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Greed is Great! Let's Play Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
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01-07-2010, 10:32 PM
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Greed is Great! Let's Play Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
  Ah, the sea. Vast, expansive, other boring words I don't care about. Look at this 'lil Douchebag Duck with his 'lil telescope. You looking for some grass or frogs to munch on, duckie?   Ha! Look at his eyes bulge out at the sight of my wonderful visage! I chase Ditsy Duck around for a bit in my rowboat while he cries like a baby.  Awwww, you think you've lost me, don't you?   Well, think again, Dummy Duck! Title screen time!  Let'sa Play Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3, narrated by me, Wario! Pictures of my exploits taken by some stupid crapface who thinks he's the master of sawblade ninja doctors. And sucks at good screen captures. Okay guys, I'm finally getting this underway! This is my first of these LP things, so I've decided to have Wario cover the narration while I capture the screens. Any feedback, criticisms, death threats, etc. for my LP work are welcome. And now, on with the show! Last edited by MetManMas; 01-08-2010 at 01:16 AM. |
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01-07-2010, 10:33 PM
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YES PLEASE
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01-07-2010, 10:49 PM
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  Let's get to the file room! I'll just bust this wall, and.....   Wait, where'd my hat go? I must've lost it when bumping into that pipe in a screen that Mustard Man Mascara didn't capture! I can't let people see my toupee, uh, I mean, natural hair! I'll just snatch this safari helmet off the wall.   Okay, I'm ready to go and.....Wait, who the crap saved data on the first file? I'm the only one good enough for "The A File"! I'll take care of this!   BOB-OMB'D! OW MY SAVE DATA! There we go, clean and'a new. Now it's off to Kitchen Island to search for the gold statue of Princess Toadstool (Peach to you future peoples) and steal it for myself! Uh, I mean, steal it for myself! Yeah, steala it for myself!  This island looks puny! I'll just walk all over this place and....  Wait! What the crap? That little beach turned into a big beach! Aw, it's just a stupid map screen! Well, this will take'a a while longer than I thought. Onto Course 1 at Rice Beach! Last edited by MetManMas; 01-08-2010 at 12:11 AM. |
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01-07-2010, 11:07 PM
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 Hey there, little Goom! You think you're gonna shrink'a me?   Well, THINK AGAIN! I'm not some wimpy little fat guy who wears red, and eats mushrooms, and shoots puny fireballs, and saves some eternally kidnapped idiot princess from a big fat dragon turtle!   I pound that Goom's face in and swipe the contents of the blocks. This one's got a heart in it! I can sell that on the black market for coins, and....wait, wrong game. This just gives me extra lives when I get enough of them. I also murder some other Goom and a coin falls out of his corpse.  While I'ma busting this block, I have to tell you that ol' spear-toting Goom can harm me. He pokes me with that pointy thing, I turn into some ugly little troll with bad hair! A hit like that and I die. You don't wanta that to happen to me, you got that?   Oh, I love'a the garlic! When I get it while not a stupid troll thing, I getta this awesome bull hat that boosts my tackling power and letsa me rip off the turtle dragon guy's butt-stomping move from that douchey red douche's third adventure!  The other block items are more boring hearts and coins. Let'sa see what's down this ladder. Maybe it's something good for a change! Last edited by MetManMas; 01-08-2010 at 01:20 AM. Reason: Garlic. |
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01-07-2010, 11:23 PM
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  Well, there's more blocks in this crappy hole. I use my superior Wario intellect to save some blocks to use as platforms to reach the heart on the right.  There's also some ladder I can't reach from down here. Guessa we'll never see where it goes, will we?   Ten Coins + Crappy Blocks Vulnerable to Butt Stomping + Bull Hat = Joy! The block over there has another totally not sellable on the black market heart in it, though. Lame'a.   Oh, so that'sa where that ladder goes. It just lets me getta my butt out of the hole after I bust it and swipe its coiny riches. I heada on right after getting out. Those pinchy things can turn me troll or dead, too. Those stars are the gory remains of some stupid Goom I hurled in to test them.   I hitta this hidden block with another stupid heart in case some idiot of idiotness busts the bustable blocks, which would trap a stupider person. Nice'a touch for a worthless heart block. I also raida some more coins.   AW CRAP! How am I supposed to getta those coins atop those pinchy things in this area the stupid photo guy forgot to take a picture of the entrance to? Screw'a this! I'm going to another level to get a power-up that can solve this dilemma! Last edited by MetManMas; 01-08-2010 at 12:03 AM. |
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01-07-2010, 11:40 PM
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  Okay, I'm about to get out of this stupid crappy level and.....wait, why is that mole with the bandanna offering money to a skull?   Looks'a like he made the skull open a door by tossing the crossy coin into the slot! I'ma too cheap to pay such petty tolls, but that move may be useful to learn. How to learn it, though? I try to decipher these ancient hieroglyphs. Up arrow and B, up arrow and B, what does it mean? Hmmmm.....   I got it! Up and B makes me throw my money away! This'a will surely be useful for something, like some crappy checkpoint or door. I leave this stupid level through the door Ol' Blindy left open.   Time to play a game! I hate'a those stupid hearts, so I go in the room with the cross coin on it. Buckets and ropes.....looks interesting. Do I just pull with A?  Wow! A bag of money! My coins have doubled! I have'a to do that again!  Wow! Another bag of money! Double my double coins! I love these buckets!  OWWWW! Stupid ten-ton weight stole half my coins! I hate these buckets! Mercifully, Manga Mon Masthead failed to screencap my beautiful face being crushed in. Thank you for your incompetence!  And Course 1 is finished! I have an 86 coin haul so far. Not bad, but we can do better. I also want to find'a out what goes into those squares with half the alphabet plus two. Maybe it's treasure, or worthless crap? Crappy treasure? See you next time! Next Update Episode: Course 2, Maybe 3? Last edited by MetManMas; 01-08-2010 at 12:15 AM. |
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#7
01-08-2010, 12:39 AM
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HAHAHA! The narration is a great touch. Hey Wario! What sort of crack were you on in Super Mario Land 2? you know the game where Mario DESTROYS you, oh yeah I went there.
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01-08-2010, 12:49 AM
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Nice start. Whose-a gonna win? |
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#9
01-08-2010, 07:25 AM
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I remember this game, though I never quite got the level structure. Pretty fun though!
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01-08-2010, 09:11 AM
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This was the game I bought with my first Game Boy. I didn't regret it at all. I had a lot of fun with this title, and even got the max-coin ending without using the pause code cheat.
Then there's the commercial for the game. He, uh, certainly doesn't sound like the Wario we know now. |
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#11
01-11-2010, 11:04 PM
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Wario Land: Course 2, Maybe 3?
  Okay, let'sa go to the next level! This is the first and last time I have that Meta-whoever show you what the crappy course entry screen looks like: boring text. Hey, there's a door at the entrance. Wonder what happens if I go through it?  What the.....I'm back outside the crappy level?! Looks like I can leave stages through the entrance. That's kinda good to know.   This place has many of these stone and wood platforms floating in place like weird disembodied platforms from some kind of platformy video game.....Yeah, like I'd ever get a video game like that crappy red guy! I knock those little guys and the new spiny crab thing down with my butt stomp to vent my anger.    These platforms alternate between "Gray" and "More Different Gray" to show that they're those crappy platforms that move in and out of the foreground. Some easily timed jumping later and I swipe'a another crappy heart for an extra life! Guess they aren't that crappy after all. I head into the door to see what lies inside. |
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01-11-2010, 11:25 PM
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  Inside'a the cave, I find a brand new hat to play with! I always wanted a dragon skin cap! I head over to rub it in the face of the little slime thing sitting there like an idiot.   WAIT WHAT THE?! I'M AN UGLY LITTLE TROLL NOW! THAT LITTLE JERK! I'M GONNA THROW HIS BROTHER INTO HIM AND.....  Aw crap. So much for my extra life. I wanted to be some crabby guy with his own restaurant chain and barely pay my employees anything in that life! I had it all planned out!    A short trek later back out of the coffin and I USE the dragon hat this time. My wave of flamethrower flames beat out crappy bouncy 8-pixel fireballs any day!   It even works underwater, firing jets of pressurized water in place of flames!   I sacrificed a crossy coin to the Skull God and all I got was this crappy lamppost light! What a waste of ten of my coins. Like I'll need to be revived at this'a point in this sorry excuse of a level. I head out of the cave. Last edited by MetManMas; 01-12-2010 at 12:01 AM. |
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01-11-2010, 11:39 PM
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   In defiance of Platformer Law, I decide to go left and kill Gooms and spiny things while tearing through and looting blocks.....Wait, how did a dead bird end'a up on my heada? I'ma gonna get this thing off.  HOLY CRAP! Having a bird's corpse on my head let'sa me fly forward! Maybe I can use this to loot those coins back in Course 1!  And now, I lost it somehow. Crap. I do some platforming on more of the vanishing platforms for some reason.    Oh wow, this is really boring. Ooooh, coins! Oh wow, this is boring again.   And that's over with. I head'a through a door Mr. Idiot Screencapper didn't screencap to find a more interesting place with skull columns. I probably won't see anything of note in here, sooooo.....  It's you!!! |
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01-11-2010, 11:57 PM
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 If it isn't my old title sequence nemesis, Dipstick Duck! Quack quack! (That's Dangerous Duck to you!)  Dangerous? Hah! You can't even throw a boomerang the right way! What's with the windup there? Quack! Quack! Quacka quack quack. Quack.... (Hey! That's not nice! I'd like to see you throw one of these when you have wings with gloves on them for hands. You could really hurt a duck's feelings, you know.) =(  Ha! You are still no match for me, the yellow master of disaster, the Super Wario!� Quack! Quackaquack! (Ow! My confidence!)    After splattering duck � l'orange all over the back wall, I sacrifice more of my hard stolen earned coins to the Skull God to open the exit. Between the money-stealing checkpoint and the money-stealing exit, my coin earnings are a measly 16, not even enough for the heart-earning minigame. Next time, level. NEXT'A TIME! Next Time: Course 3 (For Reals!) |
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01-12-2010, 07:00 PM
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02-28-2010, 03:11 PM
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My apologies for the lack of updates on this LP, but I'm having some trouble deciding what direction I wanna go with this, as well as trying to avoid the temptation of putting up a billion screenshots per level. Doing an LP on a dialogueless platformer was much harder than I thought it would be, though it's also given me a greater appreciation for all the work you LP guys do.
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