then reality disappoints you.

 

[JBear]

"Shot And I Don't Like It" 's tenure as a super-hero was as brief as his costume was terrible.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Weird Al died doing what he loved, trying to workshop a Katy Perry parody.

 

[Daikaiju]

 

[Exposition Owl]

“Part of this balanced breakfast.”

 

[Becksworth]

ChefAI is still early in development and can use your donations and suggestions to make it better.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

Some caterpillars' camouflage is unfortunate.

 

[RT-55J]

"You want more toppings with that?"

 

[Eishtmo]

America, the Food.

 

[Torzelbaum]

America, the Food.

I don't think it has enough fried stuff on it to qualify as that.

 

[JBear]

"Alright, fine Marty, you win: there is such a thing as a bad dog."

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[RT-55J]

[from left to right]

*pointing* "amogus."

*surprised* "amogus?"

*nodding* "amogus..."

*grunting* "amogus!"

 

[Daikaiju]

The Tylenol/Sea Of Thieves x-over DLC is weird.

 

[Patrick]

This is what happens if you don't eat all of the tic-tacs by the expiration date.

 

[Becksworth]

Prescription Pirates

...Wait, this isn't the Band Name thread...

 

[Büge]

Hey, I remember that episode of ReBoot.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

"I'm not going lie, crew, our lack of limbs may pose a challenge in digging the treasure up."

 

[Johnny Unusual]

 

[Eishtmo]

Discount.

 

[JBear]

The official Ronald McDonald Teaches American Sign Language happy meal had to pulled from restaurants all over North America when angry parents discovered that the ASL detailed in the sexually explicit booklets was inaccurate.

 

[RT-55J]

Whatever you say about Mr. McDonald, he is not unfair. He will always give you ample warning of your impending fate.

 

[Johnny Unusual]

...the face ain't listening?